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Prank War!

by Ashfur
A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.

Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.

Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.

If you have any ideas, suggestions, or reminders that my writing is bad and I should feel bad, please put them here.

Everyone
Incomplete
Comedy
Random
Human
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
POP

69337 words: Estimated about 6 hours to read
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78 Chapters:

  1. Medieval Pollock 2018-09-25 06:09:12 UTC
    1066
  2. Munched 2018-09-25 19:24:26 UTC
    855
  3. Nick the Dwagon Rider 2018-09-26 06:15:58 UTC
    929
  4. Chapter Chapter 2018-09-26 21:21:54 UTC
    923
  5. Rollin' 2018-09-27 22:22:47 UTC
    1096
  6. Munched 2: Chromatic Munchaloo 2018-09-28 22:56:40 UTC
    914
  7. The great bit hunt 2018-09-29 16:18:01 UTC
    905
  8. Drive by 2018-10-01 04:42:41 UTC
    1072
  9. Once in a blue moon 2018-10-03 03:36:57 UTC
    982
  10. Munch3d: This time it's munchsonal 2018-10-04 03:57:31 UTC
    679
  11. The house always pranks 2018-10-05 23:42:27 UTC
    771
  12. The subtle things 2018-10-08 01:53:56 UTC
    898
  13. The smell of pranking in the morning 2018-10-08 12:59:23 UTC
    1202
  14. Still a better prank story than Twilight 2018-10-09 15:07:37 UTC
    941
  15. Munched 4: Live Free or Munch Hard 2018-10-10 23:58:37 UTC
    994
  16. The nothing prank 2018-10-15 17:34:21 UTC
    852
  17. Bad luck charm 2018-10-18 01:44:20 UTC
    905
  18. Good night. Sleep? Yeah right... 2018-10-21 02:32:29 UTC
    973
  19. The Theseus Thesis 2018-10-22 17:58:12 UTC
    897
  20. Double vision and then some 2018-10-24 13:33:55 UTC
    887
  21. Want fries with that? 2018-10-27 22:34:45 UTC
    801
  22. And push it somewhere else! 2018-10-29 14:46:00 UTC
    844
  23. Nightmare Night... 2018-11-01 01:25:32 UTC
    884
  24. ...What a Fright... 2018-11-01 13:34:45 UTC
    1451
  25. ...Give Me Something Sweet To Bite! 2018-11-02 13:02:47 UTC
    1370
  26. Metapranking 2018-11-03 23:21:22 UTC
    727
  27. Take me out to the ball game 2018-11-07 21:19:00 UTC
    899
  28. Munched 5: Mission Impossimunch 2018-11-09 15:01:47 UTC
    927
  29. Tell your friends or else 2018-11-13 01:04:42 UTC
    935
  30. Tell Pinkie or Else 2018-11-13 15:33:10 UTC
    1040
  31. Rise and shine 2018-11-14 21:52:20 UTC
    813
  32. Prankster lessons: Being #1 2018-11-16 18:04:16 UTC
    1345
  33. All aboard the hype train 2018-11-19 20:41:05 UTC
    908
  34. Let's go, Woona! 2018-11-21 17:59:55 UTC
    862
  35. Inside/outside 2018-11-25 16:06:38 UTC
    1077
  36. Squawkward 2018-11-27 20:33:12 UTC
    862
  37. This Chapter Doesn't Exist 2018-11-29 19:29:52 UTC
    854
  38. For want of a moat 2018-11-30 19:47:13 UTC
    693
  39. Munched 6: Rise of the UnderMuncher 2018-12-04 20:47:58 UTC
    893
  40. Lazy river 2018-12-10 13:25:52 UTC
    721
  41. Excessive Sparkles 2018-12-17 13:02:43 UTC
    780
  42. Redecoration 2018-12-19 18:57:12 UTC
    807
  43. The doofus decimal system 2018-12-22 21:22:35 UTC
    655
  44. Smells like Confusion 2018-12-24 23:51:52 UTC
    678
  45. Sound off! 2018-12-25 17:21:57 UTC
    814
  46. Munched 7: The night Before Munchmas 2018-12-25 17:22:15 UTC
    588
  47. Tag team prank: On my mark! 2018-12-28 19:02:38 UTC
    758
  48. To whom it may concern 2019-01-01 21:28:46 UTC
    737
  49. Sonic Painboom 2019-01-02 21:09:24 UTC
    845
  50. The Big Machine 2019-01-06 19:00:35 UTC
    845
  51. Market Street Mad Dash 2019-01-09 13:01:46 UTC
    728
  52. The Shenanigan Squad 2019-01-11 13:23:02 UTC
    905
  53. Fogged down 2019-01-14 12:01:29 UTC
    967
  54. Splatstick 2019-01-18 22:05:05 UTC
    882
  55. (En)danger Zone 2019-01-21 22:41:37 UTC
    728
  56. ANGERY SON HORS 2019-01-23 13:59:48 UTC
    802
  57. My Mane is Inigo Munchoya 2019-01-25 12:58:21 UTC
    944
  58. Chitty Chitty Bath Bath 2019-01-29 20:39:12 UTC
    824
  59. Ponyvision 2019-02-02 03:01:13 UTC
    789
  60. New in Town 2019-02-03 22:43:22 UTC
    756
  61. Not so new in town 2019-02-05 18:17:39 UTC
    949
  62. Apple a day 2019-02-09 18:42:05 UTC
    766
  63. Nick or Nickel 2019-02-17 17:35:44 UTC
    1041
  64. Munched 9: The Mane Event 2019-02-24 12:57:05 UTC
    772
  65. Muck and Cover 2019-03-03 00:20:33 UTC
    767
  66. How I met your Princess 2019-03-13 11:20:08 UTC
    991
  67. One, two, buckle my... 2019-03-16 23:26:10 UTC
    853
  68. Counting Licks 2019-04-01 07:11:53 UTC
    869
  69. Chomp 2019-04-14 15:40:21 UTC
    747
  70. Dis-kabob-ulated 2019-04-23 21:40:43 UTC
    1065
  71. Business as unusual 2019-06-07 15:28:59 UTC
    771
  72. Munchsona 2019-07-09 14:17:39 UTC
    788
  73. You can't say that on a Y7 show! 2019-10-04 16:52:51 UTC
    641
  74. Dungeons and Dimwits 2019-10-08 18:59:59 UTC
    917
  75. Splish splash 2019-10-21 21:13:35 UTC
    938
  76. Fun with tape 2019-11-25 19:12:35 UTC
    914
  77. Lunachadora 2021-07-21 01:13:57 UTC
    958
  78. Munched at sea 2021-08-14 12:46:33 UTC
    1111