Author's Note

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Hulk vs the Main Five

“Hey, Mike what do think of my costume?” a young man in a decent looking hulk costume said.

“Its ok,I guess,why are you playing dress up again,Alex?” Mike said raising an eyebrow.

“It's called cosplaying! Mike, and it's awesome!” Alex protested with a glare.

“Sure,” Mike said rolling his eyes,“We better hurry or we’ll be late for the con's opening, I wanna milk this con for all its got,”

Alex nodded and the two headed out.

Later at the con.

“Ok remember, we only have about hundred and- you're already gone, perfect!” Mike said as tried to warn his friend before realizing he had been ditched, “Gotta go find that idiot before blows are money on some shady stand,”

Mike walked around as fast he could without accidentally knocking people down.Eventually he found Alex excitedly handing over a handful of bill to a guy in a Resident Evil 5 merchant costume.

“You idiot what did you are doing!” Mike said storming over to the stand.

“Oh hey Mike! Look at this cool mask I bought!” Alex said showing a rubber mask that looked like the hulk’s face,to his friend.

“Give me that!” Mike said snatching the item from Alex.

“Hey…Ow!” Alex said before Mike hit him with the mask.

“Did you seriously pay 100 buck for this crap!?” Mike yelled.

“But it looks so cool!” Alex said.

“But it looks so cool!” Mike mocked before he said, “I told you five times before we went to this con to wait for me give to ok, before you buy something!”

“But-” Alex began before being cut off.

“One, you get one of these for like 20 bucks online,two you don't need this thing,and three its my fuckin money yout blowin it on!” Mike said, “I'm mean just look at this mask,I bet you can barely breath in this thing ,”Mike said spreading the neck of the mask.

“Wait stop!” The merchant shouted as Mike put the mask around his head and everything faded to black.

Some time later.

“I honestly don’t know why you brought him here, Fluttershy,” A Mike heard someone say as he began to wake up.

“Discord! you I’d know never just leave someone who needs my help!” Fluttershy said angrily.

“Yes I know but-,oh it likes he’s up!” Discord said as Mike opened his eyes.

What Mike saw shook him to his core,before him was a yellow pegasus with a long pink mane,and a being whose body was mistmached with a bunch different animals.

“Are you okay?How are you feeling?”The butter colored pegasus asked worriedly.

“Confused,uncomfortable,and quite frankfully terrified!” Mike said sitting up and scooting back ,before hitting the wall causing him to freak out even more.

“Please try to calm down! We aren’t going to hurt you,” The mare said soothingly.

“Oh yea sure! I go to a con with my friend and wake up in with some kind of mismatched monster and a talking technicolor pony, and I'm supposed be like ‘okay cool’!” Mike yelled brown eyes slowly turning to a green,the same thing was happening to his skin and hair.

“Oh dear,is that normal?your skin is turning green,” Fluttershy asked looking at him with worry.

“What are you-WHAT THE HELL?” Mike said looking at his hand that was now turning green even faster has he began to freak out even more,and now his fear was turning to rage.

“Ok now getting smashed today!” Discord said snapping his fingers causing Mike to be both teleported immobilized in pyramid of metal with only his head free..

Of course this only ticked Mike off even more bringing his transformation into full swing, his face’s now green skin began to darken,and his face began to become become more muscular and the metal pyramid began to grown as Mike’s body was growing rapidly.

“Let Hulk go!” He roared as he squirmed against the pyriamid.

“Fluttershy be a dear,and use your ‘stare’ on him,please!” Discord said beginning to freak out.

“Oh um ok!” Fluttershy said quickly assessing that by the way Discord was acting ,something bad was about to happen. She looked Mike in eye and stared at him intensely.

Mike suddenly froze caught in the pony’s gaze. After a few seconds Mike began to return to normal.

“Ok,let's start over,Perhaps if we can clarify your situation,you might be more at ease, you are currently in the beautiful land of Equestria,how and why? I'm not sure ,but if I had to guess you’ve been sent here from another universe,”

“Ok, but what the fuck was- oh my god, I’m Bruce Banner without the PhDs,” Mike said suddenly realizing his situation.

“Basically,” Discords said with a nod.

“Who is Bruce Banner?” Fluttershy asked in confusion.

“A brilliant scientist with anger issues,and a hate for the color green,” Discord said with a smile.

“Basically, he was pumped full of gamma rays and now whenever his heart rate gets above 195 ,he turns into a beefy green baddass that goes by the name Hulk,” Mike clarified.

“Oh, I see,so when ever he gets angry or stressed he turns into Hulk?” Fluttershy asked to make sure she understood what they had said.

“Yep,um how did you know that anger and stress specifically turned him into the not so jolly green giant,” Mike asked.

“Oh I got a degree in animal biology ,so I had to learn stuff like what effects heart rates in order to get a licence to so I could take care of wild animals,” Fluttershy explained, “ A cutie mark can only take you so far,”

“A what?” Mike asked in confusion.

“Oh,It's these marks we get when we’re foals that tells what your special talent is,” She said turning around to give Mike a good look of her pink butterfly Cutie mark.

“Cool,” Mike shrugged.

“Ok! Now that that’s settled perhaps you’d like to take a look around?Maybe familiarize yourself with your new home? I'm afraid you will most likely be here for an indefinite time frame,” Discord said taking his head off and shaking it.

“I guess that would be a good idea,If I really am stuck here, ” Mike said getting up ,after Discord snapped his fingers removing the pyramid around him.

“Oh! I know we can go visit my friends i
I’m sure they would love to meet you!” Fluttershy said.

“But before you go,I’d to give you a few items,I have hunch you’ll need them,” Discord said snapping his fingers.

Suddenly a watch was around Mike’s wrist,a satchel hanging from his shoulder,and box that read instant camp set in his hand.

“The watch can tell time including the date, monitors your heart rate and keeps track of how many days have gone by since your last transformation,the purse has infinite space and I've filled it with more clothes and toilet paper than you could ever possibly need. As well as the camping set instantly creates as many tents and sleeping bags as you need,but it doesn't come with firewood or food so you’ll have to get that yourself,” Discord explained.

“Ok,thanks!” Mike said putting the box in his bag,before he and Fluttershy walked out the door.

It didn’t take them very long to get to the small town where Fluttershy’s friends lived,hell it was practically next door.

“Welcome to Ponyville! I hope you like it,” Fluttershy said with a smile as they walked up the road.

“Honestly, it doesn't look half bad for a middle ages esc village,no offense,” Mike said as he was looking around.

“Oh no of cou-,” Fluttershy said with a smile before being cut off as a Rainbow blur slammed into Mike sending him flying.

“Get ready for a pounding freak!” A rainbow mare said as Mike groaned on the ground in pain.

“Rainbow Dash? No wait!” Fluttershy said trying to stop the rainbow haired mare.

“Stay back Fluttershy! I'll deal this wimp in a flash!” Rainbow said glaring at Mike.

“Rainbow! you don't understand he-” Fluttershy said in distress,unfortunately Rainbow had stopped listening as she flew up and punched Mike in the face as he got up again.

“Stop punching me ,you crazy bitch!” Mike said trying not to lose his temper,and failing miserably, his now eyes now turning green.

“What did you call me!?” Rainbow said flying into the sky ,before breaking the freakin sound barrier as she flew right back at him. He tried to jump out of the way ,but Rainbow hit him dead on sending him flying once again,but this time he crashed through a wall of a building.

“Hah take that! That's what you get for messing with my friend you stupid ape!” Rainbow said smirking as she hovered over to where Mike was now spazzing out on the floor of the bakery he found himself in.

“Wow I didn't know I hit him that hard!” Rainbow said laughing at Mike who looked like he was having seizure.

Mike skins soon turned all green and his body began to become muscular,before growing rapidly,now instead of just spazzing out on the floor and was now slamming into the walls.

“Oh no!” Fluttershy said in fear before Discord popped out of nowhere.

“Hey Fluttershy I believe we have never had tea at my house before!We should do that sometime,oh I know how about now!” Discord said obviously freaking out as he grabbed Fluttershy and teleported away.

“What was that all about?” Rainbow said before returning her attention to Mike who had now gotten so swole that he had ripped his shit to ribbons and reduced his jeans to shorts.

Mike then stopped skittering around and slowly stood up turning to Rainbow with a look of pure unadulterated rage. It was then that our little dashie realized...she. fucked. up.

“Puny horsy hurt Hulk! HULK SMASH PUNY HORSY!!!” Hulk roared punching Rainbow so hard it sent her flying through five buildings.

Hulk roared ,preparing to run after RD,before a blast of purple energy hit him,making him stagger to the left in surprise. Before turning to see four ponies standing to oppose him,who for the time being looked very confident.

“Alright you green ogre,prepare to face the wrath of the elements of harmony,and with the magic of friendship we will save Equestria from your evil!” The purple one at the lead of the ponies said.

“Puny horsies attack Hulk!?” Hulk smash horsies and magic of fre-fro- HULK SMASH MAGIC!!!”Hulk said charging the ponies.

The purple pony smirked and created a purple shield,that was shattered like it was glass as soon as Hulk made contact with it sending the purple, winged, unicorn flying into a nearby building and knocking her out cold.

“Welp we’re bucked,” the orange cowgirl pony with a smile full of fear.

“Should we run?” The pink one said her previously fluffy mane deflated due to her new found terror.

The orange pony was about to reply before being slammed into by Hulk.

Hulk than clotheslined the pink pony before their white unicorn friend teleported away with the unconscious purple one.

“Oh shit! What have I done!” Rainbow said watching Hulk beat the ever loving shit out of her friends ,but she found herself too afraid to do anything about it.

The hulk loomed above the cowering ponies preparing to finish them off,before a blast of yellow energy sent him flying.

“Enough beast!” A regal voice rang out, “I,Princess Celestia, command you to cease this at once!”

Hulk jumped up and charged her,releasing roar.

“STOP!” the white winged unicorn, with rainbow hair, boomed, “You think you can beat me monster? I am a goddess! and I will not be-,”

She was immediately cut off by Hulk grabbing her by her front left leg and repeatedly slamming her into the ground.

Hulk stalked off before looking over his shoulder and smugly saying, “Puny Goddess,”

Rainbow flew over to the Princess and asked, “Princess Celestia are you okay?”

“My pride! I can't feel my pride!” She groaned.

“On the bright side, It's leaving,” Rainbow said as Hulk jumped away.

“That thing is the greatest threat equestria has ever know!” Celestia said slowly getting to her hooves, “After we re-group ,I inquire you to tell us everything about it , Miss Dash ,seeing as you encountered the beast first,from what I can gather,and if we must ,we may have to call on Discord,”

Later in an open field far from ponyville.

Hulk stopped jumping to take in the scenery, after few seconds he sat down and sighed.

“Hulk like grass place,it makes Hulk sleepy,” Hulk said as he lied down and fell asleep and thus slowly reverting back into Mike,who was now wearing nothing but his jeans,and the watch, which had quickly repaired itself,after he reverted to normal. Lucky for him, Mike actually an hour of uninterrupted nap time ,before Fluttershy and Discord popped in nearby ,with a cyan mare accompanying them.

“I can’t believe Mike has been branded a criminal, even though its not his fault!” Fluttershy said on the verge of tears.

“I’m sorry Fluttershy ,but as far as Celestia is concerned he is a threat to equestria ,and even if it's isn't his fault ,Hulk is a part of him which means he’s just as much at fault as Hulk,at least from her point of view,” Discord said solemnly, “Now Fluttershy, be a dear and wake Mike,”

Fluttershy nodded wiping her eyes before gently nudging Mike’s face gently with her muzzle.

“5 more minutes momma,”Mike mumbled.

“Oh ok,” Fluttershy said sitting down next to him.

“Fluttershy!” The cyan mare said.

“But he’s sleeping so soundly! I’d hate to wake him,” Fluttershy said smiling down at Mike.

“Ugh screw this,Wake up dumbass!!!” Lyra said jumping and slamming into Mike,causing Fluttershy and Discord to freakout.

“Oof!” Mike said pushing Lyra off him, “What was that for!?”

“Sorry, but we had to wake your lazy ass up,” Lyra said.

“You really shouldn’t jump on me like that! what if I had hulked out?” Mike said trying to keep his cool but his watch started beeping all the same.

“Oh come on! we have Discord!” Lyra said confidently.

“And you point is?” Discord said raising an eyebrow.

“Can't you just use your chaos magic to turn him back?” Lyra asked in confusion.

“I can’t manipulate sapient beings to that extent ,and nothing I do, short of teleporting him somewhere far away, will deal with him for very long,” Discord sighed in frustration, “And if I could do such a thing I wouldn’t be so nervous,”

“Oh….oh!....OH!!!” Lyra said now realizing how bad she almost screwed them over.

“Anyway moving on,what happened? I mean obviously I hulked out, but how damage did I do? Was anyone hurt!?” Mike said getting to his feet quickly now worried that he had killed someone.

“Well you broke a few buildings and maybe a few bones,so nothing too bad by Hulk’s standards,” Discord shrugged, “Oh and your public enemy number one now!”

Mike sighed, “Congratulations Mike,you really have become Bruce Banner,”

“Look on the bright side at least you’ll have a couple of chums to be your company ,while you run for the lives of your pursuers!” Discord said pulling Lyra and Fluttershy into a hug.

“Ok? who is she again?” Mike asked pointing to Lyra.

“Im Lyra Heartstrings,the lead researcher of humans...and also the only researcher of humans, I saw you with Fluttershy and I was about to run over and talk with you ,before Rainbow attacked and you turned into Hulk! I figured that any risk is worth the furthering of SCIENCE! So I followed Fluttershy home ,without her knowing, and forced her to take me with her,” Lyra said before franticly breathing again, “Shit! How does Pinkie do it?”

Everyoned shrugged.

“Ok what’s the plan?” Mike asked pulling a white T-shirt,a pair of jeans,some socks,and a pair black sneakers out of his satchel,before putting them all on.

“Well we should probably find a town and grab some food and maybe some containers to hold water in,seeing as we are on the run now,” Fluttershy said pulling a map out of nowhere. “Let’s see according to this map Twilight gave me,we’re just north of a small town,” she said as she looked before pointing at the barely visible town in the distance.

“I can bring you to the village but after that I have to return home,after all Celestia still has her traker spell on me,and her little team meeting is coming to a close,” Discord said snapping his finger teleporting them near the village.

“Oh by the way your satchel has several cloaks that will make you look like one of those Cat people as long as you don't draw attention to your self, it also has normal cloaks for Lyra and Fluttershy,” Discord said before teleporting away as the trio put on their cloaks.

“Okay let's get what we need and get outta here,” Mike said as they entered the village.

The group split up each taking the a portion of the gold Fluttershy and Lyra had grabbed before leaving ponyville. Mike went over to the resident blacksmith to by an Axe,while Fluttershy went to by food,while Lyra looked for a shop that sold something practical for holding water.

Several minutes later, the group met up near the north entrance of the village.

“Let's see, we have enough fruits and vegetables for a week, if we spread it evenly, a couple of wineskins for water,and an axe for gathering wood,” Fluttershy said as she placed their goods in the satchel,which Discord had recovered from ponyville for them.

“Okay so we I guess we should the hit the road,” Mike said.

“I suppose,but where are we going,we can’t go any of the big cities, can we?” Lyra asked.

“Until things calm down we should stay away from large cities,we’ve taken enough risks as it is,” Fluttershy said walking down the road,as Lyra and Mike followed her.

And with thay the trio headed off into the open wilds.