Hulk Vs Equestria

by dracoking of memes

Cross: chaos really likes Hulk

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Author's Note

I will be having crosses but they will spread out by several chaps as too not take away from the main story,anyway enjoy the chap!

Also here is the link to my friend's fichttps://.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyQpEoMFF3w


Cross: chaos really likes Hulk

Celestia walked down the hall into a large meeting room, before sitting down at a large round table.

“The time once again has come, Equestria requires your aid,” She said addressing the people sitting at the table shrouded in the shadows.

“Can someone get the lights? I ain't gonna be sittin the dark like some kinda emo!” A woman with a southern accent said.

“Oh, my apologies!” Celestia said blushing quickly opening the curtains flooding the room with light. Allowing Celestia to see the humans sitting at the table with her.

From left to right were the following, a tall man with brown hair. He wore a dark blue uniform with an X emblazoned on the right-hand side of his chest,furthermore he wore a red lensed visor, next to him with a woman with long red hair wearing a similar uniform, next to her was another redheaded woman with a streak of white in her hair,but instead of a uniform like the others she wore a green and yellow jumpsuit, with a brown leather jacket and boots. On the right side of the table was a gruff man wearing a white tank top, jeans, and a brown leather jacket with an X on it, near him was a dark-skinned woman with white hair, and a uniform similar to the first two but with a sweet cape. The last member of the group had blue skin and a tail with an arrowhead-like a tip, and a black and red jumpsuit.

“Wait? why didn't we think of that?” The blue-skinned man asked.

“These chairs are too comfortable and Logan is still napping,” the man with the visor said, “ Speaking of whom, Logan wake up!”

The gruff man at the head of the table woke up with an angry snort.

He then sat up, begrudgingly and asked, “Ok what’s the job this time, princess,”

Celestia winced at the almost mockingly way he said princess.

“I need you to track down a criminal,” Celestia said bringing out a yellow folder and sliding it in front of Logan.

“Look, Lady we grab real threats, rogue wizards, rampaging Ursa’s not some run of th- son of a bitch…,” Logan said as he opened the folder and saw who their target was.

“Who is it?” The blue-skinned asked.

“Rouge look at this,” Logan said ignoring the blue-skinned man and giving the southern girl folder.

“Sweet baby Jesus...” Rouge said gritting her teeth.

“Rouge, who is it,” the blue-skinned man asked.

“Summers, Jean, take a look at this,” Rouge said giving the folder to the redhead woman and the man with visor.

“Ah shit,” Summers said face palming, covering his visor with his hand, Jean banging her head gently on the table.

“No seriously who is it!?” The blue-skinned man said now quite frustrated.

“Storm have a look,” Jean said sliding the folder to the white-haired woman.

“Oh my….” She said face palming in frustration, “Why him? Anyone but him!”

“Now can I get the folder?” The blue-skinned man asked.

“Alright enough belly achin let's get to work,Nightcrawler get ready to teleport us to ponyville,” Logan said sitting up.

“But- I- and you- Ah forget it!” Nightcrawler said as the team grabbed onto him.

“Bring him back X-men,alive….or dead,” Celestia said confidently.

“Easy for you to say you don't have to fight the fuckin Hulk!” Summers said.

“Wait...WHAT!?” Nightcrawler said in shock.

“Just teleport Kurt!” Logan glared.

“We are gonna die,” Nightcrawler said in despair as they teleported away with a large ‘BAMF’.

Meanwhile

Mike and the gang were chilling near a stream, and of course Lyra was using this time to hound Mike with every question the came into her head.

“How long do humans live?” Lyra asked said holding her pencil and a notebook in her magic.

“Depends,usually around 70-90 sometimes we even get to like 100,” Mike shrugged.

“So shorter than ponies,gotcha,” Lyra said jotting it down, “Now- hey do you smell that?”

“Smell what?” Mike asked.

“Something's burning!”Fluttershy said perking up.

Mike jumped up and looked around before spotting a cloud of smoke rising from the distance.

“Should we go and help?”Lyra asked.

“We should go and see what we can do to help,but if it gets heated we should need to get out of there,I know its sounds mean but we really do need to be extra careful ,when going into populated area,” Fluttershy said.

Mike and Lyra nodded and they all took off as quickly as they could.

A few minutes later they arrive at the town,buildings were burning and ponies were running for their lives. All the while a bald muscular man with metal skin was laughing as he watched the towns people run in terror.

“Come on Hulky boy I know you're here somewhere,and if you're not Ill just go to the next town,” the man said laughing.

“Damn; its the absorbing man! What’s he doing here?” Mike muttered as the hid behind some barrels.

“Who is he ,Mike?” Lyra asked.

“A villian with the power to change his skin to any substance he touches,he’s normally a thor villain but he fights Hulk ever so often,” Mike said glaring at him.

“What are we gonna do,we can't risk you turning into Hulk and hurting people,but we can't just do nothing!” Fluttershy said.

Suddenly a spark lit Mike’s cloak on fire.

“Shit shit shit shit!”Mike said dropping down and rolling into the open ,his watch beeping as his heart climbed to 120.

Mike jumped and took off his now ruined cloak.

“Aw man!!” Mike whined.

“There you are!” The absorbing man laughed as he spotted Mike, “Oh! but you looking a little pale! Here lemme help ya!”

The absorbing man grabbed a carriage and chucked it at Mike,hitting him dead on. Mike was sent flying several feet, before being pinned to the ground by the carriage, Mike squirmed under the
,before his watch’s counter hit 200 at the same time his eyes suddenly turned green.

The absorbing man walked towards the carriage that was now jostling and shaking before it was sent rocketing into the sky.

“HULK SMASH BALD MAN!!!” Hulk roared as he charged the absorbing man,smashing him through several building as they practically flew.

All the while a royal guard,that had been cowering nearby, finished quickly writing a letter ,that was then consumed by green flame and disappeared.

Hulk began to pound into the absorbing man,who tried to fight back but to no avail ,as Hulk didn't give him a second to even breath before punching him again with bone cracking force. Soon the absorbing man couldn't even lift his arm as he was completely and totally….well smashed.

“Hulk always keeps Hulk’s promises,” Hulk smirked.

Earlier before the ‘fight’ between Hulk and Absorbing Man ended.

Celestia had just finished watching the X-men leave when a portal opened up and orange crystal fell onto the table.

“What in faust's name is that?” Celestia said picking it up with her magic.

A voice rang out and said: “I, Zidane Tribal one of the heroes of light, will aid you in any fight against a fiend or if you need something.. Let's say liberated. Just hold this crystal up to the sun.”

“That sounds promising,” She muttered putting the crystal up to sunlight coming through the window.

Upon doing so the light that shined thought caused a rift to open and a man with blond hair and a monkey tail walked through with two women, one with pink short hair and the other with firey hair that Celestia kinda recognized .

“So what's the mission?” The pink haired woman asked.

“Not everything is a.. Never mind.” The monkey tailed man said.

“Well it interrupted our training so it should be something special.”

“I'm afraid the situation is most dire,Equestria is plagued by a monster known as the Hulk,a beast of near god like strength,although I have my best men working on this problem, I would appreciate your assistance,” Celestia said.

“As a soldier in Celestia’s army in our world, I see no reason to not help out.” The woman that goes by Lightning said.

“Strange It wasn’t another displaced called us,” the man of the group said.

“Displaced… right just like you and Warrior of Light. Anyway Zidane, Sunset as warriors of Cosmos we must help.” Lightning said

“I’m glad to hear this,” Celestia said as scroll appeared in a puff of green smoke.

Celetia read her face quickly turning to one of horror, “Quickly I'll send you to the X-Men tell them to bring you with them to appleloosa!” she said lighting her horn and teleporting them away.

They quickly were teleported in front of the X-men who were following Mike’s trail.

“Who the hell are you,you don't smell right!” Logan said getting in Zidane's face.

“What do you mean I don’t smell right?” Zidane asked taking a step back.

“You smell like a thief,look like one too,” Logan glared.

“Stay focused, we are to help with the-”

“Are you guys the displaced here?” Sunset asked cutting off Lightning causing her to run the bridge of her nose.

“What’s a displaced?” Jean asked in confusion.

“Never mind, but we are here to help finding the Hulk.” Zidane said with a cheeky smile as he crossed his legs and put his hands behind his head.

“I assume you have a lead then?” Storm asked.

“Yes actual, your Celestia got a message saying he was spotted in Appaloosa.” Light said.

“Let's go everyone grab on!” Nightcrawler said.

Everyone latched onto nightcrawler and they Bamfed away.

Back in appleloosa immediately after hulk kicked absorbing man’s ass

The team popped in behind the green goliath who was about to jump away.

“Stay put,” Lightning said activating her sword ready for a fight if need be. Zidane just sneaked away sensing something and knowing he is no match for the green beast.

Hulk turned and gave the team a confused puppy look, “Pretty lady talking to Hulk?” He asked innocently.

“Enough Chit chat let's rumble Brucy!” Logan said unsheathing his claws and jumping at Hulk slashing at his face,and cutting his cheek.

Upon seeing Logan's brash attack Sunset set the tip of her rapier on fire launching it into the ground causing it to shake, out popped Ifrit who then let out a roar.

“Let's show him, what we.. Hey where did..” Sunset said looking around not seeing Zidane. “Never mind let's go.” Upon hearing those words Ifrit rush forward.

“Why do I get stuck with the irrational ones.” Light said shaking her head.

Hulk grabbed Logan and used him as club to bash Ifrit over the head before throwing into Jean,uppercutting Ifrit into the air.

“Hulk smash goat man!!!” Hulk roared.

In the air Ifrit gathered his energy making a giant fire to form in front of ‘him’ and launched it at the Hulk.

The blast hit the Hulk head but didn't anything more than piss him off. Hulk growled and launched into the air before being struck by a large bolt of lighting. Hulk fell down in surprise before glaring at Storm.

“Oh shit,” She said as Hulk charged her.

Hulk punched Storm through a nearby building before swatting Rouge away ,when she tried to get in close,knocking her out of the fight. Logan got back up and jumped on Hulk’s back ,tearing it open and spilling his blood onto the ground. Hulk howled in pain and tried to grab Logan only for Cyclops to blast him in the face with his laser vision,and Ifrit to combo it up with his fire blasts. Hulk jumped into the air and preparing to hit the ground ,back first. Logan quickly jumped off the Hulk’s back as a dark portal opened up and Hulk fell through it.

Later on the other side of the portal

Mike layed on the ground outside of a large town,unconscious and once again in nothing but his jeans.

Mike soon began to stir with a groan.

“Ugh not again,I’m getting sick of waking up in new places!” Mike said getting up realizing his satchel was now hanging from his shoulder.

“Thank you chaos magic!” Mike said quickly changing into a new set clothes.

“Your quite welcome.” A unfamiliar voice said behind Mike

Mike whipped around to see where the voice was coming from. Mike saw a shirtless man with charcoal color skin standing there.

“What power! I could use you as one of my warriors.” The man smirked.

“The power is Hulk’s, I’m just along for the ride,most of the time everything just fades to black when I transform,” Mike said scratching the back of his head.

“I see, A shame, then I must do this.” The man said raising his a glowing hand up and aimed it at Mike.

A chunk of ice was sent flying towards the man causing him to step back. “I knew I felt you here ,Chaos.” Zidane said running up sliding in between Chaos and Mike.

“Wait who are you,what's going on!?” Mike in bewilderment .

“This guy is bad news, he has caused a lot of trouble back in my world.” Zidane said not taking his eyes off of Chaos.

“Your world?Wait did you sent here from your world into a new one,from going to a con,and now your in my world?” Mike asked excited to see another person,hopefully from his home world.

“Bingo, knew a token only falls in a displaced world, And to answer your question yes, but my world is way different thanks to him.” The monkey talid man said.

“So she told you of the past, warrior of Cosmos,” Chaos said with a chuckle.

“Not sure what's going on, but pretty sure I should get runnin,don't want big green gettin in the middle of this,” Mike said back peddling.

Chaos let out a chuckle. “You think you can fight me?”He said to Zidane as he summons his weapon, a claymore.

Mike turned and ran as the X-men and co. ran past him.

“Wait, who was that?” Jean said stopping to watch Mike run for their lives.

“Evil dude first,teenager fleeing in terror second,” Scott said as the team focused on Chaos.

“Chaos! what are you doing here?” Lightning asked with her gunblade at the ready.

“Great more of you.” Chaos said rolling his eyes. “I came for the Hulk if you must know.”

“Idiot! no one can control the hulk,he is a monster of chaos and destruction!” Storm said with a glare.

“So? I have a insane clown as one of my warriors, And chaos is my name after all.” The charcoal colored skin man said.

“Thing is no one's been able control Greeny,the man has taken on gods! What makes you think you can do better?” Logan asked.

“Who said control? all I need to do is pop him somewhere and watch.”

“Oh my god this guy just made a fool proof way of weaponizing Hulk!” Nightcrawler said in shock.

“Then we make our stand and prevent that from happening.” Zidane said.

Chaos eyed the group and mumbled something something a dark portal appeared behind him. “Your lucky I'm not at my best or you would be sorry for inteventing.” He said walking through the portal.

“Well, that was disappointing,” Logan said grunting.

“Alright now let's go find Hulk,” Rouge said.

“I forgot to ask what's the plan for the big guy once you capture him?” Zidane asked.

“Were gonna kill him,it's honestly the only way to get rid of him for good,the Hulk is too dangerous to keep alive,” Scott said coldly.

“That's harsh, there still a human being in there. If SHIELD could use him so can you, you just need to find the best way to keep his cool.” Zidane said remembering the Marvel movieverse.

“SHIELD had the greatest minds on the planet including Bruce Banner himself, designing hulk contingency plans,we don't have that luxury,we have to put him down ,he’s just too dangerous,” Scott countred.

“Wait hold on,you didnt say we were gonna kill him ,Summers! Celestia said dead OR alive!” Logan said getting in Scotts face.

“Come on Logan! you of all people should be the first one to jump on the idea getting rid of Hulk,” Scott said angrily.

“Except me and old green go way back,I’m not gonna stand here let you off one of my friends!” Logan growled.

“I'm with Wolvy,” Rouge said getting up.

“Same,” Nightcrawler said.

“Jean,Storm what do you think?” Scitt asked.

“Hulk needs to be put down,Im sorry Logan,” Jean said.

Storm nodded and stood beside Scott with jean.

“Then I guess we nothing left to talk about,” Logan said turning around and stalking off with nightcrawler,Rouge stopped for second before ripping the X off her jacket and Bamfing away with Logan and Nightcrawler.

“Well great,we just lost half our team,” Scott said gritting his teeth.

“Its best for you to find out now before it impacted your mission.” Lightning said.

“But still death? it's not his fault for all the destruction, there is always a different way,” Zidane said shaking his head.

“Not always,” Scott said, “Not with Hulk,he’s a monster”

“The hulk has a smart person trapped in side so your sentencing him to death.”

“The needs of the many outway the needs of few,sorry ,but that's how it is,” Scott shrugged.

“I can't work with someone like this, there is always ANOTHER WAY.” Zidane said as a light portal opened behind him.

“So we are leaving them?” Light asked.

“Look I have morals.” The monkey tailed man said with a sigh remembering what the real Zidane was made for. “So yes, we need to get back to training and inform her of what chaos planed.”

As the other passed through the portal Zidane stayed back for a sec. “So you would kill someone made to be an angel of death even when they go against it?” He asked

“If means protecting the innocent,yes,” Scott said glaring at Zidane from under his visor.

“Then I’m not welcome here then.” Zidane said as he walked through the portal.

“Fine by me,” Scott growled.

“Well….now what?” Jean asked.

Later back with Mike

“Sheesh that was weird,and terrifying especially since I think I saw the X-men! Hope their not on Celestia’s team,” Mike said as he sat down and caught his breath.

“Miiiiiiike!!!” Fluttershy said running towards him, tears flowing out of her eyes as she talked him to the ground, “I was so worried!”

“Hey don’t cry,I'm ok!”Mike said wiping away her tears,causing her to blush intensely.

“I can see that but- well you know- oh look Lyra!” Fluttershy said trying to hide her face with her mane as she pointed at Lyra who was making her way to them.

“Mike your ok! Wait of course your ok your the fucking Hulk,kinda,” Lyra said looking happy to see Mike.

“Yea there was this weird shirtless dude and a what I assume is a saiyan,I mean he had tail and looked human, who told me he was a ‘Displaced’ which I assume is someone like me, anyway what where we going next?” Mike asked.

“I got into contact with some of my relatives,they live in a town nearby,we stay there for awhile and stock up on food a such,” Lyra said.

“Well it's a plan,and something for us to do other than hiding in the wilds for days on end,that and it'll give us as a place to think about a long term plan for the future,” Mike said.

The girls nodded in agreement and the trio walked onto the road and started their long walk to their next destination.

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