Hulk Vs Equestria

by dracoking of memes

Hulk vs the everfree

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Hulk vs the everfree

Mike woke up with a yawn and got up with a grumble.

“Good morning sleeping beauty,” Tony chuckled, “Logan was looking for you,”

“Oh really? Where’s everyone else?” Mike asked looking surprised.

“Rogue and Nightcrawler left, their gonna be running recon for us, keeping us up to date with what’s going on with the ponies’ and Ross’s movements,which was my idea by the way, don't let anyone tell you otherwise,as for Butters she went into town to get supplies,and Lyra’s still sleeping,” Tony said looking up from where he was fixing up an arm of his hulkbuster armour.

“Yea ok, um sorry about you armour,” Mike said scratching the back of his head.

“Wasn’t your fault kid, you and Banner have the same problem, you take responsibility for the Hulk’s actions,” Tony said stopping with his work for a second.

“Yea but its by fault for transforming in the first place, that makes me responsible for everything that happens next,” Mike said shaking his head and walking out.

“That's gonna be a load on your shoulders kid,” Tony sighed.

Mike walked into the field ,where he saw Logan sitting down in lotus position.

“Hey Logan!” Mike said with a big smile as he walked up to the older man.

“Good your up, let's get down to business,” Logan said getting up.

“To defeat the huns,” Mike said grinning.

“Well I certainly got sent a daughter,when I asked for a son” Logan said with a smirk.

“Hey!” Mike said getting angry.

“If that's all it takes to get under you skin, we have a lot of work ahead of us,” Logan said narrowing his gaze, his smirk falling of his face immediately.

Mike was caught off guard by this, and took a step back in surprise.

“You need to learn to control two things, your heart rate, and your temper, and since your just a stupid kid, both of those are gonna be hard for you,” Logan said with a stone hard poker face.

“I'm not stupid,” Mike muttered.

“Sure kid,” Logan said sarcastically before saying , “For now all I can do is help you with getting you temper under wraps, but controlling your heart rate will take awhile,so sit down we’ve wasted enough time as it is,”

Mike nodded sitting down in lotus position, before Logan began to instruct him in meditation and breathing exercises.

Meanwhile with Fluttershy

Fluttershy was feeling pretty good today, Mike wasn’t tossing and turning in his sleep like he normally did,and she was able to get enough food for the next few weeks, thanks to Discord giving her the needed bits,and it was a beautiful day. She was still worried that someone would recognize her as the element of kindness,but thankfully her luck was holding. She then adjusted Mike’s bag around her neck and jogged down the street.

“Fluttershy?” she heard a familiar voice say from behind her.

She froze and looked over her shoulder to see Rarity, not knowing what to do Fluttershy flew away as fast as possible.

“Fluttershy wait!” Rarity cried out chasing after but stopping once she realized she wouldn't be able to catch the yellow pegasus.

Fluttershy kept flying as fast as she could, before she was sent carrening to the ground by a blue blur, she squirmed as she was pinned by her attacker.

“Let me go Rainbow!” Fluttershy yelled (well for her at least), and squirming under her friend.

“No way, we’ve been looking for and the weird monkey!” Rainbow said with a smirk, as she pinned Flutters to the ground.

“He’s not a monkey , he’s a hooman!” Fluttershy fired back.

“Whatever, point is Twilight needs to talk to both of you,” Rainbow said sitting on her so Flutters couldn’t struggle out of her grasp.

“Fluttershy? Thank goodness,” Twilight said running up to them,Applejack, Pinkie, and Rarity right on her tail.

“Now where is that varmit!” Applejack demanded.

“He’s not a varmit,” Fluttershy said glaring at Applejack.

Applejack is taken aback and Twilight steps forward.

“Rainbow, get off of her,I just want to hear her side of the story,” Twilight said giving Dash a stern look.

Dash grumbled something as she got off Fluttershy allowing her to get up.

“Okay so let’s hear it, why did he attack Celestia?” Twilight asked.

“It wasn’t his fault, when gets angry this big green hooman called Hulk comes out, Hulk attacked her because he felt like he needed to protect himself, he’s really sweet when you get to know him, both of them,” Fluttershy said pleadingly.

“So he’s unstable,” Twilight said narrowing her eyes.

“What? No-” Fluttershy began.

“Come on girls let's go find him before he hurts somepony else, good thing I brought the elements,come on girls” Twilight said ignoring Fluttershy as she passed around the necklaces with gems with the same symbol as their cutie marks, and placing a crown of similar make on her head.

She then turned to give Fluttershy the necklace that had the pegasus’s cutie mark, only for her to slap it away in disgust.

Twilight shook her and sighed,” I was afraid this would happen, sorry Fluttershy, but as the holder of the element of Magic, I find you unfit to hold the element of kindness,”

Fluttershy looked on in shock ,as a beam of light went from the crown to the necklace changing it into a pink crystal. It then floated to a small purple dragon .who was trying to avoid eye contact with Fluttershy, as it formed a necklace with a pink crystal in the form of his head on it.

“No you can’t!” Fluttershy said in shock and horror tear welling up in her eyes.

“Don’t make this harder than it has to be, where is he?” Twilight asked gently.

Fluttershy glared at her getting in her face and said, “I would NEVER betray a friend,”

Twilight glared right back, there was a solid minute, before Twilight spoke up.

“Fine...Spike take a letter,” Twilight said.

Spike solemnly brought a piece of parchment and a quill.

“Dear Princess Celestia, I’m saddened to report that Fluttershy refuses to reveal the location of the greatest threat to equestria to date, I also regret to inform you that I had to use the spell you used to separate Luna’s connection to the elements on her, and thus have appointed a new element of kindness, I request your assistance at Donkyburg post haste,Your faithful student Twilight Sparkle,” Twilight said as Spike wrote down her words, before blowing green flames on to the parchment, burning it to a crisp.

“Im sorry Fluttershy, but we’re going to have to detain you,” Twilight said sadly.

Fluttershy looked her dead in the eye and did the only thing she could think off, she screamed at the top of her lungs.

Meanwhile with Mike and Wolvey.

“Alright lets try this, AGAIN!” Logan said looking annoyed as he sat in lotus position, facing Mike.

Mike nodded but before they could start again, Logan jumped up suddenly.

“What is it?” Mike asked tensing up.

“Get inside and tell Stark that if I don't come back in ten minutes, to leave immediately,” Logan said running off.

Mike decided against questioning the motherfucking Wolverine him fucking self, and got his ass inside.

“Logan ran off and told me to tell you, that if he’s not back in ten minutes to get the hell out of dodge,” Mike said.

Tony eyes narrowed as he looked up from his work, he gave Mike a nod, and went back to his work.

Back with Logan

Logan dashed through the fields, heading straight for where he heard Fluttershy’s scream, all he could see was red, whatever had hurt that sweet girl was going to pay...in blood. He jumped down the hill and landed at the bottom, in the full view of the six ponies and dragon below.

Twilight and the gang, minus Fluttershy, got into battle positions.

“Butters, they didn’t rough you up did they?” Logan growled.

“No Im fine,” Fluttershy said looking afraid, but not of Logan, but rather what she had feeling he would do.

“I presume you're Logan?” Twilight asked glaring at him.

“Who’s asking,” Logan said narrowing his eyes.

“She is buster, and if you don’t get out of our way, you’re gonna regret it,” Rainbow said haunching down,

“Doubtful, from where I'm standing all I have to do is beat, a spoiled diva, a southern stereotype, a tomboy, a pampered princess, and the sorriest excuse for a dragon I've seen in my fucking life,” Logan said with snort.

“Why you little!” Rainbow said dashing forward only for Logan to bitch slap her to the side.

“Rainbow! Yer gonna pay fer that varmit!” Applejack yelled charging Logan and meeting the same fate as her blue friend.

“Applejack, Rainbow we need to hit him together with the elements,” Twilight said with confidence.

The two nodded as the got up quickly in anger, before giving Logan a smug grin and dashing to Twilight side. They began to glow and hover their eye glowing white, Logan suddenly dashed forward and punched Twilight hard in her face sending her flying into the wall of a nearby building, hitting it hard before bouncing off of it and on the to the ground.

“Wait how did you do that?” Rainbow asked in shock.

“I ran up and punched her ,while she was preparing whatever the hell that was,” Logan deadpanned.

“But that's impossible!” Rainbow glared at him.

“Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience,” Logan replied.

Rainbow seemed flustered ,so she did the stupid thing and tried to buck Logan, only for him to kick her in her rear knocking her over.

“I'm about done with you partner,” Applejack said throwing a lasso over Logan, seemingly pinning his arms to his sides. Logan turned to her and brought his right arm, three metal blades coming out his fist. He then easily cut the lasso and picked Applejack up by her throat, bringing her close to his face.

“Now you listen to me, cuz I'm only gonna say this ONCE, If you ,or any of you little pals ever and I do mean EVER, attack me or the people I tolerate, your not gonna be alive enough to regret it,got it bub?” Logan said with a look that froze Applejack to her core ,as well as the girls ,who were looking on in shock.

Applejack nodded her head frantically, Logan glared at the rest getting the same reaction.

“Good,” Logan said dropping Applejack and looked at Fluttershy, jerking his head in the “come on” motion.

Fluttershy jumped up and followed the grizzled man back up the hill.

Back with Tony….and Mike I guess.

The trio sat in silence, the only sound being Tony working on his suit, Lyra tossing a ball up and down with her magic, Mike looking away from the group with a thousand yard gaze. The silence was broken by Logan from the front door with Fluttershy in tow.

“We’re leaving,” Logan said, prompting Tony to stand up.

“Alright if we’re done awkwardly sitting in silence, lets go,” Tony said walking out with Logan and Flutters.

“Well let’s go I guess,” Lyra said getting up and walking to the entrance. Mike got up and silently followed her out.

Tony shrunk the cube base down and threw into Mike’s bag, that was more like everyone’s bag now as they had decided to use it as a shared storage. The group hurried along, following Logan into the nearby woods as fast as possible. They hurried at a steady pace, Logan tensing up as he heard the sound of tanks and helicopters in the distance.

“We have to hurry, let’s get deeper into the forest,” Logan said as they dashed along.

“I can’t believe we’re running through the everfree,” Lyra grumbled as they ran.

“Shut it, greenie,” Logan snapped.

Lyra glared at him but remained silent as the group ran, except Tony who was flying in a armour that turned him invisible, just above the treetops. A few hours later the group found themselves in a bog as a thick fog began to set. Eventually the fog got so thick that they could barely see a few feet ahead of them, relying on the Tony’s directions.

“Okay guys just ke-” Tony began to say before static took over their coms.

“Stark? I didn’t catch that? Stark? Come in Stark, Damn something's jamming the comms,” Logan said turning to the group.

“You three stay put, I’m going to climb up and look for Stark, If I'm not back in two minutes get the hell out of here,” Logan said before jumping into the trees.

The group nodded.

“Watch your back, Logan,” Mike said watching as he left.

The next two minutes felt like hours, the group sat in silence as worry washed over the group.

“Welp let's get going,” Mike said getting up and walking forward, the two mares following after him.

They trudged forward in silence, before Lyra piped up.

“So um… things have been pretty crazy huh?” Lyra said trying desperately to break the ice.

The other two looked to with silent agreement.

“Like the Celetia sending people after us,” Lyra said awkwardly.

“Those robots that we still don’t know where they came from,” Mike cutt in.

“How we do we know that it wasn’t from Ross,” Fluttershy asked.

“He’s more….direct than that, besides he would have wanted to see the Hulk captured personally,” Mike said.

“I guess, what do you think Lyra?” Fluttershy said turning to see that Lyra was gone.

“Lyra!?” Mike and Fluttershy said in shock.

“We gotta find her!” Mike said running off into the fog.

“Mike wait, don’t-” Fluttershy said before realizing that he was already out of ear shot, before shrinking back as she looked around her surroundings,before whimpering “Run off on your own,well guess I’m all alone,... in this fog,...in the everfree forest, why does this always happen to me?”

Mike dashed through the forest hoping to catch up with whatever had snatched up Lyra. Soon he had reached the edge off a large bog.

“Lyra!” Mike shouted, “Where are you?”

Something moved under the bog, but it obviously wasn’t Lyra, it movement was almost snake like.

“Um yea not fucking with that,” Mike said turning to move away from the water, before a emerald green scaled snake like creature bit into his leg, causing Mike to scream in pain before the creature pulled him towards the water, Mike grabbed a low hanging branch before his body jolted causing him to let go as his eyes glowed green. The snake creature pulled him under the water. Silence drenched the bog, not a thing stirred, it was as if the world was holding its breath. Five seconds, Ten seconds,Fifteen, the seconds ticked by ,the silence was almost deafening. And the water rippled, and suddenly a huge dragon like creature with several long snake like heads was catapulted ,out of the deep lake like bog, roaring in pain. The dragon slammed into the trees getting up with a groan before a smaller green blur slammed into it.

“HULK SMASH PUNY LIZARD THING!!!” Hulk said grabbing one of the head by its long neck, and ripping it clean off its green blood gushing onto the ground, the neck then suddenly grew three more heads,one of which then bit into Hulk, making him roar in pain.

“Stupid,snake thing stop growing more stupid things so Hulk can finish smashing!” Hulk growled bashing the head that was biting with his elbow, causing it to release him.

He grabbed its head and punched its face over and over, before the other heads bit into him and dragged him off the head. Hulk roared and slammed both of his fist down on one the heads , his own blood flowing onto the ground. The head let go with a daze, and Hulk punched through the head on another destroying its brain. The head fell limply down to the ground, Hulk noticed this and grinned evilly, as an plan began to form, before the rest ripped chunks of flesh from him, which to their surprise, Hulk’s wounds began to close at a quick pace. Hulk glares the Hydra down rushing over to tree pulling it up by its roots and stabbed it stabbed it straight into the heart of the Hydra, all of its head screamed in pain before it whimpered weakly falling to the ground lifeless.

“HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!” Hulk said jumping on top of its corpse and beating his chest with his fists, not noticing the trio of bipedal dragons sneaking up on him.

The leader of the small pack, a tall one with crimson red scales, charged him, unfortunately for him this is when Hulk took notice of them, and with a roar he whipped around and slammed both of his fists in into young dragon, knocking the wind out of him. The two backed up a bit surprised by how fast Hulk had moved, and Hulk eyes both of them his rage building.

“Why no one leave Hulk alone!?” Hulk growled.

“Sorry Boss needs you for something,” The purple female dragon said with a uneasy smirk.

“Ross,”Hulk asked miss hearing her.

“No Boss,” The Dragon corrected.

“ROSS!?” Hulk said not listening to her.

“Wait no I said B-” She began before Hulk punched her so hard she flew threw through several tree, snapping them in half with the force.

“HULK SMASH STUPID OLD MAN!!!” Hulk roared charging the last dragon who narrowly dodged by flying into the air.

“Scaly birdy get down so Hulk can smash,” Hulk demanded.

“Um no,” The gray scaled dragon deadpanned.

“Then Hulk come to you!” Hulk roared jumping up and grabbing the dragon, his weight bringing them both crashing to the ground, before pinning the young drake and beating into him. Hulk began to rapidly slam his fists into the poor drake, beating him into a bloody pulp.

“That's enough!” Said the red dragon for earlier as he tackled Hulk. He tried to keep on the Hulk’s back, searing the green beast with his flame and cutting into his skin with his claws, pouring his blood onto the floor.

Hulk roared in pain making a grab for the drake on his back, but to no avail, he then jumped into the air and fell back first crushing the surprised drake under his weight. Hulk rolled off him before towering over the red dragon, who was trying to regain his bearings. Hulk jumped high into the air and a few seconds past ,before Hulk slammed into the dragon from above with enough for it to make a crater. With the sicking sound of bones breaking ,the dragon cried out in pain. Hulk roared in victory before two robot grabbed him by his arms and flew him high into the air. Hulk struggled against his attackers before they threw him out the forest and into a the large plains around the forest. Hulk slammed hard into the ground, kicking up dirt as he slid into the ground. Hulk got back up with a roar charging the two bots.

“Hulk smash you good this time!” He yelled as he met them head on.

The robots charged Hulk and pinned him to the ground, their chests opened up and green energy flowed from hulk to the robots. Hulk fought back strong as ever at first,but his struggle got weaker and weaker as he began to shirk. Within a minute Hulk had reverted to Mike, who as always was knocked out cold, dangling from the clawed grasp of one of the robots.

“Target retrieved, returning to base,” The Robots beeped before flying off towards their destination.

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