Author's Note

Last cross for awhile ,unless you guys request one

Anyway the crossis with Black Night Sun's Chara dreemur https://www.fimfiction.net/story/381630/dreamer-adventures

https://youtu.be/dyQpEoMFF3w

Cross: Hulktale (edited)

Mike woke up on a couch to the sound of welding. He looked around to see none other than Tony Stark him fucking self fixing up the hulkbuster armour.

“Tony Stark?” Mike practically shouted jumping up.

“Oh well look who just woke up,mornin sunshine,” Tony said smirking before going back to his work.

“Im guessing my green friend did that,” Mike said pointing to the hulkbuster.

“Yep, Hulk has gotten a lot stronger than I anticipated, I'm gonna have to upgrade this suit on top of repairing it,” Tony said sighing.

“Wait how did you even get here?” Mike asked.

“Well a bunch of these gamma powered portals started showing up around the world and me and my team decided to investigate, SHIELD already quarantined them so no unauthorized personnel will be able to come through them,” Tony explained.

“Cool,I got here from stopping my friend from buying a stupid mask at a con,” Mike said shrugging.

“I'm not even gonna ask, because quite frankly that is the most boring backstory ever, and I’m more interested into your physics defining purse,” Tony said throwing Mike the bag.

“It's not a purse,” Mike pouted.

“Whatever you say kid, now how does it work,” Tony asked.

“Um magic?” Mike said looking unsure.

“I don't believe in magic,” Tony said shaking his head.

“I guess it taps into an empty universe for storage,” Mike thought.

“Now that I can get behind,” Tony said as Mike quickly got dressed.

“Anyway I'm in need of some air, see ya later,” Mike said.

“Okay, don't do anything I would do,” Tony called after him.

Mike walked outside and down the road taking in the sights.

“Damn, Today looks awesome absolutely nothing could go wrong today” Mike said.

Meanwhile in heaven

“Murphy we got another one!” a man said to a guy in a suit, who had a huge troll face.

The man laughed hysterically before saying, “You know what to do boys!”

Back with Mike

The sound of a whistle appeared before Mike was nailed with the handle of a knife with a glowing red blade.

“Oof” Mike said before picking up the knife and looking for whoever threw it. He soon heard the voice of a little girl speaking in his mind saying "Greetings, I am Chara if you need help or just want a friend you can always call on the first Fallen human. but if you are a genocidal maniac I will rip your soul from your body and erase your timeline."

“Chara huh?” Mike said out loud. Suddenly he saw a portal open up that was spinning violently and sounded like a vacuum cleaner trying to suck something particularly stubborn up. Soon, a small child came flying out of it and knocking into him.

“Ok ow,” Mike said getting up and dusting himself off, “ You ok sweetie?” He asked trying to sound soothing.

“I'm okay I just hope my Azzy didn't get summoned…” Chara said looking at the portal as it closed with a pop. Now that Mike had a good look at her he saw that she was in a pink shirt with a White heart on the front, a skirt that was LiteBlue and a pair of white tennis shoes. Her red eyes practically glowed with power, she also looked like she had a permanent blush on her face and she had short brown hair.

“Aw you're both adorable and disturbing at same time,” Mike said smiling nervously. Chara looked at him scrutinizingly before smiling.

“ your info says you're not a bad person so do you want to be friends?” Chara said as she looked up at him with bright eyes that had a hidden veil of Darkness behind them.

Mike of course could not resist such cuteness and said “ Sure,”

“So who's hunting you?” Chara asked as she looked around inspecting the area.

“How did you know I was being hunted?” Mike asked in surprise.

“I used CHECK on you, It gave me basic information…” Chara said as she Shrugged her shoulders as if it was a normal thing.

“Oh ok, um as far as I know I'm being tracked down by Celestia and her royal guard,” Mike said chalking the check thing up to being another weird thing in his weird life.

“ but why tho? she normally has a lot of tolerance for things... at least my Celestia does.” Chara says already figuring this guy was a displaced and ready to fight and protect him.

“Well you see, when I get mad, stressed, or scared to any certain degree I kinda turn into a giant green rage monster called the Hulk, that beat the shit out of Celestia,” Mike said uncomfortably waiting for the dirty look he thought he was gonna get.

“ You were displaced as the Hulk!? That is so cool!” Chara yelled out. “I only got displaced as a near Immortal little girl!”

“Yea it sound awesome to be the Hulk, to be one of the strongest people out there,but once you actually have that power it's an absolute nightmare,” Mike sighed.

He was soon engulfed in a hug by her small arms as he heard her say “Hey it can't be that bad, and if you ever need help you will always have me…” and she was Chara now so she knew that as with all Charas they took care of their own.

“Yea I gue-” Mike said before a beam of red energy hit him from the side sending him flying.

“Get away from that girl!” Cyclops said before firing another beam at him. Chara slowly turned to him with pure rage in her eyes, summoning over 50 different knives floating around her all of them red with a black tint.

“Um scott I think we shouldn’t have done that,” Jean said looking at all of the knives.

“HULK SMASH!” Hulk said charging the x-men.

“You hurt my friend, you die first.” Chara said coldly as she ran towards Scott.

Scott fired a beam of red energy at Chara while Hulk grabbed Storm and smashed her into Jean. Chara created a red shield around her as she started flinging knives at Scott, the blades turning yellow and Orange mid-flight and exploding on contact.

Scott was sent flying by the force of Chara’s attacks, and he said into a mic on his chest “Ok plan B,”

Suddenly a giant container came down from the sky engulfing the Hulk.
Hulk raged inside it banging on the inside of its shell.

“Nice try fucker, that shits made of vibranium! You aint ever gonna get outta that! take him away,” Scott said into his mic as a helicopter came picking up the container.

“Imma plant me a dumbass tree!” Chara yelled as she teleported behind him and grabbed him by the head before planting his face firmly in the ground before teleporting into the vibranium container and teleporting herself and the Hulk out although there was visible sweat on her as she got out.

“Help Hulk?” Hulk asked in quite confusion.

“Hey, you're my friend. You may be big and angry but you are still my friend!” Chara said smiling up at the Hulk before turning her hateful glare at the 3 X-Men.

“Hulk like tiny lady, tiny lady smash good,” Hulk said before glaring at the x-men.

“Um plan C,” Scott radioed in. Suddenly a platoon of soldiers and hulkbuster like armour came in surrounding them.

Ross than extied one of the large transport vehicles before saying in to mic, “We have you completely surrounded,”

“Greetings, I am Chara dreemurr and if you don't turn your sorry graying bitch ass around I'm going to show you why you. c
Can't. Win!” Chara said her eyes becoming blacker and blacker with only a flicker of red

“Who is this lost child?” Ross asked one of his men,in a unamused tone.

“I'm the Lost Child that can terminate this entire timeline on a whim…” Chara says already pumping the black soul trait into the ground to reach into the Hulk Busters, she may be exaggerating her powers right now but that wouldn't be so in the future.

“Listen little girl, I know a bluff when I see one, and I can see your not going to come quietly so go get em boys,” Ross said.

“Well say goodbye to your big toys!” Chara said activating her hatred, Impaling every Hulkbuster and started to melt them.

“What the hell? Bring in the sonic cannons hurry!” Ross said causing three tank like vehicles to pull up and start blasting Chara and Hulk with intense sonic pulses that brought Hulk to his knees in pain.

“That's it everyone dies!” Chara said creating a giant ball of black Energy and goop like substance that started going in every direction, erratic with it’s attacking of everything within reach even as Chara herself fell to her knees.

“Okay time to go!” Celestia said teleporting all her troops away with Ross in tow.

“Hurt hulks ears,” Hulk whined rubbing his ears. Chara got up and walked over to the whole hugging him

“I know buddy it hurt me too…” Chara said as she tried to comfort the Hulk not even giving a thought to all the troops that were still dying via black soul trait.

“Hulk like little girl she nice, like yellow pony,” Hulk said smiling.

“I'm always nice to my friends!” Chara said as black Inky Blobs of energy started coming towards her and leaching into her skin.

Hulk yawned big before saying, “ Hulk tired,” and passing out slowly reverting back to Mike.

“MIIIIIIIIKE,” Fluttershy said coming out nowhere tears in her eyes as she grabbed Mike and cuddled the shit out of him almost waking him up. Chara got up and started collecting the rest of her hatred making sure to leave none behind.

“Hey where's my dumbass tree?” Chara asked as she looking for Scott.

Back with celestia and the others

“Okay… well, that could have gone better,”Celestia sighed.

“It was another displaced that's the only explanation, now we just have to wait for her to leave before resuming the hunt,” Scott said.

“Then that's what we will do,” Celetia nodded.

“It's all we can do,” Ross begrudgingly agreed.

“ Sir permission to speak freely sir!” one of the lieutenants said giving the absolute respect to them.

“Permission granted Soldier” Ross said.

“ Sir that child was Chara dreemurr one of the most dangerous children to ever exist and one of the most loyal children as well, if she calls that monster her friend she will come back even if she has to force herself into the universe sir” the lieutenant said before saluting and stepping back into line.

“Well shit,” Scott said, “ Guess we're gonna have to think of something else,”

with mike and the others

“I'm so glad you're okay Mike,” Fluttershy said as she kept an iron grip around Mike.

“Buttercup… AIR” Mike wheezed.

“Oh, sorry!” Fluttershy said releasing him with a blush.

“ You're actually really lucky I was here Mike. Some guy calling himself Ross decided it would be a good idea to hit us with unrelenting loud noises after I melted his big Hulk busting toys.” Chara said having finally gotten all of her hatred back in her.

Mike started laughing, “Thanks, but Hulk has dealt with those things in the past, although I'm sure you helped him along,”

“They had a vibranium cage which I had to teleport me and the Hulk out of!” Chara said sternly.

“Ok that’s new,” Mike said looking worried, “ Not entirely sure Hulk could break out out of that,”

“What’s vibranium,” Shy asked.

“ it's some of the strongest stuff in existence, you mix that with the stuff that was coating Wolverine's bones and you got the strongest metal in existence.” Chara said worried that even her hatred wouldn't be able to destroy that stuff.

“She’s right, Vibranium can absorb any kind of energy including kinetic,while adamantium is nearly unbreakable,” Mike said.

“ Again you're lucky I glitch in and out of the universe when I teleport…” Chara said trying to ignore the new EXP she’s gotten from killing all those people.

“Um why are there dead people,” Mike asked pointing to the corpses who were half-melted.

“Don't look at them Mike, look at me!” Fluttershy said grabbing his head.

“Excuse me?” MIke asked in confusion as Fluttershy suddenly blushed furiously.

“Actually I was the one that killed them… the black soul trait absorbs and melts anything it touches as long as it's not me or whatever I'm wearing…” Chara said trying to not look at anyone hoping that they wouldn't fear her now.

“Oh ok,” Mike said shrugging, “ As long as you only kill asholes,”

“Y-you don't hate me o-or fear me now?” Chara said surely looking up at him looking like a little girl scared that she had done something wrong.

“Naw ya did it to protect your friend, that’s the only reason I can think of that makes killing O.K,” Mike said smiling. He was soon tackle hugged by the little girl as she continued to say ‘thank you’ over and over again.

“You're welcome,” Mike said laughing and ruffling up her hair a bit, playfully.

“Hey don't mess up my hair I like it like it is!” Chara said that she tried to fix her hair.

“Sorry I used to do that to my little sis all the time, got the same reaction as well,” Mike laughed.

“I hope I don't get in too much trouble when I get back…” Chara whispered because she was supposed to be watching over Asriel at this moment.

“Hey who’s the kid?” Tony asked walking over.

“ I'm Chara dreemurr greeti- oh my gosh you're Tony Stark! I get to meet the real Tony Stark after fighting beside the Hulk! can today get any better!” Chara said as she ran up to Tony.

“There you are!” Logan said walking over with Nightcrawler and Rogue.

“ and the Wolverine himself!!! It can get better!” Chara about running between Wolverine and Tony Stark not able to pick which one she wanted to meet more.

“Is that Chara?” Rogue asked pointing to the little girl. The little girl nodded her head fast still going back and forth between Logan and Tony.

Tony being the attention hog he is suddenly had an idea, “ Hey do you wanna look at my armors?” and he was promptly glomped after that.

So while Tony showed off to Chara, Logan walked up to Mike.

“Okay kid, you're the Hulk don't try and deny it, I can smell it on ya, so imma make sure you don't do anything stupid like drink a frappuccino with extra caffeine, again,” Logan said calmly.

“Same sugar,” Rogue said winking at Mike,while Nightcrawler smiled at Mike and Fluttershy glared at Rogue, but no one noticed her glare.

After a while, Tony came out with Chara who was now wearing her own suit of mini iron man armour.

“Whoa whoa, watcha doing giving a little pumpkin liker her armor like that!” Rouge scolded.

“ I'm going to be my world's Iron Man!” Chara said excitedly as she started flying around the bed before falling down.

“Now you listen here Mr. Stark you can't be giving little girls weapons like that, what if she hurts herself or someone else!?” Rogue said getting in a now backpedaling Tony’s face.

“ but I have time manipulation!” Chara said stubbornly moving in between Tony and Rouge.

“Well that is true, as long as you're careful I suppose it should be fine,” Rogue said thinking it over carefully.

“Yes!” Chara says doing a little dance.

“Well then, I guess it's time we got going,” Tony said hitting a button on his belt shrinking the building down to a box.

“Oh if you're ever in need of a vacation from all the hunting, you can always come to my world! the Celestia there is nicer. She took me in after I may or may not have made her guard out to be fools…” Chara said as she blushed and looked away in embarrassment.

“Nice,” Logan said smirking with a nod of approval.

“Ok now how do I send you home?” Mike asked grabbing token knife and looking at it.

“ I can just glitch home if I wanted to but the universe's wouldn't like it… so how about you just say our contract is complete?” Chara said not sure if her Universe would like her glitching into it.

“Cool but before you leave how do you make one of these token things?” Mike asked.

“ Well you take an item that best represents you AKA like me and my knife for example, you say a mantra like I did with my weapon and you throw it into the void!” Chara said.

“Um ok so I'll use my bag i guess,” Mike said. “If you have need of me for either friendship or strength call the name of the strongest one there is and I'll be there in a surge of green,” He then threw it as a portal opened up… and then the bag popped back in front of him.

“Also, keep my knife on you at all times, because if she knows who I am, you can be damn well sure some of those soldiers know who I am... and depending on the version, they know that I will come back.” Chara said seriously as her knife acts like a beacon since it's connected to her soul.

Mike nodded and put the knife in his bag. “Our contract is complete,”

“ I hope I get back before Celestia and the others get out of Asriel's mind!” Chara said nervously as she saw the portal open up to the library and entered.

“Bye,” Mike said waving as she left though the portal.

“Alright let's go grab Lyra and get out of here,” Tony said as they walked to the town to pick up Lyra.