The world remained dark as Jingo became aware of his surroundings. He could feel the cold upon his coat and he heard the clattering of hooves nearby. The world was moving around him and he soon realized that he was sitting in the back of a cart, being taken somewhere.

As he opened his eyes, he noticed that he was amongst a valley of snowy hills and pine trees.

There was a human across from him. A scruffy looking fellow with long dirty blonde hair. The man’s hands were bound by a thick cord of rope.

That’s when Jingo realized that his were as well.

Wait… hands?

Jingo suddenly realized just how alien his body really was. He was a human, or at least something close to it. He had hands, feet, arms, the whole package. He even wore an itchy brown tunic which seemed to do an alright job of keeping the cold away from his naked skin.

Suddenly, the man across from him looked up and stared him dead in the eye.

“Hey you,” he said. “You’re finally awake.”

Jingo tried to respond but his foreign lips failed him.

“You were trying to cross the border, right?” the man continued. “Walked right into that imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.”

Author's Note

Well, I guess I can freely admit it now. I wrote this to take the piss out of Fallout Equestria.

If you're a fan of that series and read all the way through, thank you. I hope this story was good for a few laughs.

If you're new to the series, uh, same. I can't really recommend Kkat's story since um...hehehehehe I never finished it. I really like the uh pegasus stallion though, my brother has a pin of him and he's a real cutie. Calamity? Is that his name? I think it's Calamity. Like Calamity Jane.

I can recommend Fallout though, that game is pretty dope.

Oh and also I have a ko-fi.