How to survive the equestrian wasteland.... As a zombie
Escape from the laboratory
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Before the first war
The walls and the ceiling we're i was we're white. There was a table and a black chair in the corner of the room, next to my bed that had flowers on the bed sheets. And just so you now i didn't put them on there willingly, i just don't have anything else to put on there.
I was currently in my black coloured boxers and T-shirt, just chilling on my bed watching meme compilations from YouTube, and eating potato chips.
I got a few texts while watching memes but i didn't really care and just swiped them away. Minutes passed in silence, while i was watching memes with my headphones on.
When i put my hand in the potato chip bag i found out that it was empty. "Well shit. I quess i have to by more" i thought.
I unplugged my headphones and laid them on my bed. I opened my closet and got a pair of jeans out, put them on and picked up the money i always keep on my table. I counted it 5.60$ "I quess that has to do" i thought.
My room was located on the second floor and the main door was downstairs and i needed to go through the mess what once was the hallway what was now filled with packed up stuff.
I had just moved to this house today, it was a decent place to live in. 6 rooms the kitchen, bathroom, living room, two quest rooms and my room.
I walked down the flight of stairs and went to the main door. I put my shoes on and opened my door.
I walked outside in the bright summer sunlight. My front yard was rather small, there was big fences surrounding the yard, you couldn't really see over them you have to stand on a rather tall chair to see over it, even i did, i was rather tall 7,4 feet and still the fences we're winning in the height game.
If i walked 3 feet away from my door i would've be standing on the street, yeah a rather small yard, but hey at least it doesn't take me hours to just cut the grass.
I ran to the road, why running you ask? Because i wanted to get my chips and get back in my comfy bed as fast as i could, but the world didn't want that and the few milliseconds that i was on the road a truck that was going atleast at 90-100 mph hit me on my right side and sent me flying in the air.
The last thing's that i saw was that the concrete road was approaching me, very fastly if i might add.
Year 3058
After the third war
I woke up with a jolt, i was currently in a white room filled with rotting corpses of all sizes and shapes, human to.... Some species that i don't know about. Some of them had their heads cut off and some of them were so rotten that i couldn't even look at them.
I quickly crawled backwards until i hit the wall of this nightmare room.
"What the fuck?!" I yelled. I started to search for an exit. I found what looked like a sliding door on the other side of the room where the corpses where.
"Of course, my fucking luck" i said "Wait what the hell am i doing here?" I asked myself. "And why do i only remember zombie movies and games?"
I looked around trying to see some other way out of this room but to my disappointment i didn't.
So i gathered all my courage, hoped that these corpses weren't zombies and started walking through them to the only escape out of this room.
I accidentally stepped on one of the decapitated heads that was right next to the exit and the skull broke, letting my shoe to go right through it's brain and the sound of it was so gross that i cant put it into words. I shuddered "Shit" i lifted my now brain-ish leg out of the head and opened the door.
I quickly walked out of the room and shut the door as fast as i could and laid against the door for a few minutes.
I had a look at my surroundings i was in what looking like a storage room that was filled with various scientific stuff.
I saw a wooden door in front of me and walked up to it. I opened it a little bit and peered in the room.
It looked like a giant lab that was abandoned, the walls we're painted white as was the ceiling. There was also tables that had glass bottles with some liquid in them, on the floor there we're rather large pieces of glass. The lights we're on but they we're at their braking point and went on and off at some times.
There we're also a few skeletons laying on the floor with what looked like lab coats on them.
I opened the door, let myself in and closed the door quietly.
A few minutes passed while i was exploring the room. When i got bored i looked around to see if there was a exit. I found one, a iron door that had a window in it.
I walked to it and tried to open it but it was locked. I looked through the window and saw a rather long hall with doors lining up the side's they also had windows in them.
It took me a minute until i realized that there was a note on the bottom left corner of the window.
Pip-Colt use only
And there where a door lock should be was a tiny hole for what seemed for a plug or something like that.
I started looking around the room for a 'Pip-Colt' i started looking for one of those from the tables and cabinets that we're in the room but couldn't find anything.
When i walked to one of the skeletons that had old lab coats on them i saw something weird. They weren't human their skulls looked more like a horses or a pony's the second thing i saw was that all the skeletons had a weird things on their wrists.
I picked one of them up and a skeleton hand dropped from under it.
It looked like an oversized alarm clock that you could hold on you're wrist.
It was black and had a big screen on it, also some buttons and other things on it.
(COME ON! You know what a pip-boy looks like do i really have to describe it? And also i couldn't get a pic because the world is fucking me in the ass)
And on top of the screen was carved the words 'pip-colt' on them.
I strapped it on my right wrist and walked towards the door. I pulled a small lead out of it and put it in the hole. (Please don't take that out of context)
The door clicked and i pulled the lead out and put it back in the pip-colt.
When i entered the hall i looked at the door's but stayed in the middle of the hall and continued walking.
Some of the windows had blood on them and some we're cracked.
"Jeez, this is like a shitty horror movie" i thought and continued walking forward.
A few minutes passed while i was just walking through the REALLY long hallway.
Suddenly the hallway ended. in front of me was an elevator. "Can i just please get out of here?!" I said to myself as i walked towards the elevator.
I pressed the button to call the elevator. It took the elevator 2 minutes to come to this level but i wasn't usually the one who complained about waiting, so i waited for it peacefully.
When the doors opened a horrible smell hit my nose as i looked at what was in the elevator. There was one of those horse corpses nailed to the back wall of the elevator. Slowly bleeding.
There was only one difference i noticed from this individual and the skeletons, this one was breathing, slowly but still breathing.
I walked in the elevator and pressed the button that would take me to the roof of the building.
As the doors shut i turned around and saw that the pony-human hybrid was looking at me. "P-please.... Kill me" it said in a low and raspy voice.
"It wasn't like i was going to get any information out of him anyway" i thought.
I then proceeded to pull out one of the nails that we're hammered in it's hands. He grunted at the pain but didn't say anything.
"You sure you want to me to kill you?" I don't know how i don't care taking a life out of this weird world but i ain't complaining. I have a weird feeling that i will bee needing to do this more often.
It's eyes widened a little before going back to normal. "yes" it said
"Well goodbye" i said and quickly put the nail through his skull braking it in the process as it went into his brain.
His breathing stopped as i pulled my hand out of there. "Was i a bodybuilder? Because i don't think that just anyone could break someone's skull with their bare hands" i thought as the elevators doors opened.
I turned around and walked outside. I looked up to see the green sky but i didn't see the sky because the green clouds we're blocking the way.
"Fuck you too clouds" i said
Author's Note
Fallout equis here i come!
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