How to survive the equestrian wasteland.... As a zombie

by Kanna

Ooh... Shiny!

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I was looking at my surroundings from my new vantage point. There was a few dead trees around this weird lab/insane aslym thingy. There wasn't really any vegetation around this place for miles. Just rocks, some weird looking animals and a few bodies here and there.

One thing did peek my interest though. There was this large crater a few miles south of here, i decided to check it out when i had the time though.

I had also seen a small farm to the west of here, so i decided to check that out first.

I had also found a rusty fire escape a few minutes ago. When i was half way down it the stairs below me broke. "Come on! I don't weigh that much!" I yelled as i fell to my doom.

My spine was the first that hit the dirt and snapping in the process.
But somehow i didn't feel pain. I was a little confused but then shrugged it off, because i thought that my species couldn't die that easily. But how would i know? I have forgotten nearly everything!

I got up from the hard ground and headed towards the way i saw the farm.

While i was walking i was humming a familiar tune. I don't know how i know it but i ain't questioning it.

When i got to the farm the only things that weren't destroyed was the house.

Well it was kinda destroyed. It was a red two story house that you could find in a normal farm. The roof was caved in, that means that i can't access the upstairs.
I walked up to the door of the house and opened it. From the pressure of just opening it, the door fell and broke.

I only glanced at it once before walking inside. I was greeted by the sight of a dirty and trashed room that once looked like a... kitchen? In front of the door? Okay not questioning.

Suddenly i heard moaning, it sounded like someone was in pain. (you dirty bas-) I started walking towards the sound. It was coming behind a door that was next to a few cracked and moldy chairs.

I slowly opened the door and peered in the room. What i saw gave me chills on my spine. In the room i saw a tall figure that had only black jeans on eating a still alive pony/horse thing that i saw in the lab.

The pony was wearing what looked like dark green combat boots and trousers. It's white shirt was teared open by who i think was the taller creature.

Now it was eating away at the ponies organs. It then started sniffing the air like it smelled something. It then looked behind itself and saw me.

I froze in my place, not by how scary it was but because. "You're one ugly motherfucker"

It had burnt skin, didn't have a nose and it had a piece of the horses liver hanging from it's mouth. "You have something here" i touched the part of my mouth where he, i think it's a he, had his 'food'.

He dropped his 'food' from his hands and stood up, he started walking towards me.
Well more like limping than walking because he had a combat knife in his right leg.

"Oh you wanna fight?!" I asked him. He just cept walking towards me.

I take a few steps back and he still is walking towards me.

When he was 2 feet away from me he stopped.

He was now staring at me, for some unknown reason. I took a step towards him and he then jumped at me.

He landed on me and started strangling me. Well i don't really need air. Oh and also he also tried biting my face off.

I grabbed the knife and pulled it out of his leg, witch caused him to growl. I then pushed his head upwards with one hand and sliced his throat with the another, blood sprouts from his neck coating my face in a small layer of blood.

He struggled to keep breathing but eventually he fell limp, now dead.

I pushed him off of me and stood up. "The hell is wrong with this place?" I thought.

I kept the knife that he had and went to loot the other corpse. I crouched next to the corpse and checked it's pocket's i found two things: 20 bottle caps and a black handgun. A 10mm to be exact.

"This gun looks pretty good" i thought, while checking how many bullets i got from the corpse. 51 bullets, not bad.

When i was done looting i got up and walked back next to the ugly guy, i lifted my right foot over his head and stomped on it a few times, just to make sure he is dead.

When i was done the bottom of my once black boot was now deep red color, and also soaked with blood.

I decided that it would be also a good idea to loot this house, or what was left of it.

It only took me a few minutes to loot anything worth of carrying, like: 5 shotgun shells, a few bottles of beer, a metal chest plate and a map. I don't know who keeps just 5 shotgun shells and metal chest plates in their house but i ain't questioning, because it's mine now!

When i was done looting i didn't really have anything to do after this so i decided to go outside again to find.... something to do.

"Where to go?" I asked myself when i stepped out of the front door of the ruined house.

"Meh I'll head west cause why not?" I thought and started walking that way.

But by only looking at that way and seeing a creature this big, and intimidating only a mile away from me chasing a two headed cow, i decided it would be a good idea to head the opposite direction.

"Yeah fuck that!" I said and started running east towards a rising moon.


Author's Note

Sorry for the long wait, i blame myself for losing track of time while having fun and being too lazy.

And yeah i know this chapter is kinda rushed but hey hepe you enjoyed!

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