Twilight the Pimp

Twilight Sparkle followed Sour Cush the Pimp through a hallway until they both reached a room were a certain Stallion was strapped and chained on the wall. To Twilight's astonishment it was the same Stallion that had knocked into her the other day!

"Alright here's the bitch who stole my money and tried to run away, teach'em a lesson so I can see your pimpin potential" said Sour Cush as she held the Stallion's head up.

"I can't do that he's just a Stallion!" replied Twilight

"Look all I'm asking is for you to punish this disrespectful Stallion, and all you have to do is slap a bitch is that so hard?" said Sourcush with a side of snide

"No I won't do it" Twilight said with ferocity.

"Do you have any Idea how much money this bitch stole!?" said Sour Cush

"Um.. how much?" Twilight said nervously

"About eight thousand bits" said Sour Cush

When Twilight heard the amount that was lost she felt an adverse feeling of hate inside herself that she could not describe or understand and her right hoof started to shake as she got closer to the Stallion. Sour Cush smiled a cruel smirk as she let go of his head and got out of the way. Twilight looked straight inside the Stallions eyes and saw... a bitch.

Twilight smashed her hoof on the Stallion and hit him so hard that she broke the metal restraints on him and sent him flying towards the wall.

"How dare you buckin steal so much bits bitch you gonna feel the back hoof!" Twilight screamed as she continued to slap the hell out of the Stallion with her hoof.

Sour Cush just stood and watched as Twilight continued to smack the stallion repeatedly, but then she noticed that Twilight would not stop and the Stallion was getting hurt very badly.

"Twilight that's enough!" yelled Sour Cush

Twilight raised a hoof to smack him again but instead she slowly realized her action and lowered her weapon and took a few steps back away at the now damaged Stallion.

"What... what happened?" said Twilight in confusion

"You went berserk and completely destroyed his face.... Thats My Homie right here!" said Sour Cush as she went to hoof bump Twilight. Twilight then smiled and hoof bump her back.

"So what do we do about him he's... knocked out" said Twilight

"Just throw him in the dumpster along with all the other trash" said Sour Cush with disinterest.

"GUARDS! escort this Stallion off the premises!" Screamed Sour Cush

In came the ponies to the room and they dragged the now bucked up Stallion off the premises. Then he was thrown out to the street.

"I got you nigga you gonna be the best pimp I dun ever seen, you'll be as legendary as Miss Spritz by the time im dun with you" said Sour Cush as she held Twilight, motioning the sky with her hoofs.

"Miss Spritz who is that?" asked Twilight in curiosity.

"Oh Miss Spritz she was a fine, fine Mare with hordes of Stallions under her control, she even had whores from Ponyville to Manehattan you wouldn't believe the power she had over mares privates!"

"Did something happen to her?"

"She did the one thing that a pimp Mare should never do, she Married one of her bitches!, and the last I heard of her she moved and had a family with this Stallion! Unbelievable!"

"So what happened with all of her property?" said Twilight with continuing interest.

"She gave them all away to Zebrazang the top Pimp now in all of Equestria"

"But enough of that, I have a new assignment for you Twilight the Pimp, you're going to meet with a mare who's paying to taste the fine wine of our men distillery, she'll be at this address. Bring the Stallion she ordered and some guards you never know if she works for a rival pimp"

"I will do my best!" said Twilight the now Pimp.

"Good, good, now get outside and in to the Porsche"

Twilight went to the Porsche bringing along some tall Stallions to protect her merchandise, she looked at the address and to her surprise it was the address to the younging school were all the kids went.

"This, this can't be right, who in the school would want a Stallion for pleasure!?"

She drove at night to the school and went inside with her Stallion's and was greeted by Miss Cheerilee at the door.

"Twilight what uh! what are you doing here and why are you wearing that cloth?" said Cheerilee in surprise

"Cheerilee? your the one who ordered for top Stallion?" Said Twilight the Pimp

"Um, yes Twilight, I did not know you were a pimp... but please Twilight I need a Stallion for me, a nice Striped one..." said Cheerilee in shame

"But now you know my secret, Please do not tell a soul for that would bring me such embarrassment..."

"It's alright we all have needs and I promise not to tell anybody" said Twilight while caressing Cheerilee

"Thank you Twilight, I'm glad that I have a friend like you around" Cheerilee said while looking into her eyes

"Well enough of this, do you have the money, honey?" said Twilight the Pimp

"yes here is the bits I promised now where is my big stripey man! said Cheerilee in excitement

Twilight looked at the bag and checked if the money was exact, in less than a second she counted 8,000 bits for prime tang.

"Alright, here he comes!" said Twilight the Pimp as she took the bag of money an got out of the doors way.

In the Stallion Zebra came, he was big and muscly like Big Macintosh, and had an awesome face, he was so hot that he could do the old spice commercial for the black guy

"Hi there, big guy! wanna come aboard my zeta platform?" said Cheerilee sexily

The Stallion smiled with an excited smile and said "You watch Star Pony Trek? I love Star Pony Trek!"

"Um why yes... I watched every episode even the deleted scenes" said Cheerilee as she got off the table.

"Wowee! I am a big fan of that show! beam me up Scotpony!" he said while putting on some glasses.

"I thought I was the only one who enjoyed Star Pony Trek! wanna watch all the episode's with me?" said Cheerilee with new excitement.

"Hells yes pop it in! lets get a T.V. and a D.V.D. player in here!" said the Zebra Stallion.

And so, Cheerilee and the Stallion got all the equipment from the back door and started to watch some Star Pony Trek,
and it was going to be an all nighter.

Twilight was just standing on the side of the classroom a bit confused at what transpired but then she left through the front door and as she closed it she said "nerds" as the door closed.

Twilight went back to the Porsche with her five guards. She drove back to the large Motel and went to Sour Cush's room to conversate with her dealer and also deliver the goods.

"I brang the money" said Twilight handing over the bag to Sour Cush.

Sour Cush inspected the bag and its contents while on her Pimp throne being fanned by many Stallions right to a large pool and paintings of Pimps from the past.

"Yep thats the total, way to go girl! this calls for a celebration, pick any Stallion here! he's yours and that Porsche is yours aswell!"

"um as for the Stallions I'm good, but you really are giving me a Porsche... Swagger!" said Twilight in excitement.

"Oh there's more where that came from and remember I got you girl, just bring in the money and we best B.F.F.s for life! Now begone with you! Its late your family must be worried about you" said Sour Cush as she motioned the door just opened by one of her bitches.

"Oh my Celestia Spike!" she said realizing that she hasn't returned to the time she gave him.

"I won't let you down Sour Cush, I'll be the best Pimp ever!" said Twilight as she left the Motel.

Twilight got in her new Porsche and drove all the way to the tree saying "oh my gosh!" repeatedly all the way.

She opened the door to the tree and saw it was very dark, she looked for a switch but then miraculously the light was shown and Spike was sitting in a chair staring at Twilight.

"Where have you been?" said Spike with anger.

"Uh Spike I'm so sorry I was just hanging with my homies gettin work done" Twilight said with honesty

"There it is again! Twilight this isn't you, you're acting weird and your accent is changing. What has gotten into you?, What about your studies have you been paying attention to that!?"

Twilight then realized she missed her schedule for math, language, and even more stuff she forgot to study.

"Eh, one day won't hurt" said Twilight Sparkle with disinterest.

"Besides I have a new Porsche! wanna ride in it Spike?" said Twilight in excitement.

"No I'm gonna have to tell Celestia of what you been doing..." said Spike with a threatening stare.

"No, don't do that! Anything but that! please Spike this is just for one more day okay? I'll get back to studying in no time!" said Twilight in fear.

"Hmm just to be safe" Spike then took a letter and was about to burn it but before he could Twilight reacted and smashed her hoof into his face causing Spike to fly towards the bookcase and get hit in the head. Spike was thus knocked out.

"Oh god, Spike are you all right!?" said Twilight in fear.

No answer

"Ahh what have I done! what do I do what do I do!" said Twilight as she freaked out.

Twilight then started circling the room and freaking out, going crazy and saying to herself "what do I do!" over and over until she finally calmed down and had an idea.

"Whatever a snitch nigga is that shit I dont like" said Twilight as she stopped going insane.

Twilight took the body and dug a hole outside the tree and buried Spike under the dirt. She then made her last words to Spike.

"I'm sorry Spike I never wanted to hurt you, I always cared about you and I'm just so sorry..." Twilight then went back to the tree, undressed herself and threw the clothes over the closet and cried to sleep that night.

Later that night on Spikes grave a fist of rage broke through the mound of dirt.

end of chapter 2