The Woman Of The Woods

Kahmey just engaged the woman of the woods in battle. He heard Twilight and Starlight off in the distance and he knew he had good backup, so it was time for battle.

(So, we meet again, only this time is gonna be different, this time, only one of us is gonna walk out of here alive, and the other will be left here to rot.) said Kahmey holding up his sovereign sword. (You won’t win.) said the woman

So Kahmey used his sword to guide vines and brambles around the woman. He was prepared to fight to the death, but he was not about to strike, he remembered that he could not kill the woman in the daylight, instead he brought the woman out of the cave. Kahmey teleported out of that area and bunked up in Celestia and Luna’s old castle, and he took a nap until the sun went down.
When he woke up it was night, so he went back to that area, but when he got there, the woman was free. Kahmey didn’t care, he only cared about killing her, so he went to search the cave to see if she was in there. When he got into the cave, he saw her put Cozy Glow’s head skin on like a hat. Kahmey was pissed off at that, so he made the rock she was sitting on explode.
The woman of the woods charged at him and he pulled his sword out and swung it at her chest, she held her bleeding chest and Kahmey decided to pull her out of the cave by her black mangled hair.

(Release me.) the woman demanded (Not happening bitch.) Kahmey replied.

When he got her outside, he threw her against a tree, she got back up and ran at Kahmey, but he had other plans, instead of the woman attacking him, he used his sword to make a vine snatch her up and away from him. The vine snatched her up by her neck he started punching her in the face, in the stomach and in her chest where her heart supposedly was. Eventually the vine snapped and she hit the ground with a big thud, and Kahmey began kicking her in the head. When the woman got up, she went from in front of Kahmey all the way to where Starlight was standing. When Starlight started screaming, the woman went to attack but was thrown away by Kahmey.

(Hey bitch, this is not her fight its mine and yours. You will now pay for attacking my friend.) Kahmey said pointing his sword at the woman (You’re gonna lose.) the woman said pointing at Kahmey’s heart area

That’s when Kahmey pulled his sword back and cut the woman’s finger off and then cut the tip of her nose off. The woman fled and went for Twilight until she was snatched up by another vine, she looked over her shoulder and saw Kahmey with his sword pointed at her face. He began running at her and she knew he was gonna send his sword through her skull. Before Kahmey could put his sword in her face, she broke loose and grabbed his leg, then Kahmey fell into some poison oak. Even though he was very itchy, Kahmey went and cut the woman’s ankle off. The woman let out an ear piercing scream and teleported away.

Kahmey began sniffing for the woman’s scent, he found the direction she was in, he went the direction she was in. He followed the scent all the way to Celestia and Luna’s old castle.
He went into the castle and sniffed for the woman, he began to follow it to the library. When he walked into the library, he saw a hand come at his face and he teleported into the other end of the library. He then went straight for the woman and cut her hand off. Blood was gushing onto the floor and the woman was screaming in agony.

(You’re the one who’s gonna lose you rotten little bitch.) said Kahmey (Bad dog.) the woman said pointing at Kahmey (That’s it, you’re dead.) Kahmey said slicing the woman’s stomach open.

After he cut the contents of her stomach out, Kahmey chopped her right arm off.

(You took the lives of many creatures, you destroyed tartarus, you even took the life of little filly, a defenseless little filly, and now, you’re gonna die. You like to kill creatures of Equestria and rip their innards out? Well then, let’s see how you like it!) said Kahmey.

Then Kahmey pulled back and slammed his right paw into the woman’s chest, he then pulled out her heart and stuck it into her mouth and forced it down into her lungs, then he cut off her head to make sure she was dead.

(Welcome to Equestria bitch.) Kahmey said teleporting a cigarette into his right paw and lighting it

Kahmey relaxed in Luna’s old throne to smoke his cigarette and have a good break before going home. He was half way done with his break when Twilight and Starlight came in.

(Kahmey, are you in here?) Twilight called out (I found him. He’s in the throne room.) Starlight replied (Sorry girls, I just had to have a smoke break.) Kahmey replied (Well hurry up, we need to get back to the castle and relay the message that the woman of the woods is defeated.) Twilight replied (Yes mam.) Kahmey said taking his last puff.

Kahmey got rid of his cigarette and the three went back to the castle, Twilight sent the message to Princess Celestia that the woman of the woods is dead.

The creatures in the everfree forest no longer have to live in fear, Kahmey can sleep much better at night, Zecora can finally leave her hut, and Cozy Glow can finally rest in peace.

So long and good riddance Woman Of The Woods