The Woman Of The Woods

The visitor was a royal guard unicorn. The guard sat down in the booth and gave Kahmey a very disturbing statement.

(Sir, I don’t know why you sent the woman of the woods to tartarus. The reason I’m here is because, well, creatures in tartarus are being killed by the woman and even cerberus is no match for her.) said the guard. (But I made sure she would be in a cage. How is she out?) Kahmey asked (Well, our routine checkup officer stated that all of the cages were pulled apart and all the creatures dead, he also said that cerberus was in a battle with her but it looked like the woman of the woods was winning. There was a lot of blood coming out of cerberus, he will soon be dead and the woman of the woods will be free to return to the everfree forest.) the guard explained.

Kahmey began to grow angry. He returned to Ponyville to tell Twilight the news on the woman of the woods. When he got to the castle, he could tell in her face that she was already aware of the situation.

(I can’t believe it either Kahmey, I can’t believe this woman was able to do this even in tartarus.) said Twilight (Well I have a really stupid idea that just might work.) said Kahmey (And what would that be?) Twilight asked (If she is able to escape tartarus then I’m gonna go wait on her and when she comes around, I’m gonna kill her dead.) Kahmey explained.

Twilight and Starlight had no words to explain how insane Kahmey was coming off. However the idea just might work, but Kahmey wasn’t gonna go into the everfree forest today, he was too tired from not getting any sleep last night. Kahmey stayed awake the whole day though, he was exhausted but he was determined to stay awake to do some extra reading on the woman of the woods, he didn’t care about being physically or mentally exhausted, he wanted to see if there was something else she was capable of or some kind of strength she had that he missed reading about. It was nearing night time and nothing else was being mentioned about the strength she had to have used to open the doors to get out of tartarus. He was too tired to continue reading and went over to the cushions to get some sleep, he once again had Spike sleeping on his chest.

The next morning, Kahmey woke up and had to wake Spike up. When they were both awake Spike asked if Kahmey truly had no problem with him sleeping on his chest. Kahmey’s answer was once again, no with the same requirement, as long as Spike didn’t wake him up it was alright. They went over to the coffee shop for a coffee. Kahmey was quiet the whole time until Spike asked him a question.

(Are you alright Kahmey, you’re very quiet?) Spike asked (I’m just wishing I had done more to this woman’s madness.) Kahmey replied (Well, I think you’re dwelling on that too much, there’s no way you could have known she’d escape Tartarus.) Spike said trying to brighten the canine’s mood.

So they finished their coffee and went back to the castle. When they got to the castle, they heard what sounded like a group meeting going on in the throne room. Kahmey decided to listen in on the situation.

(I just think it would be best if we stick around with Kahmey, just in case he gets into a tight spot.) Twilight said (Well don’t you think we should bring it up with him? You know if that’s alright with you.) said Fluttershy (Look Fluttershy, Discord has already taught him how to do magic, I don’t think he will be needing us that much.) Twilight replied (I agree. He didn’t seem to have a lot of trouble the last time, even though it turned tartarus into a blood and innard bath.) said Starlight (Well let’s just wait for him to get back before we take this any further.) said Applejack

When he heard that, he went to open the door until Spike burped up a letter. It was a letter to Twilight. Then Kahmey got the letter and opened the door and walked into the throne room.
He handed Twilight the letter and teleported a chair into the room and had a seat at the table.

(So what does the letter say?) Kahmey asked (That Cozy Glow has left the hospital and was seen going into the everfree forest.) said Twilight (She’s gonna get herself killed!) Kahmey said leaving in a rush. (Don’t go in there yet!) said Starlight (I agree, we need to talk to you first.) said RainbowDash (What is it?) Kahmey asked (We need to know if you want one or two of us to sit back in the forest and give you back up if needed?) said Applejack (That would be helpful so I’ll think about it.) Kahmey said as he bolted out the door.

When he got into the everfree forest, he could feel that the energy level from the woman of the woods was stronger. He had no idea how that was even possible, but even with the high energy he pressed on. He went back to the last place where he found Cozy Glow, but when he got there she was not there, but he saw signs of something being there, a puddle of blood was in the spot where Cozy was first found. Kahmey didn’t know if this was Cozy’s blood or just another forest creature, either way there was a blood trail leading into the cave and Kahmey went into the cave. When he went in the cave, he almost walked into a symbol made of the large intestine of a small creature, Kahmey almost threw up his coffee when he saw that. When he got further into the cave he saw it. Cozy glow had been ripped open and the woman was eating her innards. Kahmey threw up which caught the woman’s attention. When she saw him, she came after him. Kahmey grabbed his sword and swung it at her neck.