The Woman Of The Woods

Kahmey popped over to Celestia and Luna’s old castle and waited for Celestia to lower the sun and Luna to raise the moon. Twelve hours passed and it was night time so Kahmey hoped he could catch the woman of the woods off guard and maybe just send her to tartarus instead of killing her. He looked for any sign of her and when he had three hours of no luck finding her in the everfree forest he went to the ursa cave and peaked inside, there she was, sitting on a rock eating some pukwudgies. Kahmey barely hurled but managed to swallow it. He made the rock explode, throwing the woman against the cave wall, and when that happened he quickly popped back over to the castle of the two sisters, he knew she was gonna be very mad after he destroyed her meal and he didn’t want to be there for that temper. A couple hours passed and he went back to search for the blood skull, but when he got there he was surprised by the woman of the woods. Apparently she waited for him after he blew up her meal. When she caught him he teleported outside the cave, but after he did, she began chasing him, he got his sword and swung it at her throat, but he actually hurt her this time. This time he began attacking her.

(So it’s true, you have to be fought at night. In that case, let’s dance.) said Kahmey (You can’t win.) said the woman

So Kahmey lunged at the woman of the woods, but that wasn’t his only attack, he felt like he could focus his energy through sword. So he used his sword to perform another trick. He started magically moving vines with his sword, the vines began moving like snakes and he wrapped them around the woman. He started tightening the vines around her, but the vines broke and the woman came at him with sharp fingernails, ready to claw through Kahmey’s skin, but Kahmey was not about to surrender to this horror show of a human creature, he popped away from there and into the cave. Fortunately, when he did, he felt something solid role away from this back paw. He looked down and he saw a red skull on the cave floor, it was the blood skull, so he picked it up and teleported it into tartarus. He walked out of the cave to see the woman of the woods fading away.

(Yeah fade away you ugly bag of manure.) Kahmey said putting his sword back into it’s shuck. (You can’t win that easily.) said the woman of the woods.

Kahmey ignored the words and just teleported back into Canterlot. He waited outside the coffee shop until it was opened. When the shop opened he went in for his usual, dark with four sugars.
He had a visitor shortly after he sat down at the booth of his choice.