A Wacky Read

Complete Title: A wacky Read about Fandoms and Originality introducing Crossovers and Wallbreaks for the Sake of Literary Studies and of course Fun.

“Man, that is some ... some title! Right there”, Hati nodded.

“Aye, thanks. Y’Know we just broke the wall for the first time.”

“Oh ... is that ... bad?”

“Nah”, Rook waved his hand, “It might happen a few times later anyway.”

“I got an alternative title, y’know. Twily Wiley and the Lizard Wizard.”

“Ooh, I like that one. Not sure if it carries the right tone, though.”

“You’re starting the story now?”

“First we’ll put on some prologue, first of all The Disclaimer.”

Disclaimer

Dis Prolog will contain spoilers, in which so far, that it gives a list of characters that ought to appear in the following pages. This first chapter will merely be a introduction and technical details. If you don’t want to bother with the ways the author made up to waste your time, you would do well jumping to chapter two, where the experiment actually starts. This is not a story, it is not a fiction, it is a field experiment containing fictional elements. Out of author’s lethargy there might be a lack of apostrophes, which usually are contained within the english language a lot. It will contain none of the grammatical rules and standards you might be used to from fiction, novels or school education. The author knows and decided not to mind. In the experiment there will appear different characters from multiple fandoms and fictional universes, however, they might share certain characteristics in personality, apparently, obviously, accidentally or otherwise. The author’s mind is free and doesn’t belong to anyone, occasionally not even to himself. Some characters appearing in the experiment are not owned by the author. This experiment is not for selling purposes. Fandom characters can be owned by companies that are not owned by the author either. Those companies may or may not lie in countries that the author never visited. This experiment may appear in a story-like appearance. Do not let yourself get fooled. Everything contained in the experiment never happened, it never happened to any character that appears in it, and will have no influence to cannon theories, my butt, or official lore of the universes the fandoms are made from. Daniel Radcliffe is not included.

“How unusual, alright.”

“You like it?”

Hati shrugged, “We’re gonna be the narrators the whole time? Because that’d be soooo ....”

“Awesome. But no. We have a narrator. We gotta play our parts after all, y’know.”

“Alright then”, Hati looked around, “Then, what’s next on your list?”

Rook reset his glasses while he looked down on the piece of paper, “Introductions. Wait, does that mean, we’re gonna have a description an’ lore of all characters in front of the story? That seems wrong.” Rook was slowly shaking his head in disappointment.

“Only the main cast, but yeah, looks like it. You know, like they have’em in the MLP Issues. Just keeping the reader on speed.”

“Drugs are bad, mhkay”, Rook stuffed his pipe.

“Yeeaahh ...”, Hati shrunk his eyes, “Right. You wanna go first, or shall I?”

“Well, who was first?”

“You made the title”, Hati looked up into the story’s words, “And then I said something.”

“Well then you go first, don’cha?!”

“Wow, alright, no need to get puffy”, Hati smiled.

“Puffy!”, Rook started to laugh and swallowed his smoke, he started to cough and took a while to catch his breath again. With thin voice he added,

“Funny.”

“Alright”, Hati knocked at the 4th Wall with his knuckles, “How does this work? Is it ... magic or something?”

“It’s mental.”

“Whut?”

“It’s a mental issue. Here, let the narrator do it.”

Main Character Introductions:

Hati: This lizardman from another world grew tall and wide, and shows great pride in his fitness and muscles. He has grey-green leathery skin, bright orange marks on his back and face and shows no decorative horns, scales or feathers anywhere on his body or head. His right arm though is cursed by an evil spell, that left his flesh in flames and only his mere bones remained. He can move the magical cursed bones like a normal arm, it is numb however. In moments of great anger and danger his bones can shift shape and grow into blades and all kinds of medieval arms. Hati is constantly worried, about everything, but tries to stay optimistic and look at the bright sides of things. He is far from sadness but close to anger, mostly cheerful though, and loyal to his friends. He knows war and fighting, he knows killing and doesn’t shy from it, but he is also a scientist, an archeologist, and knows how to follow logic. His voice however is young and strong, what can put him into a more likeable, yet naive light when experienced together with his beasty appearance.

Rook: As a crossbreed between lizardmen and bird(men?), Rook is a weird visual mix of those two species. He has bright blue leathery skin and the body of a lizardman, but a yellow beak in his face and a few long, bright red feathers on the tip of his long tail, on his elbows and knees and on the top of his head, all aligned from his forehead to his neck, like a mohawk. Rook isn’t tall, he isn’t strong, but he’s no weakling either or fat. He’s an inventor and blacksmith, hence he got some muscles from heavy lifting and a few screws loose from the one or other discovery of his, that blew up into his face. Rook is downright insane, as you might have noticed. He shows no empathy and cares only for himself, and maybe his friend Hati. He’s no stranger to killing, but he’s not a fighter. Usually he carries guns with himself to do the job for him. His urge to survive is strong though, he does what needs to be done to evade pain and scars. His voice is fairly far back in this throat at times, but changes constantly to higher pitches, depending on Rooks current emotion and mental state.

Krator: Another lizardman from a far away land in another dimension, but this time with wings. Krator is a yellow skinned, tall fighter for justice, who takes great pride in his believes and well trained body. He has great muscles around his chest, mostly because of his wings on his back, but not so many around his lower areas. Walking is not really his thing. His bones are hollow, and so is his flat, curvy horn on his head too, that reaches about two Hands high and makes his appearance even taller than he actually is. It reaches from his flat forehead all the way back to his backside of his skull, forming a wide area that is covered with strong red coloured skin. On the sides of his horn one can make out his six nostrils. His face is also flat and frog-like, with wide, big, red eyes on the sides of his skull and a wide mouth beneath them. He also has a figurative wide mouth, a cocky attitude and enough fist for everyone to go around. As a templar for justice and a crusader for his holy believes, he serves the world in all things of justice. Beating up bad guys is pretty much his job. He usually uses his evasive martial fighting style for these things, his fists or whatever is standing in grabs reach. Krator also knows some secrets of the universe and is able to use elemental magic, mostly ice to lock down his targets, shackle them or take them out from afar via knife-like shards. As fighting crime is basically all he does, he is not the smartest, or most patient. Taking a problem by its head is his usual approach, what sometimes leads him into trouble. He can be rough and naive, but he means well and is capable to great compassion and sacrifices. His voice is deep, throaty and sparks of his great energetic personality, what may be enough already to shy off some of his foes.

Mortanius: Once a successful and rich doctor of medicine and alchemy, Mortanius Furius Kältezorn went a little too far with his experiments and ended up transforming himself into an undead, probably immortal skeleton, that’s ignited almost constantly. Suffering from the same bone-curse as Hati sews them together, makes them partners in crime and in the mystery addressing the magic of those flames. Mortanius body is numb, he can’t sleep, nor eat or do anything else normal humans would do. He was an old man once, not the tallest and not the most handsome, but now the curse freed him from his health issues - kinda what he was trying to do, when he got himself cursed. Whenever he is calm, he manages to kill the flames surrounding him and is able to wear clothing and touch things. Whenever he is angry and loses his temper though, his flames rise high again, leaving his surroundings in ashes. A mood killer for sure. Due to his desperate and angry personality, some parts of him, mostly his head, are ignited at all times. He grew cynical over the years, cold hearted - so to speak - and cares only for his science and his search to lift the curse and maybe even find his long sought cure for death itself too. He has a strong accent that lies behind his teeth and stresses the vowels. His voice is old and high, sometimes even squeaky, and not too pleasant to listen to.

Knom: As the son of Mortanius, Knom Kältezorn fell victim to his father’s experiments quite early, hence his body never aged older than twelve. In an inhuman procedure Mortanius tried to save his life, after a lightning struck him and took it away. Many of his organs were removed, some replaced by contraptions, running on electrical power provided by his own body and friction. This power though can spike and cause sparks that grow immense power, form a bow of light across a room or toast people he touches. Knom is a small, hairless man. A young and at the same time old man, who read countless books and remembers everything, just everything, he ever experienced. He is mostly silent though, due to his lack of vocal organs, that had to be removed. When he speaks, what doesn’t happen a lot, he can only whisper with a rough, crackly sound. His face also had to be removed, such as nose, lips, ears and eyelids. Mostly blind and deaf, Knom can orient himself with shockwaves and electrical fields, that every creature provides. Thanks to his constructed body, he is stronger than every mortal man and faster by far. As well as he is lacking organs, he is also lacking emotions. He has none. Everything he does has to have a reason, has to be logical, or a challenge. Knom is on the search for a new challenge, for a new enemy to smite down, and nothing more. Fighting, serving and honor are his whole life now.

Rex: Also a lizardman from the other world, Rex is a well known and powerful villain/avenger/angel of death in his homeland. He takes on bounties and steals on demand, or assassinates. He is not bulky and he isn’t tall, he’s actually fairly slim and graceful. His skin is slick and dark blue, with bright blue spots in his face and on his back. Blue scales, starting at his upper forehead, cover his neck, back and tail. His appearance is not adorned by hornes or feathers, except for the two finger-sized spikes that hang from his chin. Having a deceptive young, pretty body, but an old mind, that’s seen far over five-hundred years already, Rex had enough time to become a great mage, assassin and thief. Bending reality after his will, teleporting himself around and summoning serving creatures straight from his mind, are only some of his simpler talents. Luckily for most universes and their inhabitants, Rex is sophisticated, follows his own rules, honors his contracts and loves a good conversation over a bloody fight anytime. He’s a charming gentleman who rejects violence when unneeded, but isn’t scared of it when necessary. He knows that no one can oppose him and tries to talk his enemies out of their deaths before it’s too late for them to regret. He still has manners and holds them high, there is no need to act like a beast when you already look like it. Rex is greedy though, for riches and power. He is far from partnership, something that comes with his age in the trial to protect himself from pain. Still he cannot resist to throw an eye or two at his companion Hati, something that doesn’t even qualify as queer for a lizard like him. When he finds a mystery, he will try to solve it, and when he feels magic near him, he will try to collect this magic into his spellbook, no matter the cost. His charming voice opens him many doors for his quests. It is deep and soft, laid out well and pleasant to the ear.

Elisa: As a crossbreed between a weird interdimensional version of elves and the races of men, Elisa is hated in the lands she comes from and lived on the streets after her father was murdered. Her mother is an elven priestess, that she lost out of sight somehow after she left in her search for her father, who was a soldier and died in battle. Years later, when she discovered the murderer of her father, she was found by Krator, who has sworn to avenge his death for her, so she wouldn’t have to carry the burden by herself. Only fourteen years old and still a kid, Elisa doesn’t know much about the world or her own place in it. She has wide, green eyes, black, curly hair and long, pointy ears, that she can turn into the wind. Elisa draws a lot of attention to herself due to her clumsiness and amount of inexperience, that shows on a daily basis. She is mighty curious though and always asking, solving riddles and prying into things, that she has no business with. As a girl close to adulthood, she is emotional unstable, always switching from compassion to anger and from bloodlust to remorse. All she wants is to have a good world, to be good for the world and make it better. She has a big heart and is still trying to figure out what to do with it. She’s trying to help wherever she can, but becomes cruel once she’s dealing with villains. Her voice is soft and mostly quiet, reflecting her young and shy personality, that mostly shows when dealing with strangers.

“Oh, wow, that was easy.”

“And so long, dude. What voice was he in your head?”

“Ehm? I heard it, I didn’t have to-”

“Mine was Jeremy Clarkson, he has a great voice.”

“I don’t even know ...”

Rook looks down on his list, “Do we really have to introduce the fandom cast? I mean, come on.”

“We started it, we might as well do it right. And besides, not like you had to get your ass up or anything.”

“Hmmm”, Rook nodded deep in thought, “Proceed.”

Twilight, voiced by Tara Strong: Born a unicorn, Twilight Sparkle made it to a princess and Alicorn, using that big, fat brain and heart of hers. That means, that she not only is a pony with a spiral horn growing out of her forehead, but that she has feathery wings on her back as well. Fairly rare, Twilight is one of four Alicorn-princesses of her lands and therefore bound by responsibility and trust. Her fur is somewhat light-purple/lavender and her hair (or mane) dark blue, perfectly straight and long enough to reach her chest. It’s adorned by natural highlights of bright pink and purple. Once a loner and dweeb, Twilight had her head in the books of her personal library, learning all there is to know and even more about the talents of magic. Being a unicorn enables her to perform all kinds of spells using only her mind. Teleporting, messing with time and gravity, and shooting lasers hotter than the sun, are only a few of her talents, that she uses almost on a daily basis. She’s a fairly nervous pone, always in worry and stress, that she mostly made herself. Only in presence of her most beloved friends and family she can find to herself and be the leader and princess they need her to be. The whole land and the other princesses count on her to fulfill her destiny. And shoot lasers.

Rainbow, voiced by Ashleigh Ball: As a pegasus, Rainbow Dash is a natural flyer. Her fur is light blue and she has feathered wings on her back. Her hair radiants in all the rainbow colours, thus her name. She claims to be the best and fastest flyer in the world and ever, and so far didn’t fail to deliver. Using that power of speed, Rainbow can break sound barriers, lay out quite some punch and even ignite the air near herself. As fit as she is and as great as her powers are, as great are the flaws of her personality though. She is overly into herself and probably the most cocky hero in her lands. She can do what every other fails to do and she knows that. Gloating is one of her few hobbies, what doesn’t always make her popular. But whenever there is someone in need, or in need of a frank commentary, she is there to help. Her heart beats strongly for justice and fighting, for competition and thrill. But as every hero, she knows how to appreciate a moment of silence and rest.

Fluttershy, voiced by Andrea Libman: Although a pegasus, Fluttershy is afraid of heights, amongst everything else. Holding her name in high regards, she couldn’t do a step outside without being startled, when she was younger. Only ever since she made friends with Rainbow and the other servants of Twilight, she grew more confident and stronger. Even so, that she takes problems and villains head on and snaps in moments of rage. Mostly though she’s a gently soul, who never speaks too loud, never first and never last, only says nice things and really cares for manners and everyone’s feelings, even those of people she never met. She only wants the best for all, what also shows in her daycare center for animals that is her home. Her special ability to communicate with wildlife and creatures of all kinds and sizes makes her valuable in homeland security.

Applejack, voiced by Ashleigh Ball: As an earth pony, Applejack has no wings, nor can she use magic. What she lacks in abilities, she gains in strength and tenacity. Applejack in particular is extremely fit and ably in acrobatics and all kinds of acts that require a certain amount of meat on the bones and heart in the chest. She got orange fur and messy, blonde hair and never goes anywhere without her trademark stetson. She is most happy when she can do her chores on her family farmland and look after her two siblings, whose mother figure she’d become. But whenever there is a quest to save her friends, her land or apples, she stands willingly in the frontline to take the first blast. Sometimes she’s not the most trustworthy pony around, sometimes got secrets better told out loud, but in her core she’s honest and honorable and her friends know that.

Rarity, voiced by Tabitha St. Germain: A unicorn with white fur and dark purple hair, all neat and silky, is most certainly a Rarity. With her curly fitted hair, her fake eyelashes and makeup, she’s one of the more sophisticated and classy ponies of her kin and lands. As a unicorn, she can use magic, but not much more than gravity and illuminating spells. She’s not particularly skilled in the schools of magic, other than in craftsmanship. Heavy or light tools, she can do all, preferes light though and takes all chances to stay neat and clean. When there is need at hand, she pushes through her neurosis and takes matters into her own hooves, no matter the cost. For beauty and her friends and family, she goes all the distance and does what is necessary. She shows a talent in jewelry as well and can categorize many types of gems with her bare eyes, as well as locate them in the ground via her unicorn magic. Though not very acrobatic or strong, she is considered fairly pretty and attractive in pony standards, what also reflects in her charm and lulling voice.

Pinkie, voiced by Andrea Libman: As an earth pony, Pinkamena Diane Pie shows no magic or wings, but great traits in abilities addressing body and strength. Pinkie is amazingly acrobatic and can lift a weight multiple times of her own. This bodily power also shows in her enhanced speed. The energy she requires forces her to urge for high amounts of sugar, of which she consumes many dozen pounds every day, which is one of the reasons she’s called a Sugarcube by Applejack - a running gag that soon made its way around. Pinkie has pink fur and darker pink hair, that pile up in a curly mess all around her head and tail, sometimes with food inside or her pet crocodile Gummy, that can see the future but never tells anyone. She can sometimes see the future herself too, but only in a sudden warning of her body twitching and shaking in various ways. Depending to the muscle contractions, she learned how to tell the signs and can call out if an object is going to fall or a swarm of bees might be coming her way. She has no explanation of this phenomenon and rejects to be scientifically checked by her princess, Twilight. Pinkie can easily be told to be the happiest and saddest pony of her lands at the same time. She can see all the good in everything and hold her incredibly up cheering spirit high, as long as she’s loved. As soon as she feels alone or betrayed, all willpower leaves her and she transforms into a shadow of herself. Luckily for her, that almost never happens. Her friends love and need her and her perfect memory. Alongside with seeing patterns, leaving reality behind her or even breaking it, Pinkie is packed with tons of abilities yet to be discovered. The only sure thing about her though, she’s not always quite “there”.

Spike, voiced by Cathy Weseluck: As the only dragon born in captivity, Spike never experienced what it means to be one. He grew up alongside Twilight, that made him her servant, or slave, or pet, or really just anything between those. Being not particularly old and a slow growing dragon, Spike isn’t very big and looks a lot younger than he actually is. He has a light lavender coloured, leathery skin and grows hard and sharp-edged scales down his spine, that penetrate his skin in a bright, toxic green colour. He might not be as tall as a pony, but therefore can ride them without being a burden. Although he is a dragon, he seems to be liked by all ponies, not knowing that he lives amongst his natural prey. Instead he survives by eating gems and minerals that he is given by Rarity and his princess, Twilight. He cannot sleep and/or eat ice cream all day as he’d like, since his duty is to provide Twilight with thumbs and mental assistance. He is one of the few in his lands that can actually write and read, what makes him very valuable for his princess. Once written, a letter can be teleported if it gets burned by his green fire breath. A technique never tested on living creatures. This way his princess Twilight keeps in touch with the other princesses of the realm.
Spike is a true hero, not always smart, not always true, but strong-headed and -hearted he sees through all pain to the end, even sacrificing his life if necessary. If no hero is needed, he gets ignored, alongside with his premature jokes.

Starlight, voiced by Kelly Sheridan: Born a unicorn, Starlight Glimmer possesses a spiral horn on her forehead and the natural ability to summon magic by will. Once betrayed by her friend, she worked on her magic to become powerful and change her destiny by leading a sect hidden in a mountainside village. Once princess Twilight came across her doing, she broke up her sect and exiled her into the mountains. Seeking revenge she used time travel magic to destroy the universe. After Twilight resolved her issues with her and fixed the timeline, Starlight was very sorry she had destroyed the universe. Now a student and slave-friend of the princess, she learns all things friendship and even surpasses the princess doing so. Starlight has lavendel coloured fur that in some light might look pink. Her mane is dark purple, shows cyan coloured highlights and is somewhat curly and shoulder long. With her villainy days behind her, she is often a voice of reason amongst the insane servants of the princess. She’s very thankful she was spared from punishment for destroying the universe and tries to make it up, pay her debts and be a good pony, all mistakes considered.

“Wait, Twilight has servants?”, Hati wondered.

“So it says about Rex too, y’know?”

“Well, I can’t deny it. It often feels like it.”

“Who’s next?”

Hati looks down on the chapter and reads ahead, “Uhm, who are those guys?”

“You never watched Stargate, any of it?”

“Should I have?”, Hati shrugged, “It’s not like I’d know all shows there are.”

“You’re gonna love them guys, promise.”

“For some reason and all of the sudden I get a really bad feeling about this.”

Dr. Samantha Carter, voiced by Amanda Tapping: Following the expectations of her father, who was a great deal in the military service of her lands, Samantha joined the Airforce and made her doctor in physics, what means that she’s really smart. Being in the Stargate-Programme from very early on, in fact being in the team that made the gate work in the first place, she saved a high rank for herself in a line of success that wouldn’t rip off. She can easily reprogramme a DHD, a spaceship or an alien race of robots, or shoot them to bits with her amazing aim. As weapons- and surviving-expert, she’s viable in every situation and not to fool around with. This blonde is a forgiving soul and follows logic whenever she can, but getting on her bad side mostly means that you’re a dead man. In all of this skill and shifting emotions, she is always following orders like a good soldier. Be it the detonation of a star or the genocide of a culture, Sam is your girl.

Dr. Daniel Jackson, voiced by Michael Shanks: Being the very man, that rediscovered interplanetary-wormhole-traveling, Doctor Jackson carries a heavy weight on his shoulders. He is said to be one of the smartest minds of mankind and never failed to deliver so far. His specialty is not math or technology though, Daniel knows cultures and languages. He not only speaks over a dozen languages, half of them aren’t even from earth. In his time he died seven times and cheated death every single time in the one or other way, be it being revived, cloned or ascended into a being of energy. Having seen many horrible things and even carrying the knowledge of the universe in his mind for a while, the universe doesn’t leave Daniel surprised. He grew cynical over the time but tries to stay optimistic. That he lost his parents and wife and even his longtime friends one by one took a lot out of him. But whenever he fell, Daniel stood up again and grew even stronger, on some points of his life even being god, though that didn’t last.

Teal’C, voiced by Christopher Judge: Born into slavery, Teal’C always tried to overthrow his masters. With the help of his friends and the forces of planet earth, and after three decades of war, he managed to not only destroy his masters, but to free his people and become a leader of their new republic. Teal’C isn’t completely human, his DNA was altered so he was easier to control but also stronger, faster and healing more rapidly. Now, after the revolution, he is addicted to a synthetic drug, which without his organs would fail. Being able to become many hundred years old, Teal’C is almost two-hundred years old already and yet only in his middle ages. He is tall and wide, strong and fast, well in shape and sharp in mind. He takes great pride in his fighting and hunting skills and grew wise over his many years. He’s very silent and patient, up to a point when he snaps and kills dozens of his enemies within a few seconds with his bare hands, rifles or laser weapons that he usually carries around. And he’s black.

Cameron Mitchell, voiced by Ben Browder: Following into the footsteps of his father, Cam became a pilot and was soon to be a fighter-pilot for the force. As the best of the best, he got the chance to lead the Stargate-Team, once O’Neill retired/was promoted. Not being able to do math or lift double his bodyweight, Mitchell exceeds in tactical strategy and combat situations. Not being able to help others, to do anything, is torture to him. He’s not exactly laughing into the face of danger, but tends to make jokes in dark times, mostly to piss off an enemy. He is honorable and true, never tells a lie and always comes around for his friends and team. There is no challenge too great and no enemy to vicious for him, he takes them all head-on. In his team, especially to Carter, he stands out with his unconventional thinking and ideas, that often work when everything else fails.

Vala Mal Doran, voiced by Claudia Black: Born a slave, Vala was soon put as a host for a parasite that controlled her life for hundreds of years. Not being able to tell how old she is today even by herself, she stopped counting the years and went to war against her masters as soon as she was freed from the parasite - where she met Daniel and fell in a weird kind of love with him. This love never grew to more than flirt and arousing though, except for the one time they married but the time got reset and it never happened. This black-haired lady has been to all kinds of planets and fought countless battles, got burned alive and revived and was even mother of an evil messiah, that she watched dying laughing. That surely means that she has some reason to be as crazy and distanced as she is, always plotting a new scam or thinking of a new lie to tell. She was once a thief and a really good one too, but now has troubles to stop. But in her heart she feels compassion and tries to do the right thing, she just needs some help to keep her on the path.

Jack O’Neill, voiced by Richard Dean Anderson: As the best of the best, and after countless missions behind enemy lines, Jack got the chance to lead the Stargate-Team in its very first mission. Driven by depression and grief for his dead son, he thought it was a suicide mission and was well trying to die, but making friends with Daniel made him cancel that idea. Not being able to do math or lift double his bodyweight, O’Neill exceeds in tactical strategy and combat situations. Not being able to help others, to do anything, is torture to him. He’s not exactly laughing into the face of danger, but tends to make jokes in dark times, mostly to piss off an enemy. He is honorable and true, never tells a lie and always comes around for his friends and team. There is no challenge too great and no enemy to vicious for him, he takes them all head-on. In his team, especially to Carter, he stands out with his unconventional thinking and ideas, that often work when everything else fails. He had his share of combat and grew old though, even got a new knee. He saw himself in all kinds of situations and was possessed by various kinds of lifeforms. He never saw himself as a leader, not even when he was put in charge of the whole programme.

Dr. Meredith Rodney McKay, voiced by David Hewlett: Being the smartest human being of two galaxies, and knowing so, makes Doctor McKay mighty full of himself, but not really happy. Letting everyone around him know how smart he is, is one of his most favourite thing to do, right after Not-dying. He was in the team that made the gate travel possible in the first place and managed to rediscover a whole forgotten culture and its technology. He is always scared of something though, mostly of death, and most of the time he’s actually quite close to it, but manages to cheat it every time. Everyone of his team knows that he works best under pressure, what makes them carry around lemons, which he is allergic to. If it addresses technology or physics, he is the man to ask, fighting or literally anything else though, not so much. The anxious young man is always good for a surprise, but is also very likely to be the first one to surrender.

“Ah, alright”, Hati nodded, “I see. They’re a band of soldiers. And they are all serving the Overlord of the Stargate.”

“Uhm”, Rook shrugged, “Aye, something like that, I guess.”

“So, now we’re through? Was that everyone?”

“Aye, we can start the story now.”

“Alright! Onward to the beginning!”