End of an old imagination, Beginning of a new friend

"Quit being a whiney little bitch," Wilson said slapping Ender.

Waking up, Ender then belched and said, "Okay I... feel a little better now. Still in pain but a little better." He then fell back to sleep.

"We are not making him a room," Wilson said to Fluttershy as he put a blanket over Ender. "This is his beed, and that coffee table is his dresser."

"Fair enough," Fluttershy said. "How can he sleep though? It's only 7:00 PM. And if he is like you, he probable slept all day while he was working."

"I don't know... so what do you want to do?"

"Honestly... I would like to dress him up in a bikini and leave him out in the middle of Ponyville."

"What the fuck?" Wilson said in shock. "...Good idea, lets do it."

"Ugh... where am I?" Ender said as his vision was blurry. Going into focus, he noticed he was outside, and a lot of ponies were staring at him. All of them either laughed, or took pictures. Feeling completely embarrassed, the only thing Ender could think of doing at the time, was teleport. But he didn't have a horn, so people would most likely wonder why he vanished; search parties might start, or wanted signs would be put up, he was unsure. Quickly, he started to run to the Everfree Forest hoping he could teleport home from there. But most of the ponies chased him, and being in the middle of town didn't help him get there any sooner. Soon he was in a full sprint to get there as soon as he could, breathing heavily he was able to get in. He hid behind a tree and the teleported off. Ponies searched for Ender, but were unable to find him.

Breathing heavily and sweating badly, Ender layed in the middle of the living room. "Hey," Wilson said.

"Hey... all you can say is... hey!" Ender said gasping for breath.

"...Hello?" Wilson replied to wondering if that was any better.

"Why the hell was I in the middle of ponyville... wearing this shit?" Ender shouted.

"It was Fluttershy's idea," Wilson said as he pointed at Fluttershy.

"You... do you think giving me a heart attack is funny?" Ender continued to shout.

"...A little," Fluttershy said as she nervously backed away.

"You will pay for this... you stupid bitch!"

"What did you call me!" Fluttershy said enraged, giving Ender The Stare.

"Oh you fucked up," Wilson said backing away. "You might want to teleport away like... now."

"What are you talking about?" Ender said.

"No one calls me a bitch!" Fluttershy screamed as she charged to Ender. He teleported away, but not in time. As Ender teleported, Fluttershy grabbed him, so they both vanished. Ending up in the Everfree Forest, Fluttershy started punching Ender in the face. "Who is the bitch now!" She then proceeded to pick up Ender and throw his body against a three. As she started to breath heavily, she then said, "Call me a bitch again... and I'll make you sure you become mine." Fluttershy then flew off. Ender was in complete pain, unable to move, and still wearing the bakini. "Hey everyone, the guy in the bikini is over here!" Fluttershy shouted waving her hooves.

As she flew off, Ender thought to himseld, "Shit shit shit... Must have the strength.. to teleport... away." Using all of his power, me did manage to teleport, but not to his house. Ender teleported to the library. As he entered, he then blacked out instantly...

"Is he alive?"

"Yes... he is just asleep."

"Then why did he just randomly pass out as soon as he got in here?"

"I'm not sure..."

Ender was able to hear two voices talk. Everything was blurry as he opened his eyes, "What's... what's going on?" He asked.

"Good you're awake," One of the voices said. As Ender gained his vision, he noticed that it was Twilight and Spike who were talking. And yet... Ender was STILL wearing the bikini.

"Why am I tied to this wall?" Ender asked in fear.

"Well... Spike told me everything," She said as she kicked Ender in the nuts and started to smile. "And I thought that the best idea, was to get revenge."

In complete pain, Ender was able to say, "Spike... you ass..."

"Sorry but, she used magic into getting me to talk."

Ender noticed it was 1:00 PM, When Fluttershy attacked him, it was only 7:00AM, why was he passed out for so long? He tried teleporting away, but was only able to move and half of a centimeter. "You're not going anywhere," Twilight said kicking him in the nuts again. "This spell makes sure of that."

Looking at his hooves, Ender noticed a magic barrier around the rope he was tied to. "What do you want from me?"

"I told you," Twilight said kicking him in the nuts once more. "Revenge," The aftershock of the last kick mixed with the pain of this kick, left Ender to weep out a tear. "Now I'm going to keep kicking you until you accept one little thing."

"What?"

"I want you to be my maid for the rest of the day, still wearing what you are, and people are allowed to take pictures of you if they come in," Twilight said.

"Never..." Ender replied, as his voice said in certainty.

"Well thats to bad... Applejack!" She called out as an orange pony walken in from a room.

"Yes?" The pony named AJ asked.

"Go ahead..." Twilight replied. AJ then proceeded to kick Ender in his nuts as if he was a tree she would buck for apples.

About to throw-up, Ender couldn't say a word. And the aftershock was no better, it was as if his whole body was shot by lightning. A pain so intense, he wondered as if pregnancy hurt this much. With a look of death in his eyes, all he could think of was," How could this happen to me? I've only made a few mistakes, and I can't run. Is this going to go on? I just wish I could fade away into a hallucination. I'm sick of this pain, and just want to scream for help, but I can't... How could this happen to me?"

"How about now?" Twilight asked.

"F... fuck you," Ender told her. AJ then readied to make another kick, but Ender quickly shouted, "Fine! Fine! I'll do it!"

"Thanks for your help AJ," Twilight said.

"No problem," AJ replied as she left.

Ender then spent the hours dusting, cleaning, rearranging books, and much more. "Okay all of your books are now in order," Ender said exhausted.

"Good," Twilight said as she dropped all of the books on the ground. "Now do it again," She laughed as Ender sighed.

Rainbow dash went to visit Twilight, and when she saw Ender, she couldn't stop laughing. Twilight asked if RD would like to take a picture with him, she said yes. RD then left to tell more ponies about how they could have their picture taken with a Ender in a bikini. Ender could tell... this was going to be a long day...

It was now 3:30 PM, school was over, and Wilson headed home to play chess with Fluttershy. An hour of intense chess took place, when Wilson said... "So when do you think Ender is going to show up?"

"Not sure," Fluttershy replied as she moved a bishop. "Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure," Wilson said as he moved a castle.

"It's a pretty wierd question..."

"Go on."

"Well..." Fluttershy said as she moved a pawn. "Have you ever masturbated?"

Wilson just stared at Fluttershy, and she could tell that in his eyes, he was about to say, "What the fuck kind of question is that?" And he said exactly that.

"I told you it was going to be wierd."

Wilson facehoofed saying, "No... I never did. Why would you ask something like that?"

"Well it's just... I found these playcolts in your room," Fluttershy said as Wilson facehoofed again. "And I wondered... wouldn't masturbating with hooves hurt?"

"Most likely," Wilson said as he moved his queen. "But to be honest, the only reason I got those was because they were steampunk edition, and had a lot of stuff for sale in the catalog part."

"Right," Fluttershy sarcasticly said, moving a pawn.

"Remember that one-meter gear I bought, that was shipped to this house?" Wilson asked. Fluttershy nodded, "Well I got it from one of those magazines. Got a staff from another one."

"But why would you need a one-meter gear?"

"I... don't know." Wilson replied moving his castle. "Check"

"Checkmate," Fluttershy said as she moved her queen over the castle.

In complete shock, Wilson looked at the board... He screamed, "Nooooooooo!" He then moved his knight and took out Fluttershy's king, "...so much for that cheakmate."

(Play the sad violin song before reading on)

Fluttershy looked at the board, wondering how she could have missed something so obvious. As Wilson pushed the king over, time slowed down. Everything around her turned pitch black, everything, but the game, and Wilson on the other side. Fluttershy tried reaching out to stop the king from hitting the board. She was unable to... Wilson then hystarically laughed, and vanished. A tear left her eye, and the game vanished too. "How could this have happened?" Fluttershy thought to herself. "How could I have missed something, so obvious? How can I lose at chess... even to someone like Wilson... how?" Fluttershy then looked at her hooves, and notice them slowly vanishing. "Is... is this the end of me? I'm I nothing now? How could this happen to me? I've made but few mistakes in this game. His king has nowhere to run, but mine can't go on. And now I'm fading away, do I have no meaning in this place? I want to scream... but can't... How could this happen to me?"

...

(End the song before reading on)

"Ugh Fluttershy... you okay?" Wilson said as he poked her head. She didn't move, Fluttershy was like a statue. "Okay then... I'll just... watch TV insted..."

It was now 6:00 PM, Ender was exhausted and unable to move. "Come on you have to restack all of the books for the 32th time," Twilight said.

"Can't... move... need... rest," Ender was barely able to say, leaning on a wall.

"Well I think you learned your lesson," Twilight said as she removed a magical barrier from Wilson. "You're free to go."

"Can't... move..." Ender said as he fell to the floor.

"See Spike, now that is a prank," Twilight said laughing.

"This seems to be more like slavery then a prank," Spike nervously said as he poked Ender. "What should we do with him?"

"Let him rest, I'm sure he will be out of here in a few minute."

*30 minutes later*

"Twilight he is still here," Spike said as Ender continued to breathe heavily.

"I'll teleport him back to Fluttershy's house then," Twilight said as she used a spell to teleport Ender.

*One teleport later*

"Hey your back," Wilson said as he turned of the TV. "So how was your day?"

Getting up, Ender proceeded to say, "It sucked ass! First Fluttershy beats my ass, then Twilight and her friend Applejack or whatever kicked me in the nuts, then I became Twilights slave..."

"Well atleast you still have the bikini."

"This fucking bikini!" Ender shouted ripping it to pieces. "Fuck this fucking bikini! Fuck you, fuck Fluttershy and her fucking pranks, fuck all of Ponyville... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I'm hungry," Ender responded, not really giving a crap about what he just said 3 seconds ago.

"Well I did get you something special," Wilson said as he got out a cupcake.

"...Whats so great about a cupcake?" Ender said as Wilson handed him it.

"It's a Pinkie Pie cupcake."

"...Okay," Ender said as he took a bite. He went in shock, the taste, the flavor of the cupcake, it was like a orgasim in his mouth. He never tasted anything that amazing. Ender then got on his knees, raised the cupcake above his head, and sang, "And I... will always love you! Yes I... will always love you!"

"You're singing... to a cupcake..." Wilson said as he stared at Ender.

"It's... the most... amazing thing I have ever tasted," Ender said as he finished eating the cupcake. "I must... have more..." Ender said reaching for the other cupcake in Wilson's hoof.

"No."

"But..."

"No!" Wilson said slapping Ender's hoof.

"Must have!" Ender shouted as he grabbed the cupcake. He was about to take a bite, but Wilson slapped it out of Ender's hands. Time once again... slowed down, "Noooooooo!" Ender shouted as he tried to save the cupcake. Unable to save it, a tear left his face... "How could this happen to me! I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run. The night goes on, as I'm fading away..."

"Stop singing."

"Fine... so whats wrong with Fluttershy?" Ender asked as he pointed to Fluttershy who was frozen in place as if she was a statue.

"She lost a game of chess... and took it pretty badly."

"Is she okay?"

"I don't friggen know," Wilson said as he went into the kitchen.

"I have a question," Ender said as he was poking Fluttershy.

"Wha?"

"If Fluttershy is a female, and your a male..."

"If this is a question about sex, I'm going to kick your..."

"No not that. If she is a female, and your a male... then why are you the one always in the kitchen?"

Wilson left the kitchen and said, Because I'm a way better cook, pretty much the only reason."

"So when ever I want to use the phrase *get back in the kitchen* on Fluttershy... it's not really going to work out."

"Will not work at all," Wilson said holding something. "Okay you like pizza so your going to love this."

"What is it?"

"Fried... chicken..."

"Fried chicken!" Fluttershy said springing to life.

"Yes, Fried chicken."

"What makes this different then other chicken?" Ender asked.

"...It's fried."

"I'm completely against eating meat, being a vet and all," Fluttershy said. "But... fried chicken..."

"I don't get it," Ender said confused. "What is so great about fried chicken?"

"It is chicken, that's fried," Wilson replied. "Try it."

"...K" Ender said taking a bite out of a chicken leg. "I don't understand what makes it... and I just jizzed."

"Fried chicken, it's that amazing."

"No he is serious," Fluttershy said looking under the table. "There is a puddle of sperm under here."

"Clean it up," Wilson said staring at Ender. "Now."

"But I'm eating."

Wilson slapped the fried...chicken out of his hand, "Now!"

(Play the Sad Violin song AGAIN before reading on... because it makes this story just more sad and funny)

"Noooo!" Ender screamed as he tried to save the fried... chicken. He was able to save it, but it wasn't enough. The lack of fingers to grab the chicken, just had it bouce off his hoof and land in the sperm. Down on his knees, and tears in his eyes, he stared at it. So many tragedies have happened to him in the last few days... why? Why him? Why the chicken? Will he ever get a break and be happy with life? Ender always said that being mortal was more torture then being imaginary, and this just helps his point of the subject. Ender picked up the chicken leg, and closed his eyes as tears fell down his face. Slowly, he opened his mouth to take another bite...

"You're actually going to eat something covered in your own jizz?" Wilson asked. "Hold on let me get a camera," He ran to his room.

Ender took a bite, and wiped off the excess sperm from his lips, "Still good." He then ate the rest of the meat off of the bone.

Wilson ran as fast as he could back, to notice Ender getting up. "You missed it," Fluttershy said.

Wilson fell to his knees, the look of depression was in his eyes as he screamed, "Nooooo! How could this happen to me?" Slowly, the room around him, turned black. One by one, items disappeard. Fluttershy disappeared, then Ender disappeared... As Ender completely vanished, the chicken bone in his hoof fell to the ground, and landed in the sperm puddle. Tears left Wilson's face as he said to himself, "How... how could I have missed it? A once in a lifetime chance... missed... how? Why me? Is Ender right? Is being mortal actually more torture then being imaginary?"

...

(End the song before reading on)

"...Okay I'll get a paper towel and clean it up," Ender said as he walked into the kitchen.

The three were rather tired, so they all decided to go to sleep early...