End of an old imagination, Beginning of a new friend

*The sun rose on a early... I think it's Wednesday... Wednesday or Thursday... I forget...*

Ender woke up to the smell of something... "Great you're awake," Wilson said. "I made... pancakes."

"Pancakes... why?" Ender yawned.

"Because pancakes are awesome," He said as he put a plate of towering pancakes on the table. "Now eat it."

"Okay," Ender said as he got up to sit next to the table. He took a bite and then said, "It's... dry. Like really dry."

"Use syrup then," Wilson said facehoofing. "You have seen me multiple times making pancakes, how could you forget the syrup part?"

"I never really cared to be honest," Ender said pouring syrup all over his pancakes. "It's pretty good, but not fried chicken good."

"Nothing is fried chicken good," Wilson said putting two more plates of pancakes on the table. "Fluttershy!"

"Yes?" Fluttershy said in her room.

"Food!"

"Okay, give me a minute."

"What do you think she is doing," Ender said as he continued to eat the pancakes.

"I don't friggen know..." Wilson said sitting down.

"Okay I'm here," Fluttershy said as she left her room and sat at a chair.

"Are... are you wearing makeup?" Wilson ask.

"Yes I am," Fluttershy said sat down.

"When in the history of ever... have you wore makeup?"

"Well... I saved this bunny a few days ago," Fluttershy said as she sat down... for apparently the third time... don't know why. "And Angel has a crush on her, but she isn't paying any attention to him. So I thought that making myself look like a trashy whore and being all over Angel, would get her jealous."

"Makes sense," Ender said.

"...Yeah it kind of does," Wilson said. "Also Ender, I need you to get a book from the library, it's called Floors of Killing."

"Hell no!" Ender shouted. "I'm never going back to the library."

"To bad."

"Why can't you get it?"

"I'm going to be at school."

"Well why do you need it."

"Book report."

"You need it today?"

"Yes."

"But..."

"Just get the book," Wilson said facehoofing.

"Doesn't sound like something a teacher would want you to read for a book," Fluttershy said... as she sat down.

"Well she said everypony had to do a report off a book, so I thought... There is a book about a game called Killing More and that game is fun... maybe the book will be interesting."

"Didn't playing that game give you insomnia though?" Ender asked.

"No... that was Amnesia the Scary Descent."

"Amnesia is some good shit."

"Good shit that's scary."

"Can you two please not talk about... poo while we eat," Fluttershy asked... AS SHE SAT DOWN.

"Okay," Wilson said. "Anyways, I've shot, decapitated, slaughtered, burned, and exploded enough Clobs, Gorefreaks, and Screamers to have a good idea of what the book is about."

"Remember that time where you were in a server with Luna ?" Ender asked. "It was like few weeks ago... over Stream... Like three days after you returned..."

"Oh yeah... she killed the boss with nothing more then the starting gun."

"She may as well be the only badass gamer who doesn't make fun of everypony else on a mic."

"And she will be the only badass gamer who will ever give others moral support while playing." The conversation went on for about half an hour...

Wilson went to school, Fluttershy (sat down) acted like a whore so that Angel's crush will pay attention to him, and Ender went to the Pawn shop, wondering when he should get that book. "It's 11:00... get book now... or later?" Ender repeativly said to himself. "It's 11:34... get book now... or later... now it is." He closed up the store and went to the library. Once he go to the enterance, he paused, wondering how he should get the book. Just get in and get out, or ask for it... He opened the door and said, "Hello, anyone here?"

"Give me a second," A voice said as Ender walking and and shut the door behind him. "How may I... oh no it's you," The voice said, as it turned out to be Twilight.

"Hi," Ender said. "I... I need a book called..."

"No," Twilight said interupting him.

"But..."

"I don't like you," Twilight said angerly. "If anything, your an enemy to me, so why should I help you?"

"...So Wilson can do a book report for school and pass," Ender said akwardly smiling.

"Why can't he just get the book then?"

"Because he is a lazy piece of crap..."

"I hardly like Wilson, but he is more of a friend then an enemy so, what book does he need?" Twilight asked going to the bookshelf.

"Floors of Killing."

"Okay here it... Floors of Killing!" Twilight shouted as she got the book out. "What the hell kind of book report is that?"

"One where he can give the teacher a panic attack."

"Now get out so I can finished reading To Killing a Mocking Duck."

"That book sucks!" Ender shouted.

"Like you have ever read a book," Twilight said giving the book to Ender.

"I may have been a hallucination for more then ten years, but I did read books when Wilson was screwing around with Fluttershy (as she sat down). And that book is aweful."

"This book got an award."

"It's the reverse of a pedophile, two kids trying to get a grown stallion," Ender replied.

"You just don't know classic literatur," Twilight said as she walked away.

"A cat taking a nap, is a better storyline then that book," Ender said facehoofing. "If you want a good book, then read Maretro 2033."

"Never heard of it, so it must be terrible."

"Are you high?" Ender said in anger. "There was a videogame made after it, how many books go through that?"

"Excuses..."

"You're wasting your time reading crap," Ender said.

"I've read this book multiple times, and it's still amazing," Twilight said as she walked back to Ender. "I read books that are interesting, you read books about sex and gore."

"If I wanted to read a book about gore, I would just buy a copy of that book Pinkie Pie wrote when she was drunk. And if I wanted sex... I would read fanfics of My Little Human." The fight over books went on for two hours...

"Will you two stop fighting!" Spike said as he walked into the room. "Everyone knows that books of poetry are the best."

"Agreed," Ender said.

"No there not," Twilight said in disgust. "Poetry is a waste of time, that any idiot could come up with. Rhyming words as a book, what kind of crap is that?"

Ender and Spike both said at the same time, "...Are you high?"

Spike then went on to say, "Poetry is a song without music, emotion without thoughts."

"It's two words that rhyme..."

"Half the time, poetry doesn't even rhyme!" Ender shouted.

"Just get out," Twilight said as she facehoofed. "I'm not going to deal with your stupidity anymore."

"If I had fingers, I would give you the middle one," Ender said as he teleported.

"See Spike! He just randomly teleported away."

"I'm not going to deal with YOUR stupidity," Spike said as he walked out. "Thinking poetry is bad, what kind of nonsense is that?"

The day slowly passed by, and not a single pony went inside the store. "Now I know how it feels to work for the union," Ender said as he woke up. "I'm so BORED... Maybe if I make the place more reasonable to go in." Ender started ripping off the wood from the windows with a hammer. Ender then noticed the holes from the nails that kept the wood in place over the window. He proceeded to fill them up with plaster. Each plank of wood removed made more light entered the store. Once every window was cleared, Ender noticed that the walls looked pretty wrecked. Once he found some paint, he realized that it was 6:00 PM, so he rushed to close the place up, and teleport home.

"Oh hey your here," Wilson said. "I got you something your going to love."

"What?" Ender said as he sat on a couch.

"It's a," Wilson said in suspense. "...computer."

"A computer!" Ender shouted in glee. "That's the most... why?"

"Because computers are awesome, only reason." Wilson said as he got the computer out. "I made you an account for Stream, and downloaded some games on it also."

"What kind of games?" Ender asked. "And dare I know want to know the username?"

"Well I downloaded Group Fortress 2, Counter Attack Source, Jarry's Mod, and Killing More." Wilson said. "Also don't worry your user isn't aweful, it's EndOfMann."

"EndOfMann, it's okay, but why did you spend like... $50 on games for my account?"

"Well I'm sure mine will get banned some day, so i'll just use your's," Wilson said giving Ender a headset. "After we eat, let's play some Killing More."

"Oh I almost forgot," Ender said as he gave Wilson a book. "Here is the book."

"Sweet... now to wait until the last minute or just copy my report off the internet."

"Why don't you every play videogames with me?" Fluttershy asked AS SHE SAT DOWN.

"Because the last time we played one, you said it was to scary."

"That was Amnesia, and atleast I didn't wet myself unlike you."

"Okay then," Wilson said. "Get on your computer also and we will all play Killing More."

"I don't like that game though, the Screamers hurt my ears."

"Turn down the volume on your headset," Wilson said facehoofing. He then went into the kitchen, "Let me see what we should eat."

*About 25 minutes later*

"I made spaghetti because I was to lazy to think of anything else," Wilson said as he walked out with three plates. "So yeah... enjoy."

*One meal later*

"Okay everyone get on Stream, I'll tell Luna that we are playing Killing More," Wilson said. As he got on Stream, the conversation between Luna and him went like this...

Kapinder: Luna!

LunarFlare: Wha?

Kapinder: Killing More?

LunarFlare: Anyone else going to be there?

Kapinder: AngelTears (Fluttershy) and a new colt named EndOfMann.

LunarFlare: K give me about 10 min, got an A-U

Ten minutes passed, the three were in there rooms, waiting for Luna to go on the Killing More server. "What class are you two going?" Wilson asked over the mic.

"I'll go Support," Fluttershy said SITTING at her desk.

"Open map," Wilson replied.

"Oh... I'll go Demo," She said as she sat down.

"I've seen you play this so... I'll go Commander," Ender said.

"Okay I'm going Pyro then," Wilson said as Luna got it.

"What's going on?" Luna said. "Been a while sense I've seen Fluttershy on Stream."

"I was on like a month ago," Fluttershy said as she sat down. (Yes this is going to continue...)

"So who is the new colt?"

"This is Ender," Wilson said. "He is a good friend of mine, and this is his first time playing."

"Why do you always chose Mountinpath?" Luna asked over her mic.

"Because it's an open field."

"Okay then... I'll go Marked Shooter. We waiting for two more ponies, or are we going to start?"

"Let's wait," Wilson said.

A few minutes passed and two other accounts went on the server. They both went Berzerk. "Let's get started, I'm in the mood to kill some of those screaming bitches," One of them said.

"Screamers, hate them more then any other monster," Wilson said as he started the game. The server loaded for a minute, and then everyone was ready.

"How do I shoot?" Ender asked.

"Left-click to shoot, right-click to aim, press Q to heal yourself, R to reload, and the numbers to change weapons," Wilson said as the six started walking to the merchant.

"What is this guy an idiot?" The same guy asked, who was named BlueDevil.

"It's his first time ever playing a videogame," Wilson said.

"Great, I'm in a game with noobs again."

"Don't be a douche," Luna said.

"A filly playing Killing More? Hey baby, how bout you spend the night at my place?"

"How about you go suck own dick, it's a shame for it to be unpleased from any kind of action its whole life," Luna said.

"It's a shame for a vag like yours to have no more pleasure then a dildo," BlueDevil angerly said.

"Sorry," Luna said. "It's just so much fun to fuck your mom with those."

"Let's kill these mother fuckers!" Fluttershy screamed (sitting down) as the round started. "I'm going to blow the brains out of each one of these bitches."

"What the hell?" Ender said. "When has Fluttershy ever been that loud?"

"That was a girl?" BlueDevil asked. "I thought that was a psychopath."

"Yeah she gets... crazy when she plays shooters," Wilson said. "But she will be fine after the game."

"Hey Fluttershy, want to spend the night at my place?" BlueDevil asked.

"Go fuck yourself you blueball piece of shit!" Fluttershy screamed as loud as she could... as she sat down.

"...Yeah don't fuck with her while she is in game mode," Wilson went on to say as he shot a Clob.