Holy Fuck, I Pissed Off a Giant Rainbow Dash

“No way!” The words left my lips before regret could set in. “So you are into the girly stuff then!”

“You are such a dick!” Rainbow Dash leaned over the table to punch my wrist. Not slap, not a flick—she cocked back an arm, hovered over the table, and unleashed a hoof that shot into my wrist. “How could you just say that aloud?!”

“Hey! Enough, enough!” I scooted my chair back a foot to avoid her continuous punches. Her forehooves rested atop the red-clothed table. Rainbow Dash glared at me like she was debating tackling me here and now.

“Good. Now just don’t jump and everything will be fine.” Rainbow’s hoof took a step forward on the table. “Seriously, quit it! Just… look around, all right?”

Rainbow kept staring at me and glaring at me and everything that made my cold blood all the more colder. She must have thought I was trying for a rouse, but, she allowed herself to trust me for a second, glancing around the table. Her long rainbow mane flicked in the air.

“See?” I said while she was busy looking over her shoulders. “I booked this table for a reason. Unless the waiter comes by, we’re alone.” I then bounced my head left and right. “Well, okay, maybe not alone. Because we’re together. But we can be alone, just together if it helps.”

“Alright alright.” Rainbow turned back around to face me. Her scrunched up muzzle relaxing. Her rump fell back into the seat, and she crossed her hooves. “You promise to shut up, and I’ll keep my hooves to myself.”

“It’s a deal.” I pushed my chair against the table. We had long since eaten our meals, gems for me, a hay sandwich for her, and now, with only glasses on the table; we were set to get smashed. “So… dresses, huh?”

“Didn’t we agree on not talking about this?”

Rainbow was glaring at me again. She was rolling a hoof up one of her legs. She meant business. I didn’t like it when she meant business.

“Look. We don’t have to talk about it.” I even put my claws up and showed her my palms. Dropping my shoulders, I reached out for my glass of gin. “But I’m happy you told me. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, you know.”

“Well, it is.” Rainbow crossed her forelegs and slumped into her seat. “It is when you’re me.”

“C’mon, I thought we were past that!” I downed my drink and put the glass back on the table. “You’re awesome, Rainbow, and no pony will deny that. Reputation is important. I get that.” I leaned over the table, which was much easier when I’m twice the height of a pony, and put my claw on her furry wrist. “But we have a deal, don’t we?”

Rainbow Dash looked up from her chest. Her eyes were soft, expression vulnerable, and she was exposed before me. So I revealed myself as well. “I’m not just a dragon, and you’re not just a Wonderbolt. When we agreed to that, those were the terms, weren’t they?”

Rainbow sighed. “Alright, fine. You won me.”

I smiled and leaned back into my seat. I tried letting go, but her hoof followed me to the middle of the table, where we were still joined. “So… dresses then?”

Rainbow blushed. “Well, yeah. They make me feel, you know, kind of, sort of…”

I nodded and kept silent.

“...girly.”

I did my best not to laugh.

“I guess you do have a bit of a problem there.” My other claw stroked my chin. “You’ve made a case for trying to be the opposite of a mare, but at the same time, because you repress it so much…”

“Kinda close to that.” Rainbow sighed as her hoof became heavy atop my claw. “I mean, it just feels nice, you know? All dressed up and feeling pretty.” She blinked and then quickly shook her head. “Not pretty! Just…”

“Beautiful?” That caught her gaze on me again. “You hit that already without the dress, Rainbow.”

“Shut up.” Rainbow pulled back, but even still, kept her hoof on my claw. “You know we’re not dating. Ya gotta be safe with the stuff you say to a mare.”

“Maybe you’re a mare I like saying that kind of stuff too.”

“Seriously, quit it.”

“Sorry, had to try my luck.”

So the dinner went by. We banged afterward as was our deal. Rainbow wasn’t to sappy crap. At least, she wasn’t at first. When we started this deal of sex on top of friendship, we had agreed just to be ourselves. There were no expectations, and the more time we spent together, the more we opened up.

To be honest, it does feel like we’re dating. I don’t mind it. In fact, I very much like the idea of dating Rainbow, though how much she likes dating me is up for debate. She liked me. I knew she does.

All I can try is to do things that will cause her to like me more.

“So like this then?” I asked as I held the fabric tightly. “And then slice straight across?”

Rarity lifted onto her rear legs. Her chest pressed against my back as her hooves settled on my elbows. “Precisely, darling. Straight, and do not miss.”

Using the tip of my finger, I cut through the bottom of the fabric, taking the excess of the dress. Pride swelled in my chest as my mind was in the zone. Learning a skill was tough, but when I got the knack for it, I became immersed as well as obsessed.

“Good!” Rarity came off my back. She opened her mouth but stopped. A knock had come not from the door, but rather, the window above her studio.

“My,” she said, looking over her shoulder and up, “what made that sound?”

I looked with her only to find a window that saw only the darkness of the night.

“Must be the wind,” I suggested to her, which she nodded to before I glanced back at the stage we were on. We had a dress on the mannequin, and when I closed my eyes even for a blink, I could see the finished project. “Mind if we get back to this? I got enough inspiration to see me to sunrise.”

Rarity came to my side. “And just what caused all this?”

I looked down at her smiling muzzle. “What?”

“It’s not at all uncommon for you to help me with my dresses,” Rarity said. “But it is quite unusual for you to be creating one of your own intention.” She glanced at my work so far. “I admit, your skills on being my assistant are certainly showing. But this? This is a whole new level of help.”

“Boredom.”

“Pardon?”

“Boredom.” I smirked down at her. “Twilight’s got nothing for me to do back at home, so I figured, hey, I know how to stitch some stuff—might as well go all the way and learn how to make clothes and stuff.”

Celestia that was a mouthful.

And, of course, Rarity only smirked. “Okay dear, whatever you say must be true. But please, if you plan on working all night, then take all that you have learned and finish without me.”

Boom. Exactly what I wanted to hear.

“Of course.” I gestured to the distant staircase. “Go take a nap if you like. I got the next stretch covered in my mind.”

And so she left.

And so I worked on another dress.

It wasn’t easy at first.

Twilight had a lot of books on stitching and stuff in the library. The private lessons with Rarity helped as well. Weeks, almost a month passed before my project was done. Good timing too.

“Happy anniversary, Rainbow.” We were at the same restaurant and in the same seats. I went to hug her, but she went to her seat instead. “Er, is everything alright?”

“Of course it is!” Rainbow said as she settled into her seat, smiling up at me. “Just… a long flight getting here.”

“Oh, fair enough.” I fell into my seat and sighed into the air. Just last night I had finished the project, but that didn’t mean much sleep for our date. I felt bad. Rainbow had been so happy about this, something mushy and romantic, which is why I downed several energy drinks just to keep up with her.

But she seemed more tired than me.

We sat in silence for a moment. I was without words. Rainbow Dash sat on the other seat, tall and on her rump, mane clean and down her shoulders. Celestia was she perfect! So small and yet so much in one package. Even tired she could always light my heart.

“Guess we should have a toast?”

“Oh yeah,” Rainbow said, nodding. “Big time.”

I went to turn but stop. Instead of flagging down a waiter, I was looking at two glasses of gin and such already on the table. I blinked.

“Oh.” I looked up at her. “Looks like you already beat me to the drinks.” I chuckled and went to pick one up. “Should we toast then?”

“Wait just a sec.” Rainbow's voice was direct but soft, and her gaze lingered down between her hooves. “There’s something I wanna get off my chest first.”

“Uh, sure?” I put my arms on the table and leaned forward. “Is everything okay?”

“Guess we’ll find out.” Rainbow lifted her rose-colored eyes and gazed at me. “Just, promise to be quiet until I’m finished, okay?”

I nodded. “Can do…”

Rainbow stared at me for a few moments longer. She looked conflicted, and her chest heaved harder than usual. I didn’t rush her. I breathed just as heavily and waited for something either great or horrible to happen.

“So you and I have been together for a really long time.” Rainbow let her shoulders drop, glancing to her right “I mean, a year is totally a long time to me, but it may not be so long to ponies who are not me. And uh, I’ve enjoyed the time we spent together.”

“And so have I,” I said with an edge of concern in my voice.

Rainbow smiled back at me again. She sat a tad taller in her seat. “And we know a lot about each other now too! You know that I sometimes like to be seen as, well, a girl, and I know that you’d want to be be crushed by a giant me!"

And now it was my turn to almost punch her. “Rainbow! Voice!”

“Easy! Just a little revenge, okay?” Rainbow giggled. “Just, we know tons about each other, and we both seem to like each other, and I was just wondering if, you know, maybe we should start doing more with each other.” She lowered her muzzle. “If that’s cool with you.”

I gulped. I wanted to speak, to answer her right away, to say yes and have her be mine. But I was not a true dragon. My throat clenched, my heart hurt, and I almost fainted from excitement.

“Of course that’s cool with me.” I smiled at her and spoke the best I could. “I love you, Rainbow Dash.” I blinked and cough and at once covered my mouth. “I mean I really like you!”

And at the second Rainbow looked truly startled. The way her eyes went wide and her lips curved made me think that she was expecting a different answer, but that didn’t make sense. True. She was a tad more insecure than she let on, but I gave many hints on how much I was opened to there being a her and I.

So what was she so surprised by?

“Uh, is it, um.” I racked my brain for words while fighting the urge to slap myself. “Can I kiss you now? Like my marefriend.”

Rainbow blinked. “Duh! Go right for it dude.”

I leaned forward.

“Just after we’ve had a toast.” Rainbow’s wind unfurled and wrapped around her glass, lifting it to her lips. “We gotta toast to something!”

I chuckled. “You got me there.”

So we lifted our drink and clinked them together. We said our words, made our vows, and pressing our glasses to our lips, drank the fluids that would fuel our sex later tonight.

Only… something was off about my drink. I wasn’t sure, but the taste was different from the gin. Oh heck. Who cared! I was about to get with the Rainbow Dash. Not just sex which was great. But she liked me back! She liked me as a dragon and a boy!

And she was going to lose her tail when she saw what I had waiting for her back in my room.

“So now—” I put the glass back on the table “—how about that kiss…”

I stopped when my vision started to do spins. The ceiling became the floor, and the floor became the ceiling. I blinked and blinked and wanted to vomit at the turns happening in my stomach.

“I’m game.” Rainbow put her hooves on the table and leaned up and over it. “Pucker up, loverboy.”

“On second thought.” I jumped from my seat and rushed toward the nearest bathroom. “Gotta use the restroom. Don’t leave! Keep those lips waiting until I get back!”

I shouted all that while running through other tables. Idiot! Dumb idiot! Screw it. I just kept running until I reached a wall and a door and stood before a sink. I didn’t hear the door close behind me. I tried throwing up the gin. The sink was getting taller.

“What the…” The whiteness of the sink became just a blur as my claws slipped from its side. I tried reaching up and found that I could touch nothing. “Something… engh… wrong…”

The click of a door came behind me.

I turned. “Help! I can’t…”

I saw in the distant Rainbow Dash. She was across the bathroom, and when the door had closed behind her, she flicked her tail against the lock. We were alone in this room, and something was wrong with me.

“R-Rainbow?” I stepped toward her. I slipped and fell and was laying on my side. The world blurred away, and the distant steps of my marefriend were enough to rock the whole room. “W-What did… hnngh…”

“Enjoy your drink, stud?” Rainbow Dash hooves stopped just before my body, and due to my failing vision, they looked huge! Looking up, she towered over me, and even though her face was blurry, her grin clear. “I put in a little extra something just for you!”

Everything was fading.

“You… bitch...”

Nothing.

~ Rainbow Dash ~

Ha!

What were ya expecting? Cheat on the GREAT, THE AWESOME, RAINBOW DASH and get away with it? Yeah right! The shrinking sucker laid at my hooves. The potion must have knocked him out. Dunno how it worked, but he was getting smaller, so it was working.

I looked around the room for a second. It looked like more bathrooms. I mean, not the ladies room. We don’t usually have urinals and other male crap. But we were alone. The door was locked. No way in and no way out.

I went back to looking down at the shrinking guy. I laughed. It has been a good few years since he started to tower over me. Spike was the only guy I was cool being in the shadow of. But now? After that little stint with Rarity? I could only keep laughing as he shrank smaller than me!

Ha! Smaller and smaller. He shrunk until he was the size of a baby, then smaller than even that! After a while, I stopped laughing and started squinting. He was getting a little too small. Lifting my hoof over his body, he only covered the center of it.

Uh-oh. Did I put too much into it?

“Okay,” I muttered under my breath. “No need to kill the guy. That should about do it.”

Spike kept shrinking.

“Ruh-roh.” I lowered my hoof onto his body, and at once, a tingle ran along my spine at feeling him underneath me. Hard like a pebble, he pressed into the underside of my hoof. I bit my lower lip, putting more weight on him. “You may wanna wake up, little guy.”

No dice and no budge.

Did I just kill Twilight’s assistant?

No. That didn’t seem like the case. I felt him underneath my hoof, but he wasn’t shrinking any more into its center. I sighed at the close call, and then, lifting my hoof slightly, I almost giggled at the sight.

Tiny Spike slept on the tile floor. The square dwarfed him! He looked like he was only a few inches tall. He was curled up into a small ball, sleeping. He seemed so cute and weak, so small and tiny! I couldn’t help but bring my hoof down to his face, using its edge to stroke his face.

He smiled.

I then shook my head. The cheat didn’t deserve to be cuddled! So I raised my hoof over his tiny body and let it hover for a good little while. Spike continued to sleep, unaware of the giant hoof over his body—one step, one crunch, and he’d be asleep for good.

But I kept watching him sleep. I couldn’t stop. He looked so sweet and innocent and all I wanted to do was pull him against my chest. Gosh, that must have sounded girly. But I was so used to be girly around him! I liked being around him. And I thought that we were going to be around each other for a lot longer.

And then he found another mare on the side he’d like to be around a lot more.

Even if I picked him up now, asleep and unaware, all I would do is hold him against my chest and let him feel the heart he had broken. And that’s not how I do things. You hit me, and I hit back. We were done, that’s for sure, but not until he had his little heartbroken just as much!

So my wing unfurled at my side. Slipping my feathers underneath his body, I gently lifted him into the air. Spike was mine until I said otherwise. Just keep him tucked in my wing. Even if he screamed, his voice would be muffled.

Celestia was he tiny!

I went to furl my wing but couldn’t. I brought him in front of my muzzle. My eyes took a second to focus on his body, but when I did, I saw him lying back on a bed of my feathers. It was crazy to see just how small he was in comparison to everything else.

I’ve never thought of myself as big. I always made up for that in speed. But looking down at the tiny dragon, I saw that my wings, my tiny little wings were like a stadium to him He could go on a trek across my feathers for an hour as I watched him all from above.

My thighs rubbed against my crotch at the idea. I kept staring at him sleep on my wing. More and more the idea of having a tiny dragon was turning me on. The fact that it was Spike was, well, making my heart beat faster than usual.

Celestia, why did he have to be a cheating prick!

But he was asleep. He was still Spike. Bringing him closer to my mouth, he was smaller than my bottom lip! There was so little of him and so much of me. Bringing him to my lips, I kissed him. I didn’t want to, but my body did, and even though he was tiny, the fact that a tiny guy was against my lips had my eyes drifting shut.

It didn’t last for long. This was the guy’s bathroom, and while some guys wouldn’t mind finding a mare in here, I doubt I’d like finding a guy in here. So I pulled the little dude from my lips, smiling at the kiss.

“Maybe the wing idea is a bit much,” I murmured to myself, looking down. My mane draped down my back. “Hey! That works.”

Lifting my wing into my mane, I let my tips work Spike into my strands. I had him leveled with my ear, strands tying around his every limb, keeping him locked in my hair. Once finished, I went to the mirror to check myself out.

Oh my. I looked at my reflection and shook my head at it. Checking out my muzzle from every angle, there wasn’t a thing off about me! All I could see was Rainbow Dash grinning back. I even puffed my mane a little bit all to see nothing come from it!

It was crazy to think that I had Spike locked in my hair. I could go about my day and nopony would have a clue what was up! I was rubbing my thighs together more and more at the idea of carrying a tiny Spike around, that I was the only one that knew he was on me, that everyone else saw nothing but me.

But I was everything to him! If I set him on my back, it would take him forever for him to get to my rump! Giggling, I walked out of the bathroom, unseen as I did so, and went to go back to my table, where a waitress stood before.

“Oh, there you are!” the waitress said as I trotted up, though she started tilting her head. “I was worried you, and your date had left! Say, where is your dragon?”

“He ended up dashing off.”

The waitress sat down and covered her mouth. “Oh no! I’m so sorry to hear that.” She lowered her hooves to the ground. “Are you okay?”

“You kidding? I’ll be fine.” I waved a hoof. “I get another date in a flick of my mane!”

“But you had booked this date monthes in advance!” The waitress returned to her hooves, approaching me. “And if you don’t pardon my saying, but you looked very excited for this day.”

I gulped at the remark and felt a stabbing in my heart. “Yeah, I mean, I liked the dude. Liked the dude a lot.” I sighed and dipped my head, feeling a small body collide into the side of my neck. “But he had a mare on the side. Only just found out recently.”

“That jerk!” The waitress shook her head. “Well, you don’t worry about this dinner, okay? You just get home now and spend some time recovering.”

“Thanks, but I wouldn’t want ya getting in trouble for letting this slide.” I turned around. “Besides, I’ll be getting my revenge soon enough.”

There was only one thing that waitress could have said, and when she said it, I was only more excited to get home.

“You go girl.”

~ Spike ~

Ouch.

What the heck? I blinked my eyes multiple times only to see the same strange sight. I couldn’t tell where I was, or when I had passed out, or even what time it was. My stomach churned as it felt like the whole world was rocking around me.

It took a few more blinks before things started to clear up. Vines were around me. The kind you would see in a forest, but from what I could tell, I wasn’t in one. The world kept rocking, and vines were around me, and if I squinted my eyes, they each were a different color… each one the color of a rainbow.

Just what the heck was happening?

Sure enough, all the vines were rainbow color. They were thick and didn’t make for much light. There were small patches that gave way to the sun, but besides that, I had no idea where I was. Some vines were thinner than others, but that’s not the way how vines worked.

I tried moving but found that I couldn’t. Looking down at my body, my ankles and wrists were wrapped in the vines themselves, and when is struggled, I could feel them flicking against my scales. They didn’t feel like vines, they felt like… hair.

Hair. I was in hair. Rainbow hair big enough to entwine me. But how was that possible. Where in Ponyville did their exist rainbow hair big enough to capture a dragon, and how the heck did I wind up in it from a bathroom?

Wait, I passed out in that bathroom. Rainbow Dash was there, and she was taller than usual. She had drugged me. She had taken me. It all made sense besides the giant hair. What the heck did she do to me while I was asleep?

“Oh? Is someone awake?” The voice roared softly. That didn’t make a sense. “I would be pretty confused if I were you?”

“How about you start making me less confused?” I replied to the voice that came from everywhere. I struggled against the strands of hair. “Where am I?”

“You’re in my bedroom!” The world stopped rocking, and I stopped swaying. Whatever I was attached to must have stopped moving. “Been here enough times. What’s the matter? Can’t see it from deep inside my mane?”

Deep inside her mane? What the heck was Rainbow Dash talking about?

“Let me help you out, then.”

Something came from outside the wall of hair. A large blue tip came hurling toward me, soft looking with a plane of feather spreading out from it. What the heck was it? It almost seemed like a wing, but it was too big to be one, right?

Whatever it was, it was coming for me, the appendage wrapping around my body, making me feel so… tiny. Once it had me trapped in a small curl, it pulled me free from my restraints and toward the wall of hair. I closed my eyes and braced myself for impact.

Nothing could prepare me for what lay on the other side.

Giant. Huge. Walls made of clouds than spanned further than the corners of my eyes dared to dream of. As the monolithic wing took me into the air, I was forced to gaze at the expanse of its length—how it connected to a barrel, blue and thick, far more so than any building in Manehattan.

And then I saw her face. Dear Celestia did I see her face! Everything was blurry between us. Her head was everything. She blocked everything behind her. Her eyes the size of moons gazed down at me.

The only thing longer than Rainbow’s face was her mane. It spanned across her head and draped along her head, vines the size of jungles themselves hanging along her body.

Rainbow Dash was huge, or rather, I was small.

“Hey there, small fry.” Rainbow’s lips parted during the words, showing the dimness inside her maw. “Is being small everything you wanted it to be?”

I shook my head. “Rainbow Dash? What the hell did you do to me?”

“Roofied your drink, duh!” Her giant head tilted and her mane traveled up the side of her neck. “Couldn’t kick your ass if you were rocking it at full size.”

“Kick my ass?” I squinted my eyes. “What are you going on about? Why did you shrink me? How did you shrink me?” I shook my head again. “Forget all that. Make me big again.”

“Nuh-uh!” Rainbow inched toward me, the movement covering a mile, her enormous muzzle dwarfing my whole body. “You totally crushed my heart. You ain’t leaving until I’ve done the same to you!”

“When the hell did I crush your heart?!” I replied. “As far as I’m concerned, we were supposed to get together today!”

“Only you already got with somepony else!”

“There is nopony else!” Looking down at the surface of her bone, I laid my claw on it, pushing myself onto my feet. “It’s only been you and me for the past year! Who the heck would I’ve gotten with anyway!”

“You know who,” Rainbow said in a bitter voice as her head pulled away. “And now you’re going to pay the price for cheating.”

“I’m not seeing anypony else!” I cried back, stumbling as the wing began to rise. “And it’s not cheating if we weren’t even dating!”

My words went unheard. The wing rose over the giant head and began to tilt forward, causing me to see over the tip. The back of her mane loomed below. More and more, I was being tilted toward it.

“No no no!” I yelled, flailing my arms to keep straight. “You better not!”

“Just try to stop me!”

She had me. The wing tilted forward, and I stumbled. My stomach lurched as the air took me and blew past me and screeched into my ear. Even falling from a great height didn’t give me a vantage point of Rainbow Dash’s body. She was lying forward on her bed for sure. Her back stretched across an endless bed, and if I looked far enough, I could make out the waterfall of her tail blurring into the distance.

And her rump. That giant and firm and so many other wonderful adjectives ass! I’m not lying if Rainbow’s butt was half the reason why I wanted her to be mine. Even now, falling to my death, I can’t stop but check out her flanks before I checked out for good.

But now was not the time for that. Looking down at where I was to crash, the back of her mane greeted me, its silkiness reflective in the light, and I knew at once I had a plan. Coming close to her hair, I let my body fall alongside with a purple strand, risking the reach.

My claws clamped down on the strand. My body jerked as my momentum slowed. I slid down the hair like a firepony would a pole. The expanse of her neck greeted me from afar as the giant head remained still.

“Oh craaaaaaaaap!” The strand came to its tip, and my claws slipped from it. I fell again, only this time, I crashed into the slope of the neck, rolling down the soft fur and hitting the few protruding bumps that were the top of her spine. “Ennnnngnnnn…:

Shaking my head to forgo my vertigo, my eyes adjusted to the plane of blueness. Short fur tickled me and soothed my feet when I stood up. I stumbled in place. The ground moved for me.

“Made it alive to my back, did ya?” the voice boomed from behind me, and when I looked over my shoulder, I saw the distant, giant face of Rainbow Dash doing the same. She looked down at me like one would an ant at their hooves. “Never thought you’d be small enough to do that again.”

“You and me both.” I threw out my arms and took a step forward. “Now can you tell me why you’re doing all this?”

“Quit it!” My feet vibrated as the ground shook in tandem with Rainbow’s outburst. “You know why you’re here. You ain’t cheating this. You’ll play my game whether you want to you or not.”

“And talking isn’t an option?”

“Unless you want to talk from inside my mouth.”

My shoulders dropped. “Fine. What do you want?”

“Knew you’d see it my way.” Rainbow grinned. “And since you’re on my body, all of me is my way!” She giggled. “How cool is that? Everything you see is just a part of me! I’m like, a goddess or something!”

And here came the ego trip.

“So explore!”

“Explore where?”

“The only place you’re able to go.”

I gulped and looked forward. Sighing, I began forward, feeling the fur creep up between my toes. The skin behind was just as soft. I knew where I was going, and so, sometimes, I would just watch the ground below shift. I didn’t look back. She was watching. Rainbow’s giant face was staring down at me as I walked across her back, and that, in of itself, gave her everything her ego could have ever wanted.

What the fuck could have caused any of this?

It wasn’t before long that I had covered most of her back. I was now approaching dangerous area. It shouldn’t have been a surprise that the ground was becoming softer and squishier, making it harder to walk upon.

“You made it!” the voice boomed from behind my back, and at its very sound, the ground swayed to its tone. “You finally made it to my rump. Tell me, is it every bit as awesome as you were hoping it to be?”

“You kidding?” I finally glanced over my shoulder and past the blue expanse, glaring up at the hovering, monolithic face of Rainbow Dash. Her expression was confused, and her eyes glinted in the bedroom light. “The hell am I supposed to do with your ass from all the way up here?”

Rainbow tilted her head. “Good point.” She smirked. “Guess I’ll just have to knock you down a peg, hey?”

The flanks at my feet rumbled as movement stirred behind me. I looked forward again to see her tail, something so long that it stretched on for miles and blurred the closer it fell to the bed, flicking into the air.

Like a tidal wave, it took to the sky, multi-strands of colors and rainbows obscuring the lamp above—slices of light the only thing touching me. I gulped and stepped back on her right flank, the surface soft enough that my foot sunk an inch, throwing me off balance as I landed on my ass on her ass.

Then it came. Oh my did it came. The tail of Rainbow Dash, usually short and trimmed now like an ocean descending upon me. Rainbow was watching. She had to be watching. She’d get off to this, alright. A tiny drake stuck atop her huge rump, his hand up and his mouth screaming, watching, pleading for her tail not to crush him.

A tail! That thing ponies have. You’d never give them much thought. They’re just… tails. But this one? This one was no mere tail. It was more than an instrument playing to the will of Rainbow Dash—this tail was its own object, its own sentience, and now, now it was going drown me in its presence and substance.

The tail flicked down upon me, and at once, I screamed as the soft strands flicked across my hard scales. I suffered the falling of the rainbow for a few more seconds. Then my screaming stopped. I put my claw down. And then I remembered that I was a pussy.

My limbs and torso entwined in the strands of her tail, my head turned back around to stare up at Rainbow. “Ha! That was it? Your tail has nothing on—OH SHIT!”

It didn’t occur to me that she was going to flick her tail twice. At once the wave of rainbow strands launched into the air, my stomach going hollow at the sudden ascension—the ceiling, once as distant as the ground was to the moon in the sky, was hurtling toward me like I was on a makeshift rocket.

“Damn it, Rainbow Dash!” I screamed, and I screamed repeatedly and endlessly as my trajectory changed. To think that a tail was lifting me into the air and now, after reaching its apex in height, was now slamming down to the mattress below—something just as distant as the ceiling above. “No no no! Don’t do this! Don’t you—”

Words meant nothing when you were dealing with a careless giant. Everything blurred around me and the sudden and never-ending drop created a pit in my stomach, a cavity that pulled everything in my body—senses included—inside that very pit.

I hated rollercoasters—especially when they were alive.

“I hate this!” The air whipped into my ears as my restrains slipped from my wrists. My descent proved too fast and strong for the strands of hair to keep around my body. Behind me, two pillars of blue blurriness stood erect, legs like towers.

I was falling along the slope of her left thigh. Even though I was falling to my death, heart pounding and mind crazed. I couldn’t help but blink at the sight! The thick thighs of blue converged near her crotch, and without her tail to hide her goods, Rainbow perfect, tight pussy loomed above me.

The sight stole my breath. As the base of her tail was Rainbow’s pucker, its center slightly open and twitching. Below it began the long length of her dripping slit, a pussy tucked between her cheeks, its bottom agape and almost winking… almost winking at me.

I watched the ass and the pussy grew distant above, a vulva of blue fuzziness and an ass just supple enough. We’d never acquainted. I knew that. The story goes that, when you die, you see a bright white light—I guess this was my version of that.

But looking down, the mattress of the bed loomed just below. Two giant hooves impressed the sheeted, holding up the body of a goddess. In a few seconds, I would be a splat of red against the blueness of her hooves.

Then something happened. The tail which had lost me gained me again. The thickness of the bottom of her tail flung forward under me, not exactly catching me, but rather, having my body plummet through its strands, every one slowing my descent until, finally, I slid down on one that deposited me just on the white sheets.

“Holy crap…” I breathed through my panting, sitting on my ass with my hands held out before my eyes. “I’m… alive. I’m still alive!” I pumped my fists into the air. “I lived! Hahahaha! Take that!”

The ground rumbled.

“How’d you like the ride, twerp?” the voice boomed from above. Looking up, I saw the backside of the mare. Legs were stretching up into the sky, a waterfall of tail draped behind me, the heavy crotch of the horny girl looking at the crux between her thighs.

I gulped at just how utterly small I was, and in turn, how utterly gigantic Rainbow Dash was.

“You were whining about being unable to feel my flanks up from above.” Rainbow Dash snickered as her hind legs buckled. “So let me bring em’ down to you!”

“Rainbow Dash!” I called up as her twin cheeks fell from the sky. “You better call this shit off!”

“What’s that?” Rainbow mocked. “You’ll have to speak louder! Especially when you’re under my butt.”

“I don’t want to be under your butt!” It didn’t seem like I had a choice in the matter. Just above my head, two blue, furry cheeks were crashing down on me. Rainbow’s cutie marks of a lightning bolt were now as big as clouds themselves. “C’mon!”

The giant ass crashed down on me. The weight was tremendous at once. It pushed down onto my ass, then made me lay down on my back, the flesh flatting all around my body as well as over it. Everything became dark, or rather, a dim blue.

“How’s that feel, cheater!?” The mattress squeaked from the added weight of her rump, the sheets impressing below and around me. She wasn’t holding back: she was full on sitting down now. “I bet your side squeeze doesn’t have this much tush on her ass!”

“What the hell do you mean by side squeeze?” My words were muffled and mostly sank into her right cheek. I should have been in pain with broken bones and limbs unwilling to work, but as I struggled against the weight of her ass, I found myself shifting less and less the more comfortable I became. “What the hell?”

From the way Rainbow Dash was sitting on the bed and, well, me, there was a niche underneath her flanks. Not big—maybe an inch. But that was breathing space for me. Looking up at the globe of blue flesh and fur, I took a moment to let myself process exactly where I was.

Rainbow Dash was sitting on me with a rump that could take out an apartment building. Reaching up a claw, I copped a feel of her flank, letting the softness fill out between my fingers, feeling her weight not crush me, but rather, arouse me.

“Oh, no fucking way.” I looked down my chest and belly at my crotch where, just seconds ago, the aching there resulted in my cock coming out from its slit. It stood tall and hard, poking against the underside of Rainbow Dash’s ass. “Really dude? Ya gotta do this to me now?”

The question itself made me shake my head. I often dreamed of being either shrunk or in the company of a giant. If the context were different—Rainbow not so mad, then maybe, just maybe, I would have been in paradise by having her ass and body sitting on my inch tall form.

And, even with the ambiguity of the situation holding him back, I felt himself lose some control. Letting my body conform around the slope of her right cheek, I made my cock poke against the supple flesh, thrusting my prick into her softness. My cock would sink an inch into her cheek, being rebounded by the mass in a way that made me trust only quicker and harder.

“So you did enjoy my flanks then!” Rainbow’s voice vibrated through her body and out through her butt. “But they’re so much bigger than you now, Spike! You can’t possibly take them all, can you?”

Rainbow started to play dirty the second she swayed her hips. Her flanks were rubbed right and left against the sheets of the bed, against the scales of the dragon, smothering me with her butt, engulfing him into her cheeks.

My cock was pounded on. The infinite mass of softness smacking into the sides of my cock, letting my prick sink an inch into them, before rolling me over and having the other cheek press me down into the bed. The weight hurt and the air became thick with musk.

“Agh. C-Crap…” I rolled to the left as the cheeks clapped above, trying to avoid their grip. “This can’t be happening. Ow… if she keeps this up, there won’t be anything left of me.”

I looked forward and between her ass and the bed where, in a slim opening, two forelegs stood erect in the distance. Rainbow probably couldn’t feel me—she was getting off to the idea of me under her. I could slip out and try to make my way back to Twilight. But I couldn’t get caught. Celestia knows what Rainbow do is she caught me trying to escape.

So running through the front was too risky. Even if she couldn’t feel me, she could still see me scampering between her forehooves. I was small and hard to see, but Rainbow was prepared for that.

If I wanted to escape, it had to be where she couldn’t see me, and in that answer lay the path behind me. Rolling over so that I laid on my belly, I found myself an inch below the girl’s ass crack. In the distant opening, the dock of her tail blocked any and all light, and just before that, her mile-long pussy winked along the sheets.

I sighed as the hips continued to rub above me. Freedom was to be found after the giant mare’s pussy, and in that quest, I had to be sure not to make contact. It was big enough to swallow me whole—a journey I had no interest in partaking.

So slowly and silently I began toward and under the giant pussy.