Doctor Dick: The Hearthswarming Special

by RockstarRaccoon
The ponies of South Manehattan Hospital celebrate the office Hearthswarming party while desperately trying to save patients. | Dirty / Insane parody of medical dramas and Christmas specials

[ Cloppy Comedy in a Hospital? ]

Cockswarming Eve is Here Once Again!

The holidays are coming to South Manehattan Hospital! Which means an Office Hearhswarming Party! Which means quite a few ponies will be having drunken sex in the broom closets! Best of all (worst for the prudish Doctor Geld), Doctor Dick has found a loophole in the no-sex order placed on him in the first story, and he intends to probe the depths of it, extending the rules to every throbbing extent they can reach to.

Will they be able to save the patients?

Will they be able to find the perfect gift?

Will Doctor Dick have sex with everypony before the stroke of midnight?

Maybe, maybe not, but they're sure as tartarus gonna try.

Stay tuned for...
SHOCKINGLY REALISTIC PONY MEDICINE!
DELIGHTFUL MUSICAL NUMBERS!
HEART-WRENCHING HEARTHSWARMING DRAMA!
DICKS, DICKS, DICKS, LOLIPOPS, DICKS, and more DICKS
AND BRAIN-MELTING IDIOCY

Everypony's favorite Doctor stars in...
DOCTOR DICK: THE COCKSWARMING SPECIAL!!!


You thought it was over? You thought I was done with just one perverted comedy about a pony hospital run by idiots? You thought I was writing something that people actually wanted, like more Displaced into Nothing or student six development or even another horror story?

THINK AGAIN.

This is a fucking franchise, and I'm gonna milk this shit until I run out of ideas. Get fucked! No, literally, I want you to go get fucked, and I want you to enjoy it immensely. I love you FiMFiction! <3

Incomplete
Sex
Profanity
Random
Slice of Life
Crossover
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
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1070 words: Estimated 5 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. Opening: Cockswarming Eve is Here Once Agein 2018-12-24 10:32:00 UTC
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