"You two horndogs best keep it down up there!" Granny smith hollered up at my partner and I after thumping the ceiling with a broomstick or something.

Granny Smith, Celestia bless her, if she of all ponies can hear all this racket Applejack and I are making, that's saying something. At this point, Jackie is pounding me senseless and I don't know if i can take much more. Pegasi have hollow bones, she's gonna snap every one in my body if she keeps this up. This is weird, part of me is loving every second of it, but on the other hoof, dreading her orgasm. Now that she's smacking my head against the headboard of the bed with every stroke though, I can't just lay here and take it. I've gotta say something before I get a concussion.

"Hey! Appleja-AAH!" I yelped as my head was repeatedly smacked against the headboard, my partner seeming to be completely oblivious. "Look, gorgeous, can you jus-GAAHH! Tone it do-OW! Jesus titty fucking Christ, App-OOH!"

Who the fuck is this Jesus Character? When I start blurting out weird names like that, I'm either drunk or my head is on the receiving end of some trauma. I need to get her attention. If blood is gonna start flowing to my head from the impending swelling, it'll compromise my boner and ruin this whole thing for the both of us.

"APPLEJAAAACK!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, finally grabbing my mate's attention.

"Wha? W-what'n the hay!?"

"The fuck are you trying to do, kill me!?"

"Aw shoot, buddy, Ah'm mighty sorry 'bout that, sugarcube!"

"No biggie, I'm just glad I got your attention. Just wanted to let you know that two can play at this game!"

I quickly forgave the injuries as she's the first mare who touched me in a very long time, but now that she's stopped fucking me senseless, I'm gonna turn the tables on her. Just like she did to me earlier, I grabbed her, flared my wings out and flipped the both of us over. Instead of proceeding to plow her while she lay on her back, I rudely pulled out, grabbed her again and flipped her over, leaving her on all fours with that sweet ass of hers in the air.

Judging by the gasping and moaning as I threw her around like she did to me, she seemed to like my display of dominance. No matter how strong a mare may be, sometimes they just like a stallion to be rough with them right back. Heh, look at me, acting like I know what I'm talking about. Doesn't matter, I've got her right where I want her now and this sweet piece of ass has my name written all over it.

With my forehooves firmly gripping her divine cheeks right on her cutie mark, I positioned myself and pushed my eager cock into her pussy and began to thrust. If I'm gonna hold true to all this talking myself up like that, I better find a good rhythm, and fast. Okay, Caddy, you can do it. Not too shallow, not too quick, just some nice, deep thrusts with my pelvis smacking against her sweet ass for good measure.

"Ca-Ca-Caddy!" Applejack screamed. "Hahh fuck! Yes! Aaahhhoooohhhuuhh!!"

"Yeah, you like that?" I cooed, my newfound confidence at a level I've never reached before. "Mmm yeahh, you're taking it like a champ, sweetheart. Ooh yeahhh."

If it felt good before she started bashing my head, the bumps to the noggin were completely forgotten about. I still have a hard time believing that I, Cadillac Taille Finz, have managed to make a friend whom I can stick my cock into. I think this could be the start of something truly great, and I'm starting to like Applejack in a whole new way, more than just a business client. I think I could even stand to cuddle with her when we're done. Shit, I like this girl! Yeah!

I can feel her body twitching now, and her pussy is starting to clamp down on my throbbing dick as I continue to pump and and out of her, like a piston in an engine. Ha, together, she and I make the perfect engine and I fucking love it! I think she might be getting close, and I can feel the familiar clench in my balls that I get when I wank off, except I have a mare on the other end. Whoo, this is gonna be good!

"AAAHHHHH! CADDY! AH'M GONNA...HAAHHH FUUUCK!" Applejack screamed as she and I both neared our peaks.

"OOHH YEAH!! FUCK YEAH!!" I shouted as I too teetered on the edge.

I'm not sure if I was actually good at it, the condom Cadence gave me, or both, but I managed to show this sexy country girl a good time. She's bound to let me bang her again sometime and who knows? Maybe she'll tell her friends "boy howdy, that Caddy Finz sure can satisfy a gal!" I like the idea of other mares knowing that about me, I could get used to that. Hoo yeah, almost there. Shit, this is gonna end up being one hell of a ride. It was about to be, but not exactly in the way I would have preferred.

"YEEEEHHAAAAWWWWW!!" Applejack screamed as fluids began gushing out of both of us and she suddenly raised her back legs as if she was about to buck a tree.

She was about to buck something alright. Much to my dismay, her orgasm must have triggered some sort of reflex in her lower body as before I could bask in the afterglow, she yanked my dick right out of her and sent her back hooves into my gut. That was just the end of my daydream and the beginning of a nightmare. Instead of just sending me to the floor into a twitching heap, I went flying back until I hit the wall of Applejack's bedroom. Everything after that seemed to happen in slow motion.

"OOOWAAAAAHHHHH!" I screamed as I continued to sail through the air.

The wall didn't stop me. I found myself crashing through it and as I flew backwards and whizzed right past an awestruck Applebloom as the poor little filly held a pillow over her ears as to muffle the sounds of me banging her sister in the next room over. The next wall didn't stop me either and I crashed through into an equally perplexed Big Mac's room as he sported a pair of headphones hooked to a small radio. Much like his little sister before him, he too made it apparent that he prefer not to endure the awkwardness that was the sound of me plowing Applejack.

As I sailed through the room in what seemed like slow motion, Big Mac and I made eye contact for a split second, his own eyes resembling saucers. Finally, I went flying through the last wall and found myself outside and at long last came to an abrupt stop on the front yard of the farm which I had grown acquainted to with a solid thud.

I lay on the hard ground, a broken, twitching, cum covered mess as I stared up at the bright moon above. It was quite the sight to behold as I slowly began to lose consciousness. Though I was in some of the worst pain of my life, I could rest assured that I would soon be receiving some much needed medical attention as I could hear a few concerned sets of hooves rushing towards me. Just before I finally allowed complete darkness to take over, I coughed out my own two bits as I passed out cold.

"Worth it..."

The Next Morning...

That repetitive beeping is getting annoying. How the fuck is somepony supposed to sleep with that going on? Maybe I should be getting up anyway. What time is it? Or better yet, what day is it? Ahh, why can't I move? Everything hurts. Shit, where the hell are my glasses?

I slowly opened my eyes to a dimly lit room, the ceilings and walls all white. It was a blur without my specs but looking to my left, I saw the source of the insufferable beeping in the form of a black screen atop a small cart. Ah, I must be in the hospital. To my right, I saw a clear bag of fluid hanging over my head with a clear tube leading down to an iv stuck into my right foreleg. Damn, girl, the fuck'd you do to me? Either way, I'm just glad I can remember it all, that was fun. I wonder where she is, anyway. I was about to find out.

"Miss Apple, he's awake!" A voice just outside the doorway beamed.

I could hear two sets of hooves rushing into the room, one of them unfamiliar, the other, the unmistakable thump of the powerful legs of whom's owner I had the pleasure of rutting recently. Now that these two figures were close, I could make them out as a doctor who proceeded to check my vitals and that sweet piece of flank Applejack, the latter nearly to the point of tears. I'll soon rectify that.

"Caddy!" Applejack cried out as she hugged me while I lay on that hospital bed. "Ah'm so sorry, Caddy!"

"Applejack?" I asked, confusing my new friend with the widest, goofiest smile I could ever muster.

"Uh...yeah, sugarcube?"

"Let's do that again."

Author's Note

The next few chapters may or may not end so well for my poor OC.