Life is good. I've got a successful business, a nice home, lots of frie-er...loyal, hardworking employees. So, why am I so miserable? So bitter? Why am I so damn pissed off all the time, ready to lash out at anypony at anytime? I can slap a smile on my face for my customers and my employees but I can't help but feel completely alone in a whole town full of ponies. My first mistake? Venting to a certain friend of mine who has an obsession with turning single ponies into couples. The road to Tartarus is paved with good intentions but for her sake, I hope she knows what she's getting into. Grab some popcorn, because we're about to make a couple asses out of ourselves as she tries to set me up on dates with various mares.

Rated MATURE for strong language, some violence, explicit sexual content, and drug and alcohol use.

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