Cthulhu & Chief visit Equestria

Cthulhu and Chief meet

It was a nice, bright sunny day in Equestria when all of the sudden a loud bang comes from the north. It's Master Chief riding on the back of Rainbow Dash. "Get off of me you green fuck tard!!" says Rainbow Dash. Just then Chief grabs both of her wings and rips them off creating a giant blood cloud falling from the sky. Rainbow Dash too stunned to scream falls like sack of potatoes into a lava pit. Chief jumps off just in time to save himself as Rainbow Dash is burnt to ash. Cthulhu rises out of the lava and looks at chief and says "Nice work, that bitch has been take shits in my lava pit for years." "no problem, bitch was giving my lip." says Chief. "We should team up!" Cthulhu shouts in return. "not a bad idea at all." Chief replies with a hint of happiness in his voice.