Cthulhu & Chief visit Equestria

Cthulhu and Chief meet Pinkie Pie

We see Cthulhu stroll into town with Chief on his head. It looks like Chief has a machine gun. Cthulhu and Chief turn to their right and see a tiny pink pony. "Hi my name is Pinkie Pie, but you can call me pi---" Pinkie Pie can't even finish her sentence as Cthulhu grabs her by the throat and pops her head off like a dandelion. "She was annoying as fuck!" both Chief and Cthulhu shout. Continuing into town, Cthulhu steps on Spike. "AHHH FUCK! I stepped on a pokey piece of shit!" yells Cthulhu. "You stepped on a horny ass dragon. He wasn't even that bigger than that pony." Replies Chief. "These things are a pathetic excuse for living creatures!" Replies Cthulhu.