Cthulhu & Chief visit Equestria

Cthulhu and Chief at the castle

Cthulhu stays outside the castle and knocks off all the balconies while Chief wanders inside to kill all the rest of the ponies. While venturing through he meets a new friend, Woods from Call of Duty Black Ops. "Hey, why are even here?" asks Chief. "Well assigned to come here on secret mission, you know Black Ops shit that makes no sense what so ever." Replies Woods. "Right very well, I'm here because one of those flying ponies aggravated me and I met a new friend on the way that is pretty much impossible to kill." Says Chief. "And if you don't mind me asking, who is it? and where is he or she?" Asks Woods. "Oh nobody really, just Cthulhu!" Replies the excited Chief. "No way he is such a fucking bad ass, looks like no one is going to stop us now." Replies Woods. Woods and Chief climb up the winding staircase to the top of the castle and find Celestia, who was anxiously waiting for them. "Why are doing this to our Equestria?!?!" Screams Celestia. "We're tired of all the pictures of ponies where they don't belong!" Replies Woods. "Yeah type in anything and you look hard enough you'll find a picture of one those little shits!" Shouts in Chief. "Well you’re going to have to die!" Says Celestia as she charges the two. Chief jumps out of the way and Woods jumps on the back of Celestia and pulls out his knife and stabs deep into her throat. Celestia falls over and Chief gives Woods a high five and they both walk outside as if nothing happened and as they did the castle crumbles to the ground. Cthulhu finds them and gives them a lift back to the center of town where they place C4 on all the remaining buildings and structures. As they walk into the sunset the C4 blows and three jump in the air with happiness knowing that the fun, happy go lucky internet will return and stay that way until another day when "they" return.