Cthulhu & Chief visit Equestria

Cthulhu and Chief meet the rest

Cthulhu and Chief stroll through town destroying everything in sight. Then they come across a apple orchard. "Hey Cthulhu, what’s up with all these apples? Are they the drug for these ponies?" Asks Chief. "I'm not too sure, but we should start all this shit on fire and watch it burn. Maybe it will bring more ponies over here and I can capture them and make them into glue to sell to the kiddies going back to school next year." Replies Cthulhu. "Not a bad idea Cthulhu, you should also charge about a dollar more than the average glue and call it Tru Glu with a picture of one of these fucking ponies on it." Replies Chief. Cthulhu spits fire on the all the trees causing a giant fire. Applejack, Rarity, and Big Mac run out to see what all the fuss is about. "What living hell is going on!" Shouts Rarity. "My Apple orchard!  You’re going to pay you apple molester!" Screams Applejack. "Yep." says Big Mac Casually. Chief turns his gun, aims, and fires upon the three hitting Applejack and Big mac in the legs causing them to collapse. Rarity is shot and the head with giant skull shattering, right between the eyes shot. Applejack and Big Mac cower in fear as Cthulhu and Chief walk up. "I think this is all I'll need for my glue business." says Cthulhu. "Yeah you’re probably right that red one is pretty big." Replies Chief. Meir seconds after those words both Applejack and Big Mac were made into one million glue bottles and Cthulu painted Rarities death face on each and every single one of the bottles. He even managed to sell two in the first five minutes.  Cthulu and Chief see a castle off in distance and march straight for it stomping on all the ponies and structures in the way. Chief catches a glimpse of a horse that looks cross eyed and a little bit dumb, stumbling everywhere and such and thinks to himself, no one wants to live that way and shots her in the head. insta kill. Derpy is dead along with a majority of the ponies that haven't been mentioned yet.