Subjected to an experimental serum, a sad nerd's genetic structure warps itself to the subconscious desires & fetishes of horny tiddy-obsessed bronies.

Warnings:
slow MtF TF ✜ involuntary transformation ✜ involuntary mental changes ✜ breast expansion ✜ mild anthro ✜ lactation ✜ cursing ✜ unreliable self/brony-loathing narrator ✜ general Kafkaesque horror

Skip straight to Chapter III if you wanna bypass all the pretentious exposition and get right to the TG/TF/BE stuff. Painful, Cronenberg-esque transformation into DD cup Rainbow Dash in Chapter V, E cup Pinkie Pie in Chapter VII, HH cup Rarity in Chapter IX, I cup Princess Celestia in Chapter XI, JJ cup Twilight Sparkle in Chapters XII & XIII, and M cup Fluttershy in Chapter XVI.

Originally planned as a 200+ page comic, this is a "novelization" of the original script.