Hello, world, my name is Fred; the voice you hear is in my head.
One day, I was free of my room, a welcome break from all the gloom.
And sat I down to watch T.V., when oh, what did appear to me?
Some pastel ponies frolicking, their adventures were quite a thing!
And back they sent me to my cell, condemning me to this Hell.
But I have my thoughts, my dreams; and I also have my schemes.
And as I slip off to dreamland, enticed by Sandman's sweet hand...

I never, ever felt so... naughty...

Credit for the title's image goes to Astringe