Three fucking days later, and the pancake fiasco still hasn't subsided.

Some of the kitchen staff have seen more of it in places were pancake batter shouldn't be. Like under the sinks, in the salads, and even in the oven still raw.

However the staff and guards didn't know who did it, Celestia knew who did.

She was currently bashing them on the face with the pepper Delmar conjured up.

"AH FUCK IT'S IN MY FUCKING BRAIN!" Delmar screamed as Celestia simply watched on in glee.

"DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN!? IT FEELS LIKE I'M MELTING THROUGH MY SOUL!" Luna also screamed, getting a sinister smile from Celestia.

As both Delmar and Luna rolled in their punishment, Celestia quietly spoke to herself.

"Maybe next time don't trash my kitchen, or else it's going in where my sun don't shine."

Celestia, was furious when she first laid upon Delmar and Luna trying to clean up her kitchen. In fact, they didn't clean it, they made it worse by having another fight about who made their pancakes better.

They never knew, but Celestia always made the best pancakes.

Always.

She also forced Delmar to summon more of the pepper as punishment, only reason why he complied was because seeing a fire pony with demonic fangs was the most terrifying thing Delmar has ever seen.

And Luna was also getting the punishment of lying to Delmar about her being sad. Celestia was never sad, Luna only wanted to find out why Celestia ate a lot of sugar. The whole "blank-dream-story" was simply a ruse to deceive Delmar, as Luna expertly did on her political escapades.

And so we come to now, Delmar and Luna both wanting to kill themselves and each other from the pain of the pepper that even Death would have fire shits from.

Celestia laughed at watching them squirm.

She wasn't sad, but she was angry.

Not long after their torment, Celestia locked them in a room with a very strong magical seal that even Delmar couldn't break. Mainly, because Delmar tried to use numbing magic to kill the pepper's horrible effects. It didn't work.

After a while they both healed from the torment, and both seemed equally agitated at one another.

Luna for lying about Celestia's depression, and Delmar for encouraging Luna to trash Celestia's kitchen. (Even though it was technically both Luna's and Celestia's.)

Three hours have passed and neither spoke to one another. Delmar having to waste another day from his vacation, and Luna having to waste her sleep away. The pepper still burned.

Delmar used a small amount of magic to summon a cigarette, and used his thumb as a lighter. He inhaled and blew a stream of smoke in Luna's general direction.

She angrily snapped at Delmar "I thought you agreed to not smoke!"

Delmar hissed back "And I thought the ponies were a nice race, except you lied to me you fucking bitch! I thought I believed Celestia was depressed! Why the hell would you lie to me about that!? Who the fuck does that!?"

Luna sighed heavily and annoyingly.

"Because I wanted to see why Tia ate my fucking cranberry pie! Only way to fucking break her fucking magic is to find some other fucking being stronger than her to break in!"

Delmar stared at Luna, not using the pony slang she used a few hours ago.

She seemed to notice and smiled.

"Fuck." She giggled.

Delmar had to admit, watching a pony swear like a human was adorable and hilarious.

"Fucking cunt." Delmar smiled back.

Luna laughed as she caught on quickly.

"Fucking worthless sack of shit!"

Both of them laughed as Delmar dropped his cigarette, accidentally extinguishing it with his bone feet.

Delmar was about to say 'Aw' but came up with an idea.

Another horrible, awful idea. One that would get at Luna, and one indirectly to Celestia.

"Hey Luna? Want to try something fun to pass the time?"

She stopped giggling and perked up "What kind of fun?"

"The kind of fun that will make you feel good and see some weird shit."

Luna was slightly suspicious but curious, as Delmar magically summoned two rolls of paper with what looked like green herbs in them. Almost like a Zebrican medicine ritual tool, but seemed bulkier and much longer.

Delmar popped one into his mouth as he offered the other one to Luna, who tentatively plopped it into her own mouth.

"Like dihs?" She said trying not to chew it.

"No, hold it with your lips, not your teeth." Like Delmar can say shit, he's like a skeleton.

It works on paper ok.

Luna adjusted, feeling much more comfortable with the stick in her mouth. Enough so, that she was able to speak.

"So what is this if I may ask?"

Delmar lit his, as he pressed his thumb into Luna's own stick.

"Weed, blunts of it, technical term is called marijuana." Delmar said nonchalantly. Luna may be a bitch, but at least she seemed naive enough to be convinced.

It was all going according to plan.

Luna watched Delmar inhale his, seeing the burning end decay slightly away, then him holding it in then breathing out. He then relaxed as he laid back on Celestia's bed.

"Yeah...that hit the spot. My own kind of weed Luna, makes you feel things like you wouldn't believe."

Luna mimicked Delmar's actions, getting a fizzy head and seeing some weird shapes and colors. But her whole body felt like jelly, making her fall back on the ground with a satisfied moan of relaxation.

Delmar was going to get Luna higher than the fucking sky.

Celestia managed to survive another day of Day Court, all the pointless complaints about nothing finally coming to an end. She loved her ponies, she really did, although some of them need a good wack on the head.

Supposing the two dimwits are punished enough, Celestia thought now would be a good time to see how their acti- she smelled something funny.

It made her feel funny...

It wasn't funny...

Celestia used her magic to deteriorate the magic barrier, not sensing either Luna or Delmar using magic.

She walked to her room, were she locked them in, and the scent of something burning kept getting stronger. Once she opened the door the scene before her perplexed everything she knew about her sister, and what little she knew about Delmar.

Luna, who was usually so serious about her appearance, was on the ground giggling at the ceiling which had suspended random pillows and blankets in her magic.

"T-this...this one is a little planet! And that one is a big one like POW!" Luna giggled in between her speech.

Delmar, who was also under some weird effect, was looking at his bony hands, turning them in whatever way he could.

"Like, how can something be dead but still alive? Why...why is my arm like frozen milk or something? Does it taste like milk...?" Delmar proceeded to lick his arm all over.

Celestia facehooved, she knew she would regret leaving them alone.

She noticed that the burning smell was around her feet, to which she noticed a tray of burning sticks in them.

A blue hoof grabbed her buttocks.

"H-hey! It's so soft! Like a pillow..." Luna proceeded to lay on her sisters rump. Giggling as Celestia pushed her off onto the mountain of pillows she dropped.

Celestia pinched the bridge of her nose. Wanting to rid her headache for good.

She then noticed an outstretched bony hand with one of the sticks in it.

"Try it Tia, it will make you feel like you are swimming on water..." Delmar said with a slight bewilderment, which confused Celestia.

But, she took a tentative sniff of the object. It was foul to her, the smell so repulsive it was like smelling a mass grave of Diamond Dogs.

But her head soon felt a fizz, then her muscles relaxed slightly.

It felt good.

"Well...I would like a moment away from my duties..." Delmar showed her how to smoke it, then gave the whole thing to her as he fell back to his arm licking.

Celestia, the last she remembered, was taking a long draft and giggling a lot.

Twilight Sparkle was getting worried, as the sun should have been lowered by now! It was making her frantic and constantly pulling possible happenings from her noggin.

She called the rest of the Elements for support, Starlight was also there trying to calm her down, while Spike was trying to keep up with the glass of water she was constantly downing.

After a few minutes of panicking, her senses finally caught up with her as she reasoned with herself along with Starlight.

"Ok...maybe they forgot? Yeah, plenty of ponies forget to do certain things! Like spike when he forgets to put the seat back down, or me trying to find a bookmark, or-" Twilight was cut-off by an orange hoof in her mouth.

"Twi, yer ramblin' again." Applejack said in her usual farmish accent that comforted Twilight, despite having being shushed from her.

"Right, sorry... I still need to work on that. But I just worry, last time this happened it was a disaster. I just don't want something like that to happen again."

"C'mon Twi, nothing like that will happen again! Maybe Celestia had something important to do or whatever." Rainbow Dash said with uninterested enthusiasm, really just wanting to go back to sleep.

Twilight sighed, having the thought of going there popping into her head for a moment.

"We should go check to make sure, I can teleport us there. Last time I went Luna taught me a spell that can permanently act as a teleport gate. It should be able to take us all."

They all nodded, excluding Fluttershy who was talking to a bird.

Starlight examined them all, looking to Twilight's way.

"I dunno Twilight, this is a lot of ponies to teleport, are you sure it's safe?"

"It will be fine, last time a pony was injured by a teleport gate was a thousand years ago!" Twilight smiled.

"But that kind of magic was never used in a thousand years..."

"It will be fine! I have trust in my abilities."

Twilight got set, positioning herself in the center of the big council room they were all in. The magic flowed outward, and placed itself on the ground and took shape in the manifestation of a big arch.

"Wow, it's absolutely stunning! It's so pretty!" Rarity said with awe and excitement.

"Looks like one of my big streamers I used for Spike's birthday! All glittery and sparkly!" Pinkie bounced around it as she studied the sparkly bits.

Spike shunned away from Pinkie, thinking her streamer was to girly for him.

Although, in my own personal opinion, a streamer that floated and sparkled would be badass.

Twilight finally managed to open the gate, revealing a foggy image.

"Huh?" Twilight exclaimed "What's happened to Celestia's room?"

"That's where you opened it to?" Starlight was a bit surprised, opening directly to a princess's chamber.

"This is an emergency, if the sun isn't lowered soon, it could cause some serious problems."

Twilight extended a hoof to the foggy apparition, feeling nothing of interest, she hopped through.

Followed by everybody in the room.

They all fell flat on their faces.

Teleporting seems to be moody lately...

When Twilight got her head up, she couldn't see anything, the smell was odd, and air was thick with smoke. Everybody else managed to get their heads up and see the same thing.

Twilight quickly used a simple wind spell and made all the smoke disperse.

Revealing Celestia, Luna, and a creature they have never seen before.

Rarity screamed and passed out while Applejack and Rainbow stood next to Twilight as defense, Starlight was behind her, her horn glowing. Spike was tending to Rarity, and Fluttershy was keeping Pinkie Pie from pulling out her "Super-Duper-Extreme-Chaos CannonTM."

However, Twilight noticed how...mellow they all were.

"Um...Celestia?" Twilight tentatively asked.

Currently, Celestia and Luna were on pillows, while the odd creature of bone was on the ground on its back. Celestia responded with a "Yeah sweetie?" in the softest, most mellow voice Twilight has ever heard.

"We uh...we came to see if...if you would settle the sun..."

"The sun is always settle, my dear Twily~" Celestia rolled onto her stomach like a cat.

"Isn't it weird how the sun can be so hot, but in winter it's cold? I believe it's because me and my sun works so hard, and we just need to chill~" Celestia smiled. A very high smile.

"Um...what exactly did you...do?"

The bony creature was next to speak "Purple Sparkle Butt, the Giant Pillow is high as fuck."

Twilight was taken aback at the sound of the creature, or him, and it's odd behavior.

"Oh yeah! I learned something today Twilight..." Celestia gestured Twilight to come closer.

She did.

"I learned a new few choice words, forming an expression..."

Twilight got closer.

"Fuck you Twilight~"

Author's Note

I promise, it WILL not turn into a Luna X Thing fic.

That shit hurts me. I apologize greatly for making it seem like that.

Also, I appreciate the feedback, and please spot any mistakes I may have made.