It wasn't long before the weed issue was dropped, as Delmar called it "A hell of a trip!"

Speaking of Delmar, he was punished and given a special room just for him. No like seriously, they had to build a room just for him. That's how angry and serious the Princesses were. They made a double-thick magic field, so he can't use any physical magic.

It was concrete, the walls and floor, and crudely done. The floor was rough with a texture that matched to a shaggy carpet.

They locked him in there like a dog in a kennel. It was humiliating.

Although Fluttershy stayed by his side, with Twilight's and the Princesses approval and much to the rest of the elements regrets, believing with him and her in the room alone together she would warm up to him and figure out why Delmar decided to get the Princesses high.

Boy was she wrong. Turns out Death is terrifying when he's musing. Kicking loose concrete and such as he paced around the room talking about how much he wanted to shove bananas up Luna's ass, and how much he wanted to shove Celestia's face in wasabi sauce. Fluttershy stayed as far away from him in the room as she could. Not like he noticed her anyway with her being so quiet.

Once Delmar settled down and sat on the ground in a corner, he finally noticed Fluttershy.

"The fuck do you want?"

She was taken aback, and scrunched her face trying to form an answer.

"W-w-well i j-just wanted to see what you...were..." She shrunk away behind her hair from Delmar's stare.

"I though those fucks upstairs told you what I am. I'm Death."

She just looked at Delmar blankly.

"Y'know, I kill ponies and people and sometimes eat their souls if they piss me off enough."

That did it, she finally started to cry and shake from fear.

Oh Delmar you fool.

"No! No!...No, that's not what I meant...Look don't cry just listen-"

She started to hide behind her shield of hair again.

Delmar swore to himself and sat back down.

"No Fluttershy I don't eat their souls." Well he could, he just hasn't yet.

Fluttershy seemed to settle somewhat, but still hid under her hair.

Delmar sighed in frustration "Great...just great..."

After a while, of utter and horrible silence, Fluttershy spoke.

"W-what do you like to eat?"

Delmar was confused, she was talking to him like he was an animal.

Degrading was her strong suit Delmar surmised.

"I'm Death kiddo, I don't eat. Unless I want to. So in that case, spicy and strong tasting foods."

Fluttershy seemed to become more comfortable as they talked about random subjects. Food, colors, what Delmar actually is physically, what Earth was, so-on-and-so-forth.

Fluttershy managed to lean up against his leg, without shaking, and laid her head against his bony thigh like a puppy.

It was cute, so Delmar did the natural thing and pet her.

That made her blush and giggle "I didn't know you liked me like that~"

Delmar paused, the gears in his head not really working. All he managed to get out was a "Eh?"

"Petting ponies is a way of affection, mainly between Minotaur's and ponies. But usually, that results in courting."

"Nope! nopenopenopenopenopenopenope! I will not shove anything in any pony anytime soon." Delmar laid her on the ground and started walking again.

Fluttershy lied, she didn't like to, but it was a way to get back at Delmar. She laughed.

Delmar sensed treachery.

"Oh...Oh you fucking bitch!"

Fluttershy laughed even harder, almost coughing.

"Y'know what, I'm going to entertain myself."

Delmar used summoning magic to pull out a bag of white powder, a board, and some plastic object. He dumped the powder onto the board, and separated it all into lines with the plastic card. He then proceeded to "whoop" and snort a line.

After he was done, he looked at the ceiling and screamed "Motherfucker bro! That shit makes me feel tickles!"

Fluttershy was slightly unnerved, watching Delmar's eyes start darting around all crazy. He started rambling about how ready he was then started literally bouncing off the walls.

Whatever that stuff was, Fluttershy surmised it was not safe.

However, Delmar thought otherwise, and quickly brought all the things he summoned to Fluttershy.

"Dear Fluttershy! Oh my sweet little Fluttershy!! Come dance in the meadows with me! It's so wonderful, I could almost cry!" He shoved the board and powder in Fluttershy's face.

"U-u-u-um...Delmar...what is this?" She pointed at the stuff.

"The guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!~ Called cocaine."

"C...cocaine? Is it safe?"

"For me yeah, yeah! It's totally totes man! I feel like I should take my jacket off!" Delmar took an entire layer of bone tissue off.

Fluttershy wanted to vomit.

"C'mon daaaaaaarrrling~ Take a good 'ol sniff!" Delmar handed to board to Fluttershy.

She was conflicted, to snort or not to snort, that is the question of old.

Delmar never said it was unsafe, or was safe. Fluttershy was never one to turn a friend down. Considering all the possible harms, and all the possible outcomes, she took a snort of a smaller line.

Fluttershy was fucked.

Maybe, just maybe it was a possibility to not take any more snorts of the bag of cocaine. But Fluttershy was hooked, and Delmar was just encouraging her.

It was a duo of crack-induced blabbering about random shit.

"Maybe we can make the animals wings! We can take their skin off and turn it into wings! Yeah, yeah! What do you say Delmar!?"

"Sounds good, and maybe we can give them extra legs from the dead ones!"

They both started laughing.

"We can make a Frankenstein!" Delmar laughed even harder, making Fluttershy laugh.

It was horrifying.

"Hey! Hey Delmar! HEY! Want to see a magic trick!?"

Delmar stared at her, in odd amazement.

"You know the magics of old!? Has the fucking fish been talking again!?"

Fluttershy giggled as she took her hoof and placed it...somewhere. It was gone. What the fuck.

"What the fuck!? How'd you do that!" Delmar pointed at her invisible hoof.

"It's in my pocket!"

Pocket?

"A pocket? Like as in chang-a-ling? I didn't know ponies had pockets!"

Fluttershy responded with one sentence that made Delmar puke.

"Only the mares have pockets!"

Delmar had enough, Fluttershy was on the deep end. He took his finger and shoved it up into his skull to purge his brain of unwanted cocaine.

Usually to a normal person, that never works, but Delmar is death, so fuck you this shit isn't normal.

Fluttershy giggled at the display as she took her hoof from her "pocket" and waved it in Delmar's face.

"Look looklooklooklooklook! It has been juiced! Is it cranberry! Or is it poison!?" Fluttershy stared questioningly at the hoof, now covered in "juices" as Fluttershy described.

"Ok this innuendo is bugging the hell out of me, Fluttershy c'mere."

Fluttershy hopped like Pinkie over to Delmar, who then proceeded to poke her head then she passed out.

"Fucking wack-job that was, never giving a pony cocaine again."

Fluttershy sprang back to life like a dead motor gone super mutant. Seriously watch Frankenstein.

She then started screaming in Delmar's face.

"There is no afterlife, all that horseshit was a fucking lie! There is just darkness and loneliness! You're not here! You're a simulation, we are run by the governments that protect us from total anarchy! We are doomed!"

She grabbed Delmar's face and shook it violently.

"We are nothing but fucking cogs in the governments mind control machine..." She got nose to muzzle with Delmar "...we are nothing! Just manifestations of reality that bend to the currents of time and space... we are dead."

She caressed Delmar's skull, making him very uncomfortable.

"It's ok little one, we don't need to be here anymore... we have many ways to leave the influence of reality... let's return to that darkness... together!"

Fluttershy brought a knife out of nowhere and tried to stab Delmar.

Of course that didn't works as it only went through not causing harm to Delmar anyway, he's already fucking dead.

So, he flicked Fluttershy's head as she passed out again. Delmar making sure his magic was strong enough to sedate her.

Now, he had to wait until the Princesses released him from his irksome confinement.

Six hours, and Fluttershy had to be sedated three more times. It was at this point Delmar thought he would need to break out and find the Princesses himself. But as he thought that, the magical barrier withdrew, and the doors opened.

Luna stood there, along with the rest of the Elements.

"We have come here to retrieve miss..." Luna paused as she looked at the sedated pony, the board, bag of crack, and plastic card are all scattered all over the place.

"What...what did you do?"

"I had fun that's what." Delmar responded nonchalantly.

"Why is she under the influence of numbing magic?"

"She tried to bang her head against the wall trying to get the voices out, causing her head to bleed naturally."

Fluttershy jolted up.

"I'm innocent!"

She passed out again.

All the ponies stared at Fluttershy, then at Delmar, who only said "What?"

"What did you do to Fluttershy you bastard!" Rainbow Dash flew from behind the group and proceeded to fly towards Delmar, intending on crushing him with force.

Right before impact, Delmar smacked Rainbow's face with the bag of leftover crack, causing her to fly into the wall and pass out.

Now two were under the influence of the crack lord.

Rainbow sat back up, just staring as her nose started to bleed.

She began to speak in a weird accent and a language nobody has ever heard.

"Placere Deus, et dimissis peccatis meis sicut cadere in altius damnatio." She passes out again.

"What the fuck Delmar!?" Luna was the one yelling now.

Clearly Delmar is in quite a pickle. Wonder how he will handle this.

Like Delmar of course.

He throws the bag into the air and blasts a magic missile at it, causing the crack to become a cloud. It falls on all the ponies present.

It was entertaining to Delmar, not so much for Luna.

"See you bitch!" He vanishes in a puff of smoke as all the ponies start having a crack-meltdown.

Celestia was having her favorite tea before bedtime. Old Maple Green, her most prized brew. It started out bitter, but settled into a nice, calm, sweet aftertaste. She was at peace for the moment. Day Court has ended, her mind was at peace knowing Delmar accepted his punishment.

What did keep her aware of things was the fact Fluttershy was with him. But she was a smart pony right? She wouldn't do anything that could harm herself.

Right?

Maybe it was just Celestia, maybe. She worries a lot. But she was confident in Fluttershy's abiliti-

A crash near the kitchen doors set Celestia's mind into awareness. She looked blankly at the door as it was ripped off it's hinges. Fluttershy walked through.

"Hello dear Fluttershy, why did you rip my door-"

"I'm. Hungry. Mother."

Fluttershy rushed Celestia, getting so close to her face that Celestia can make out the details of her irisi's.

"Feed. Me. Pickles."

Celestia floated a jar of pickles to Fluttershy, said pony took the jar and smashed it onto the ground, eating the pickles like an animal.

It dawned on Celestia as she looked at Fluttershy's nose.

"I'm going to kill Delmar..."

Just then, Luna floated in.

"Sister, I appear to be under the influence of some type of drug. It hurts but feels good at the same time. Maybe it's time you cleanse me, Fluttershy, and the rest of her friends?"

He got them too? Celestia wondered.

On cue, the entire gang of Elements rolled in like a giant ball. All fighting over... a stuffed onion toy.

Celestia's migraine was back, and her tea was empty.

She uttered, to herself of course, something she wanted to scream.

"Fuck you Delmar..."

Author's Note

If I can like, maybe eat jelly while under the influence of weed. Does it taste different? I never noticed, but I can tolerate it better.

I dunno, it's a thought.

Also, sorry for the late update, we had a bad storm up North. Shit got spoopy for a few hours.