
Captain Feathersword Has Eaten Too Much Christmas Food
Captain Feathersword eats too much Christmas food
The normal Christmas parties spiral into something out of control. And then get even worse.
For anybody who stumbled upon this, thanks! It means a lot to me. I get a kick out of having something like this just sitting online for someone to accidentally discover. I mean, I didn't exactly do Google SEO on it.
Nobody asked for this, but hey, hapry christmannukwanzaas, everyone.
--Betless
On hiatus while I figure out what the actual heck I'm doing with this and try to prune the last unpublished chapters down from a purple-prose laden genre twist--will be finished, don't know when



7881 words: Estimated 39 minutes to read
4 Chapters:
- Too Much Christmas Food / Too Much Foreshadowing 2018-12-08 02:41:52 UTC1699
- Times Have Changed / Judgement's Gaze 2018-12-13 01:50:15 UTC1714
- Rhapsody in Jeff / Legal According to Pinkie 2018-12-19 03:17:01 UTC2147
- What About the Fruitcake? / Overenthusiastic Photon Slider 2019-01-12 00:40:31 UTC2321