Oh, who doesn't love Twilight and her friends? I mean, nopony wants Twilight or her friends to die. Everypony wants Rainbow Dash to be one of the Wonderbolts some day. Everypony wants Spike to end up with Rarity and they want Applejack to always be the rodeo champion. They always focus on the Bearers of the Elements. Well, hello? I've only been on in- what?- two episodes? Three? Well, here's my side of the story after I got out of the moon.