"Hi Paul!" Jugs called from behind the bar. "Brought another friend tonight?" Was there a hint of disappointment there? I like to think so. Jugs and I had hooked up a second time, and by her tone she'd hoped to make it three.

Damn did she look good. "Absolutely did. You know me, a different girl every night. May I introduce Her Royal Highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle." I gestured to a now blushing Twilight.

"Well heck, It's nice to meet you, princess, but this ain't gonna do." Jugs gestured at Twilight to follow her, and to my shock both went into the back room. The words "cute", "put out", and "show off" were audible, but the rest was drowned out by the wooden paneling. Things went quiet for a bit, then Jugs walked back out with a huge grin on her face. "You owe me, Paul."

"Huh? What do—?" My voice failed me. All the universe could have evaporated around me at that moment, and I wouldn't have cared so long as I could keep watching the sight before me.

Twilight Sparkle, a full D cup, was wearing one of Jugs' spare cutoff shirts. Jugs was a feisty B cup. The shirt was white and read "under pressure", and that wasn't the half of it. I was sure I'd seen a hint of one under her blouse before, but now Twilight Sparkle wasn't wearing a bra. White shirt. Purple boobs. My erection. All of these things were now obvious.

"Told ya. Now give him a kiss and ask him," Jugs said, though my brain was barely able to process anything not immediately adjacent to Twilight's breasts.

They jiggled as she walked, for which I was so immensely thankful to gravity for, but the shirt was unrelenting in its efforts to keep her chest constrained. "Paul?"

"Huh?" Through sheer willpower I managed to drag my head and eyes up. I looked at Twilight's blushing, smiling face, and blinked. "What's breasts?"

She laughed. "Paul, would you like me to get you a beer?"

Damn it, Jugs, you created a goddess and put her before me. I pulled my jaw up from the floor, nodded, and followed Twilight with my eyes as she walked behind the bar.

"How many beers are we pouring?" Jugs looked around the bar, counted orders, and pulled four big mugs out. "Now, I'll do the first one, and then you do the rest. You want to know the best part about this?"

"W-What's that?" Twilight's stammer was too damn cute.

"No one will complain if a princess messes up their beer. Now you tip the glass on its side like this, and open the tap full."

Equestria, I had finally found myself able to admit, was paradise. Jugs showed Twilight how to pour the first, then stood behind Twilight and reached around her to help her learn.

"I did it!" Twilight reached over and set the beer down before me, then bounced in place. That was me done. I couldn't look away and barely noticed two more beers being poured before Twilight left the bar and came around to sit beside me. Out came her notebook, and her horn lit up and set a pen to quickly begin writing notes. "Did you see that? I did it! First try!"

Then I made the hardest and best decision I would all day. I picked up my beer and held it out to Twilight. "Then you get first taste."

Twilight looked a little startled, but when I refused to give up the glass to her control she worked out my plan and simply pursed her lips.

Setting the lip of the glass mug to her lips, I gently tipped it so that first froth, and then the delicious amber fluid reached her mouth. Slow and easy. A little taste and I tipped the mug back. "You like?"

She shivered in a way that reminded me what was just below her face. Hold strong, Paul, you don't want to turn into a mare while holding a mug of beer. "It's a bit thicker than cider. Fuller flavor. I like it—but I'd really like a Sunrise instead."

I knew the drink from back home, but I was curious to see if ponies had an equivalent. Sure enough, Jugs grabbed a highball and dunked ice in it, then set about pouring an off-yellow liquid and orange juice into a mixer.

Taking a pull on my beer, I could have died a happy man right then and there. "You've been to bars often enough to have a favorite drink?"

"Rainbow insists sometimes, and I—There's this mirror to another world. It's not your world, but everyone there is human and I get stuck as a woman when there. It's kinda odd, but it's like having another set of friends, you know?" Twilight's words were a minor bombshell, but it was one the beer softened for me.

I shook my head and took another pull of beer. "Not really, but hey, you drink what you like." As I finished speaking, Jugs set the highball glass down on the bar before Twilight. It had the distinctive red-orange-yellow gradient that I knew of the human-world version of it. "Can I have a taste?"

"You can have second sip." Twilight lifted the drink and took a sip from it. I watched her lips and throat work and realized it might actually be kinda against the law to drink from the same cup as a princess, but if it was, I didn't care. She held the glass up to me.

I restrained my urge to take the glass and instead pursed my lips. Sweet and sharp, the orange juice and the tequila hit me in a rush with a slight hint of the cherry floating in the glass. The glass was gone and I was left with a slight tingle on my tongue at the rich drink. "That's a good Sunrise."

"Yup!" Twilight took the drink back and sipped from it herself again. "Jugs said you had a bit of a fixation, that this shirt might do something for you."

"She wasn't joking, Twilight. I'm surprised you hadn't noticed yet. You see, I like breasts."

"He really likes breasts." Jugs had apparently finished serving everyone else. "Like, when I woke up with him still in my bed, he was just rubbing and massaging mine over and over, talking to them. Does a girl good to know she's appreciated."

"I didn't think it was true, but then I watched your eyes when I came back into the bar. Experiment time!" Twilight took a long sip of her drink—draining about half of it—and turned on the stool to face me. "Paul, I want you to look very closely at my finger."

Another pull of beer and I was ready to face Twilight. I looked at her finger intently. "Is this like hypnosis?"

"Kinda," Jugs said.

Twilight's finger dipped down, then went back up again. I didn't notice the second bit because I was staring at her chest. I couldn't hold back. There might be studs in Equestria who were akin to gods, but I was only human. One shaking hand reached out, but just before it managed to touch the straining shirt, Twilight used her magic to pull it up to her jaw.

"First base is later."

I shook my head and realized I'd been looking into her eyes. "You hypnotized me. I am now completely under your power."

"With a rack like that?" Jugs asked. "Yeah, you got him under your power, princess."

Rolling my eyes, I reached for my beer with my released hand and had another drink. Okay, one thing surprised me—Twilight's not as high-strung-crazy as I thought. Maybe Celestia had lost touch a little with her student?

"If that was all it took, he'd still be talking to Cadance even now," Twilight said. "Shining admitted what they've been doing. They could have at least asked you."

"Honestly? I was kinda getting used to them falling out of cupboards and odd noises coming from rooms nearby. Besides, one of Cadance's hugs is not something I'll soon forget." I gave a sage nod, as if the words were holy truth.

"They're okay if all you want is huge. Have you seen Pinkie's?" There were no stranger words I'd expected to come from Twilight's mouth. She could have told me that tomorrow I'd be stuck as a mare and all of Equestria would be turned into stallions, and I'd have taken it all in easier. "But seriously, you should see Sunset when she—"

"What?!" The word exploded from my mouth. "I thought you liked guys?"

"My six best friends are girls, I go to an alternate world where I hang out with seven other girls—including an alternate dimension version of me that's even dorkier—and my class from school was all girls. It had to rub off at least a little. Of course I don't mind girls, Paul."

Revelations and possibilities. But there was one thing I still wanted to know. "You're different. What happened to the girl that earlier on today could barely look at me?"

Twilight snorted in disdain. "Paul, I was embarrassed. I was so caught up in doing science that I'd neglected to do the more important thing."

My mind raced for an answer that she was trying to imply. "Bang me?"

"Maybe later. But the thing that I realized was I hadn't gotten to know you. Study is all well and good, but I'm not the princess of science, Paul—I'm the princess of friendship." She took a long sip of her drink and spread her wings, emphasizing the whole princess thing. It was just about the most cutesy thing I'd seen since getting here.

"Well, princess, let's have a few drinks and do some practical study on your favorite topic." I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, and the excellent beer of Jugs' establishment for being able to spin pony-speak into what essentially meant Let's get drunk and get down.

Twilight giggled and finished her drink, which meant I had to as well. The beer was smooth and good, and when the bottom of my glass was in sight I set it down beside Twilight's empty one.

Jugs brought us two more drinks and the very concept of money was apparently not something to consider. I could get used to being the royal—What even is my title? Who cares, free beer! I took a long sip and set my glass back down. "You kinda kept your distance from me in Ponyville, so I feel like I only know you from a few glanced here and there, and what your friends told me. What's the real Twilight like?"

"I've played this game before, Paul. In that other world, it's called the Question Game, and it normally works best with a group—or in pairs." She sipped her drink and I couldn't help but glance down and bite my lip. My earlier estimations regarding not going near her due to her craziness were definitely incorrect. "When I'm not saving Equestria with my friends, or saving that humanish world with my other friends, I like to curl up with a good book and immerse myself in it. Paul, why do you fixate on my breasts so much—Wait. I mean why do you fixate on anyone's breasts so much?"

"Good save. I'll answer both. Firstly, you're hot as heck. Secondly, at least in the world I'm from, guys tend to be hard-wired to like boobs. It's a thing we're almost all fixated on. The feel of them, the movement of them… Even the happy sounds a girl makes when you play with them works together to make them irresistible." My mind was racing for something smart to ask Twilight in return. "I don't suppose this is like Truth or Dare?"

"Not until later."

The way she spoke made a shiver of anticipation run up my spine. Who'd have thought this girl would be so good at flirting? Now I had all the best questions but none of them could be asked here. "How many guys have you been with in this other world?"

Her eyes danced and her chest bounced a little at her laughter. "Four. Would you like to go, too, one day?"

"That counts as your question," I said.

Twilight just shrugged and sipped her drink.

I took stock of things. Penis was eager, asshole too, but vagina didn't seem enthusiastic. That's a two-thirds majority. "Yeah, I'd be cool with that. Been kinda getting used to things here, though." Then it hit me—I'd be able to nestle in Twilight's chest as we both climaxed.

Even vagina was onboard now.

"You tell me it's not Truth or Dare, and then you give me a dare anyway. But that's okay. You're a princess, you get one freebie." I sipped my beer slowly and listened to the music that invariably permeated every bar and dive-joint. "What's your favorite position?"

"Here, or at the other place?"

"Why don't you tell me your favorite overall first?" I asked. "And then I'll decide if it's worth another question to find out the other place from that?"

She closed her eyes, and I watched her chest heave a few times as she took deep breaths. Bloody hell but I could watch Twilight Sparkle take deep breaths all day long and consider myself content. "I prefer it as a stallion. Things are more focused, even if the sex doesn't last as long. But I like having a mare on top of me."

It was about then I was aware how quiet the rest of the bar was. Jugs was trying her very best not to listen in, but it was obvious everyone present was focused on us. Time to be the—

Twilight Sparkle cleared her throat. "You know, with an audience this big I could read you my latest research paper. It's only fifty pages long and goes into detail about the daily life of lichen." She wore a smile that said she was both joking and deadly serious.

"You can't blame us. Gossip on a princess is juicy stuff. Don't worry though, Your Highness," Jugs said, "No one here's gonna share any of that."

A round of mumbled agreements came in on the heels of Jugs' comment. I grabbed my beer and downed it, almost half the glass, and turned to see Twilight doing the same for her sugar-filled Sunrise.

We fled the bar to the sound of Jugs grumbling at her customers and I laughed with Twilight as the good buzz of the alcohol carried us back toward the castle. As happens, the alcohol in our bellies was still having its way with our bloodstream, and by the time we got to the hallway of the royal suites, singing had become the best idea either of us could have.

"So what?! You didn't get it right the first time!" Twilight's voice was hitting the notes, but she was also extremely enthusiastic about her singing. She pointed to me to sing the next bit.

Remembering only the chorus (that we'd sung a few times already), I opted to launch into it again. "Shake your tail cause we're here to have a party tonight!" And did exactly as the song instructed—something Twilight was good at too.

Grabbing my arm, Twilight tried to haul me toward the door to her rooms. "Shake your tail! Shake your ta-aaa-aail!"

Fighting against an alicorn princess wasn't going to be easy, but the part of me that wanted more nights of free beer led me to struggle, and fall against Twilight. Of course I'd shoved a hand out to stop my fall, and of course it was clutching at one of her breasts while I kept falling fully into her.

"Frisky! C'mon inside, I'll shake your tail." The deep tone in Twilight's voice made penis and vagina start chanting the word sex over and over in my head.

"Wait." I shook my head to clear the building desire to shirk my duty. "My room, 'member? Gotta be a pony in there."

Twilight blinked at me owlishly, and as I watched her she transformed into a pony—into a stallion. Things went tight in my belly, and vagina was trying to tag penis. I shouted at them both to stop while we at least head to our—MY—rooms. "C'mon. This way."

He was bigger than I'd have expected. Twilight was almost as big as Luna was, and he kept looking at me with hunger in his eyes. Using his magic, Twilight shoved my door open and stomped inside while swinging his rear side to side.

A shiver of lust ran through me, and vagina was screaming to get a turn, but I had something else in mind. Twilight had shared his desires with me—there was no reason I shouldn't indulge them a bit. This thought caused vagina to take pause and make me assure them I'd still let him plow me by the time the night was done.

I froze when I got inside and saw Princess Celestia sitting on one of my couches with her legs crossed. Her breasts were literally to die for, but while I was here for her, it wasn't her my mind was focused on right now. "Hey."

"Not that I didn't trust you, but I wanted to make sure we'd get things right. I'll be next door with Blue Buns in about ten minutes. Don't spend too long on your foreplay, Paul." Princess Celestia uncrossed her legs—flashing me her holiest of holies (or was that holeys?)—and stood up. She got as far as right beside me before she turned and shoved her chest up and toward my face.

All my plans of playing with Twilight as a guy for a bit went out the window. Penis started getting hard and immediately tagged vagina. The change of almost-human into pony—man into mare—was like a bucket of warm water poured over my back. I dropped and fell forward onto all fours, my hands having turned to hooves just in time to catch me.

I let out a sigh and looked up at Celestia. "I was going to do it soon, but had other plans."

"Oh?" Celestia looked between me and Twilight. "Oh! Sorry, then. I hadn't fully realized. Don't let me keep you any further." She turned, and the ass on Celestia could have maybe tempted me over to the other team (ass, of course), but the memory of her breasts was still too fresh.

"Hey." Twilight's voice stole me away to him in an instant. It was deeper—masculine—but I'd learned to appreciate a warm male voice from ponies. I watched him walk from the sitting room (Luna'd told me the name of all the rooms) to the bedroom with a swaying gait.

I know my tail perked up, and I know I pranced a little, but damn I was excited. Entering the bedroom, I saw Twilight laying on the bed, on his back. A shiver ran through me—he was completely on display. I closed the door behind me and approached the bed. "I'll admit I'm not normally the one driving."

"Well, I'm a big stallion. You're not going to break me, so explore a little. Experiment." The edge he put on that last word reminded me of how much of a geek Twilight Sparkle was. A hot geek.

I buckled my foreleg so I could crawl toward him on my knees—vagina was very pleased with this because it put me closer to him. "An experiment? Okay, I can run with that."

"You need a hypothesis first." Twilight was leaning further toward nerdy now, but I could plainly see that it was working for him. He looked hard—ready.

Honesty would be important. Twilight knew all this science stuff off the top of his head, and would know if I was screwing up no matter how horny he was. "That's something I want to prove, right?" He nodded to my question. "Okay. I want to prove that I can make you squeak in just as high a voice like this as you ever have as a woman."

Twilight lifted his head a little higher to look down his body at me, and his eyes were bright. "That's… actually a good one. Though, Paul?"

"Yeah?"

"With science, it doesn't matter if your hypothesis is proven or not. So long as science is done." He had a goofy-happy grin that I was sure'd be the same as what I'd wear if a woman was going to blow me while catering to my kinks.

Well, Paul, time to prove you're the cock-hungry mare you are and see if you can make this stallion sing. Just as I neared him, the sound started. Rhythmic with a steadiness to it like the movement of a glacier, it sounded like Celestia was trying to break bed, Blue Blood, and possibly the floor with his efforts.

It wasn't just a distraction, it was the distraction to end all distractions.

"Paul?" Twilight sounded like he was confused. "What's wro—Oh."

My ears must have given me away.

"It's lucky that you're with one of the most talented spellcasters in all Equestria." Twilight had a cocky grin on his snout while his horn started to flare brightly with magic. A moment later the sound of Celestia doing the horizontal dance was simply gone. "There."

"Okay, that's pretty cool. Some kind of silence thing?" I asked. When Twilight nodded, I smiled and let the situation before me take over again. I had a hot girl-stallion, and I had a job to do. Vagina didn't need much encouraging, and asshole was curious about their involvement in the situation, while penis cheered from the sidelines.

"Experiment one," I said, and ran my tongue up the underside of his shaft from its base to the flared tip. Twilight made the sounds I'd said he would, but they were too low in pitch. I licked him again, and the smell of him started to make my head spin.

Was this a being-a-mare thing? Was I always just one night of drinking away from loving cock? I licked along Twilight's throbbing shaft a third time. Nah. This was just going with life. I like tits way too much to go on a sausage-only diet back home.

Twilight's voice had raised a little, though. "Paul! Y-You need to slow down!"

"Why?" I asked.

"I-I'll lose it. I want—" He let out a hearty moan as I licked up his shaft again.

Okay. Making someone so happy they can't talk? Kinda awesome. "Do you have a spell that can slow things down a little?"

When Twilight leaned up and forward, his eyes were a little derpy. He shook his head and blinked away his silly expression. "W-What do you mean?"

I rolled my eyes. I hadn't had too much to do with unicorns (let alone alicorns) yet. Ponyville was mostly earth pony types like me with the odd pegasus or ten. "You mean to tell me there aren't any spells at all for making the bedroom a little more exciting?"

The blush in Twilight's cheeks told me he knew there were such spells. "Y-Yeah. Kinda. They're usually used on mares…"

"The stup—Forget that. I want you to use it on you, but backwards." I thought it would take a bit more explanation, or even a few seconds for him to get the idea of what I said, but the surprised expression Twilight wore had a grin that grew wider and wider on it. "You think you can do that?"

"Please, Paul, I think this is the one situation that I know exactly what I'm doing. All I need to do is invert the—Yes, that will work. You, uh, might want to move back a little. If this hits you as well, I'll need to work for a week to get you off."

If you've never seen a unicorn curl into a tight enough ball to zap his penis with his horn before, you've never known true determination. The sight was impressive, and even after he'd unloaded his magic into his dong, I still had flashes of the scene in my memory (like after staring at a too-bright light globe).

We stared at each other—I think Twilight was as impressed at his flexibility as I was. Never let it be said sexytimes weren't the best of motivators.

Carefully, I leaned forward and down and ran my tongue along his shaft. The poor thing had started to lose some of its excitement, but my lick had him twitch and surge again. "Well?"

"More please." Twilight sounded hungry and excited. I looked up from the dong at the end of my snout to see him watching me intently. Well, I'd made this into a real experiment for him. Note to self, Twilight is damn hot when he's this excited.

Stepping things up, I licked and then nuzzled down the length of his shaft. When he squirmed under me, I repeated the action on the other side before I felt it was time to step things up. I'd been with enough stallions now that I was familiar with dongs, but not with blowjobs—at least not from this side of things. The issue in the past always had to do with a stallion's ability to hold himself back, or rather their inability to do so.

Okay, Paul, you've never really sucked dick properly before, so it's time to try to remember the lessons you've gotten from all the girls. Yeah, that's the answer, think of it as them training you.

Fuck they were good at training.

First, no teeth. Suck, don't blow. Keep my tongue moving. Hands should—no hands, scratch that. But I could be gentle with my hooves. Okay, forget lessons, let's suck Twilight Sparkle's dick!

Damn it was big. Big and hot. Literally hot, like I could—PAUL! You're stalling. I opened my mouth slowly, pressed my lips to his shaft, and angled my head forward until my brow was pressed to his belly. The taste was like it had been when I licked him, but about ten times more intense than it had been.

The smell and taste together made me feel a little light headed. I nuzzled down a little and opened my mouth wider.

"Paul! Teeth!"

Fuck. Rule #1. Paul, don't screw this up. Opening my jaw a little wider, and using my lips to squeeze down on him, I pushed down his shaft.

And he pushed into my mouth. A dick in my mouth. Well, it wasn't that bad. It was big, and was really warm, and—Rule #3. I slowly ran my tongue along the underside of him, and the smell and taste seemed to fill my head more.

"That's amazing, Paul. I can't believe nopony has ever thought of doing this before. It's like the normal pressure is soooo much slower." Twilight's hoof found the side of my head. He didn't shove or push, but he held a grip on my, and guided my head down onto him more.

It was odd and yet satisfying. As a human male, I knew the limit of my mouth in terms of how much steak I'd managed to get into it during an ill-advised (and beer-fueled) party. As a fuzzy pony guy, I hadn't been to too many of those kinds of parties, but I judged my mouth capacity a little bigger than as human. As a pony, I knew how big Twilight's shaft was, and to feel his medial ring bump my nose was a shock. He was huge and he was inside my mouth!

Rule #1 was important, but I had to keep Rule #3 in mind too.

Twilight's hoof pulled me back from his shaft, giving me a chance to realize how big really was. I looked down the length of him and smiled stupidly around the bit of him still between my lips. There was no time to think about it—Twilight did what I would do (what I had done, countless times) when a girl has her head in between my legs with my hand holding her cheek. Twilight pushed down.

This time his medial ring pushed between my lips and I got the first hint of a muskier taste. But that was lost as soon as I was used to it, and I was pulled back up, only to go down again. The secret was rule #5 (a new one)—relax my neck. Twilight was driving this show, and he was doing a damn good job of it.

Rule #1, once I was in my groove, was easier to follow. Rule #3 became natural after just a minute. Each time he pulled me up his shaft so only his flared end was in my mouth, I put Rule #2 into action and sucked on him. The little shudders he gave told me it was the right thing to do.

Rule #4 was something I was trying to get my head around to, but when you're being fed so much prime alicorn cock, it's hard to focus on his balls. I reached a hoof slowly toward one of his orbs, but just as I got close he pulled my mouth completely off his shaft.

"I'm starting to get close, Paul!" Twilight rolled over to his belly and stood up on the bed. Okay, now this was intimidating. Twilight was fully as tall as Luna was, and I knew how big he was quite intimately. "I wanna—"

I knew what he wanted. He wanted what every stallion wanted in this moment. Pushing my forelegs into the soft bed, I stood up and started to turn. "Remember, Twilight, in my—" I didn't get another word out. Twilight had jumped onto my back and shoved himself balls deep into my vagina.

What I'd been about to say slipped from my mind. I was a mare with a big stallion plowing my field. The stupidity of the metaphor jerked me back from my lust for the quarter of a second it took Twilight to adjust himself on my back and start pounding.

It was an entirely new feeling. Never before had I had somepony as powerful as Twilight Sparkle felt right then just keep going. Even Celestia with all her/his vaunted stamina, had never fucked me this hard and this long.

Vagina was ecstatic. She had been gleefully clamping down and squeezing upon Twilight's shaft with each stroke, though her efforts became less and less as the stallion on my back just drove on and on. Had it been anypony other than an alicorn, I doubt they would have made it as far as he had. Each shove just melted my mind and body a little more until my forelegs collapsed and he had to kneel on my back.

A climax struck when I least expected it. One moment I felt like a tub of cookie dough wrapped around Twilight's shaft, and the next I was a puddle of melting mare as my insides did a dance around his ever persistent shoving shaft.

My heart pounded like a drum. It seemed like it was pumping raw pleasure around my body like some kind of lust pump. If I could have scraped together enough brain-cells to think, I might have tried to adjust my stance so Twilight could get deeper.

The thing that overwhelmed every sensation was the fullness of having a penis that big inside me over and over. It was like I was one of Jugs' shirts, and Twilight was Jugs—putting me on and taking me off over and over. That's when I realized I was too drunk on pleasure to even make a metaphor.

I could say after this that Twilight Sparkle had, without a shadow of a doubt, fucked my brains out. It was all I could think of—how wrecked I was.

Then, he came.

The constant, hip-spearing thrusts of Twilight's body gave way to rushed humping motions that were more like what an excited dog might get away with. Vagina was telling me that there was far more moisture coming from Twilight, and then she told me that it was time to orgasm and pass out.

Like filling a water balloon straight from the tap, I felt the pressure of Twilight's seed build and build inside me. It was like a torrent of heat inside. Just as I was starting to ache with how full I was, my back legs finally gave out and we fell sideways to the bed.

If there was ever a chance to get away from this wildest of wild fucks, it would be now. Not that I wanted to, but even as the idea crossed what was left of my mind, two strong wings and four legs wrapped around me and pulled me close against Twilight's belly.

Vagina was content. She had a big cock she could keep hugging, and she told me under no uncertain terms that none of us were going to be moving until morning. Penis was already asleep, and asshole was sulking somewhere—but I had no idea what his problem was. In the end, with a big purple stallion pressed to my back and making it impossible to get away from him, I drifted off.

Author's Note

Paul: If you were in season, who would you have mount you? It is clear that you are becoming more open

"Not bloody Twilight Sparkle!" I shouted. "I mean, I know he was a bit excited, and I kinda was too—and not that I'm really complaining—but I asked him to keep it out of my pink!"

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