Yak Hoofteau has been observing Kirin behavior for over three days with no success. He can't discern any sort of language between these seemingly bored, mute, strange dragon-pony hybrids.

To make matters even worse, there is a Kirin that's been following him around like she was his shadow. The damn mare is constantly sticking her rear in his face as he tries to observe other Kirin and only replies to his queries with a tilt of her head... or a blank stare!

Maybe he can solve the mystery of their mute nature if he can get a throat swab, surely if he asks her for that she wouldn't misunderstand his intentions, right?

Wrong.

Now with a reading from the talented Scarlett Blade! Check it out on discord here!

CONTAINS: Blowies.

Based on the NSFW picture by Shino from (deletespace) derpibooru.org/ 1895899