You are Anon, the sole human of Equestria. You would say Ponyville, but you haven't been there in some time. However, that all changes one day, when you randomly decide to visit home. Upon your arrival, you expect fanfare and confetti, maybe a fuckin' cake or two or something! Sadly, you get nothing, you lose. Good day sir, not even so much as a welcome back.

You'd say you're hurt and that you care, but you'd much rather spend your time proving how stupid they are for not caring.

This goes about as well as you'd expect.