Assault- and Apeppa-Tron
Meet the Crew.
Previous Chapter"Well that was...strange." I remarked as we arrived at the library after meeting the party planner of the town, Pinkie Pie, who somehow gave me a perfect Spy costume, complete with fedora and watch, the weather manager, Rainbow Dash, who managed to overload and knock me out for five minutes with a lightning bolt, the designer and fashionista, Rarity, who fussed over my suit and admired the workmanship, the musical organizer, Fluttershy, who was terrified out of her mind about me until the birds started to get an interest in me, and I found I could translate bird speech, the farmer and food supplier, Applejack, that admired how I could reach the apples without flying, using magic, or climbing, and then making their way to the Golden Oak Library, where we would be staying.
"You're telling me." Twilight replied dryly, bundling herself up in her bed. Spike was still out cold due to the...umm...actually i don't know.
"Why has Spike been knocked out most of today again?" I decided to inquire. Twilight didn't even budge when she gave the answer.
"Because i overworked him almost every day and he barely gets enough rest so I'm making it back to him." She groaned.
"Ah. alright." I replied. "Well, see ya tomorrow." I laid down on the couch we got from a shop literally called Quills and Sofa's. Well, it actually goes together better than you know. Also it's very feather-efficient.
"Why did you even get that couch? We do have another bed. Also-"
"Caps."
"What?"
"Caps."
"What's that?"
"Currency of the Wastes. Nuka-Cola bottlecaps."
"Huh." As she finishes that word snoring started up. I glanced over and saw that she had fallen asleep.
"Behold. The foreshadowing of the Pinkie." I said, donning my Spy suit.
"Huhwah?" Twilight moaned as music came from nowhere.
"Pinkie. Pinkie Pie, the Ponyville party planner. Set up a party here. Everyone except for you and me got told and is here. The reason I knew about it is I could hear scuffling and could see all of the ponies in the place. And...activate operation Pinkie Party." I explained as i raised my hands in a dramatic fashion and all the hidden ponies came out, one grey pegasus mare somehow tumbling from the ceiling despite there being nothing to grab on to.
"And how about some good music?" I said, setting up audio and selecting a song. "Fillies and gentlecolts, I welcome you to the wonders, of Galway Girl." I said as the song started up. As everyone stared at me Pinkie zipped into existence right beside me.
"Hey there, PE.P.A, how are ya?" She asked in a tone alike to old friends catching up. No I will not explain any more antics. Have fun.
"Hey Pinkie, think of a new acronym?" I asked back. She merely giggled and whipped out a clipboard.
"Since PP didn't work for...obvious reasons, I've made this." She says as she takes out a life-size model of me, except Painted pink and with PN.K.Y painted on the side. "This is also an annaliser for my reality bending talents." She whispers as she pulls out a wrench and tightens a few bolts. "But that's for later." She says as she finished repairs and blinked it out of existence.
"Anyway, ain't this a party?" I asked as the shenanigans ended and the music's volume went up a notch.
"Yepperoni, it indeedy is." Pinkie says as we hit the (just blinked into existence) dance floor. "Leeeeeeeet's PARTY!!!!!"
Author's Note
Short one this time. No the shenanigans will not be explained.w
