"See Ya Later, Virgins."

Anon, tired of being a virgin in pony land, decides to get laid. It goes as well as you'd expect it to. (Semi-RGRE?)

Anon is tired of being a virgin. It causes him endless guilt and the need to get shit done. So he finally leaves his room and tries his luck at a bar. There, he meets the mare Lyra Heartstrings, recently broken up by a stallion. Can she give Anon advice on getting a mare? Will the two end up getting together?

Or will he fuck shit up like he normally does?