I’m not sure how long I was asleep, but I woke up sometime later with a female guard in my face.

“Uuuh, yes?”

“You’re Dr. Cross Beam, yes?”

“That’s right…?”

“Princess Luna has sent me to escort you to her quarters.” Her face was a soft pink from her blush.

“Oh boy….What is she planning now?” I get up and feel my pockets. My phone was gone.

“Oh, fuck me….She must’ve gotten it while I was sleeping. Guard, what time is it?”

“It’s nearly midnight.” Midnight?! I’ve been asleep all day!?

“Why did no one wake me up?”

“By order of the Princess, no one in the castle was to wake you.”

“Damn it...Well, alright. Take me to your leader.” I say, chuckling at my own joke.

She looks at me confused before leading me down the hall. I gotta teach them about Earth….Bunch of sticks….

We go through nearly a mile of passageways until we reach a large set of dark blue double doors.

“Thank you, Guard.”

“Please….Call me Dusk Fall.”

“Alright. Dusk it is.” She bows and leaves. Not bad, but I can’t really tell her anything in all that armor. I should talk to her out of it one of these days…

I approach the door and knock on if, and the door opens. When I step inside, I notice the room is extremely warm, and the floor is a bit wet.

“What the Hell? Luna? Hello?” I create a flashlight and look around the room. Something was definitely off. The walls were a soft pink color, and there were teeth everywhere…..Wait….OH FUCK!

Before I can bolt out of the room, the door shuts and the massive jaws of whatever’s mouth I’m in closes around me.

“LET ME OUT OF HERE!”

“WHY SHOULD I?” I cover my ears as Luna’s voice blasts extremely loudly from the back of the mouth.

“FUUUUCK, MY FUCKING EEEARS!!”

“Oops….Sorry….”

“WHAT?!” I shout, my ears still ringing.

“We thought you liked this sort of thing...We looked through your device and found many pictures depicting this scenario.”

“Luna, am i in your mouth!?”

“Yes, you are.”

“Wow….How did you get so big!?” I shake my head, the ringing finally stopping.

“We grew ourself with magic and replaced our room with our mouth. You should see the faces of all the ponies that are looking upon my enormity!”

“Luna, won’t you get in trouble for this?! Couldn’t you have just shrunk me down?”

Silence.

“Luna….”

“Shut up…We’ve shrunk to normal. And we shrunk you as well. Does this please you?”

“I-I guess….Wow, this is bizarre….” I sit down on her tongue and rub it gently, like I’m petting a big, wet dog.

“We can feel that. It feels...oddly pleasant…”

“Yeah...Most people that like this have an inferiority or superiority complex. I prefer to be dominated, and you clearly prefer to dominate.”

“We must do this more often. You taste quite nice. Like marshmallows on toast.”

“That’s…..an odd description….but thank you?”

“Does this please you, Cross?”

“Yeah….It’s pretty nice….Hey, wanna go mess with Celestia?”

“We would love to!”

“I have a sneaky idea…”

[Fifteen minutes later: Celestia’s Quarters- Luna’s POV]

I smile and knock on My sister’s door. A moment later, it opens.

“Luna? It’s past midnight….Why are you waking me?”

“We regret to inform you, sister, but we may have accidentally...ate Doctor Cross Beam….”

Her eyes widen, and I suppress a laugh.

“YOU WHAT?! Sister, how could this have happened?!”

“Look!” I open my mouth.

“Help meee!” Cross shouts down my throat. He’s hiding under my tongue.

“Luna, let him out!”

I can’t hold back anymore and I burst into laughter, as does Cross.

“Sister, this isn’t funny! He could be digesting in there!”

“Sister, relax! He’s just under my tongue.” I open my mouth again, and feel Cross step out from under my tongue.

“Princess.” He snickers. Celestia huffs and pulls him out with her magic.

“Hey! Sister, give him back!” I cry, trying to snatch him from her magic grasp.

“Not until you’ve learned not to toy with me. And you, young Doctor, are staying with me tonight.” She steps into her room and shuts the door.

“May she have mercy on him….” I say to no one in particular.

[Cross POV]

“L-Look, Princess. It was just a joke! It’s not that big of a deal, right? I mean, come on!”

She looks down at me, smirking.

I gulp softly. “Wh-what’re you gonna do to me?”

She lifts me up to her eye-level and drops me into her cleavage. I fall into her bra, landing in extreme warmth and softness. I cling to the top of her breast for dear life.

“Princess! Help me!”

She flicks my face, and I slip down into her canyon of cleavage, vanishing into darkness.

“Mm~ you feel so nice in there~” I land in her bra cup and try desperately to climb out, but her breast is too soft to grab.

“Oooh, keep doing that~” I blush hotly and stop, crossing my arms.

“Aaawe~ Why’d you stop?” She teases.

“CELESTIA, THIS ISN’T FUNNY!”

“Oh, isn’t it? I find it hilarious!”

“I’ll suffocate in here! Don’t leave me in this!”

“Ta ta!” She drops her shirt and I get sandwiched into her bra by her massive breast. Her nipple presses against my back.

“Uuugh….can’p...breave….” I squirm and push, but her tit is too heavy.

I yelp as she lays on her back. Oh, fuck, she’s going to sleep?!

“WUNAAA HEEEWP!!!!” I shout, my face smushed.

“She can’t hear you~ Good night~” Everything becomes pitch black, and her breathing slows. She fell asleep already?!

“Son ob a bitch….” I grunt and push against her bra as hard as I can. Nothing.

“I hope she’s a back sleeper…” I huff and sigh, defeated.

“Wait, I can teleport! Haha!” I try to activate my magic, but nothing happens.

“Wh...what’s going on? God damn it!”

I start sweating from the heat, and her breathing is rocking me around, making me nauseous. I need to escape.

I claw at her bra cup until I can grab it, and I pull myself up, moving a little. Yes!

I keep slowly climbing up her bra until I get to the top of her cleavage and pop out with a gasp, coughing and sputtering.

I climb out and take my coat and shirt off, tying them around my waist.

“That...was awful….I couldn’t...breathe…” I stand up and look around. Her bed seems to go on for miles, and her breathing is unchanged.

“Alright….Need to escape quick before she wakes up.” I climb over her shirt and slide down to her belly, then off onto the bed.

“Now, how am I gonna get down?” I walk up to the edge of the bed, and her sheet runs down nearly to the floor.

“Let’s see….I’m about an inch and a half tall…..subtract three….Okay, yeah. I can survive the fall if I slip. Mh mass isn’t enough to kill me on impact. Thank you, animal planet!” I grab the sheet and slide down towards the ground.

I land with an inaudible thud on the ground, and I sigh, dusting myself off. As I look around, I can see the door a long way away.

“Alright….Roller blades….roller blades.” I grab them out of the air as I create them and I put them on.

“I’m out of here!” I start rolling towards the door as fast as I can, the marble floor perfectly even. I get close to the door in only fifteen minutes, and I slip under it effortlessly.

When I get outside of the room, Dusk Fall was standing guard outside. I recognise her humming.

“DUSK! HEY! DOWN HERE!” I shout, waving around.

She looks around. “Hello? Is someone there?’

“DOWN HERE! LOOK DOWN!” She looks down and kneels.

“Doctor? Why are you...so small?” She asks, trying to hold back her laughter, and failing horribly.

“This isn’t funny! Help me get back to Luna!”

She picks me up and sets me on her head. Another guard approaches, a guy judging by the walk.

“Dusk, you’re relieved for the night.”

“Yes sir!” She salutes and marches off. I cling to her helmet tightly as she marches along the hallway.

“Alright, to Luna’s room.”

“I have to go to the Guard’s quarters to disarm first.”

“Ugh...fine. Just hurry please?”

She goes to the barracks and walks inside to her locker. She sets me on top of her locker and takes her armor off, revealing that she’s a stormy blue color with grey hair.

“Wow. Not what I expected to see under all that armor.”

“What were you expecting?”

“I don’t know….But damn, you’re what they call on my world ‘Fiiiiine~’”

She giggles. “I’ll take that as a compliment.” She sheds off her chestplate and gauntlets, and….Sweet Jesus, she’s stacked.

Her breasts are smaller than Luna’s, but her waist is narrower and her hips flare out into the armor. Her muscles are even more toned than Dash’s.

“God damn….”

“What was that?”

“Nothing!” I blurt out. She sheds the rest of her armor, and her hips match her chest. They flare out a little, and her butt sticks out like a small shelf, but her thighs and calves are very well toned. She fixes her bra and panties before putting on a neckless black shirt and some jeans. She fixes her short hair and smiles, helping me down. She sets me on her shoulder.

“You’re dating Luna, correct? And you have Chrysalis and Fluttershy in your harem as well?”

“Well, uh...hehe….yeah…”

“Would you be willing to try dating a guard?”

“FUCK Y- I mean, uh...sure. Why not?”

“Perfect! I’m available for the rest of the night. Let’s go out!”

“Alright...wait, I’m still tiny!” She only heard my “Alright” and stopped listening, walking out of the castle into the city.

My jaw drops at the beauty of the city at night, with every candle light reflecting off the glass panes in such a way that it feels like home.

“Oh, wow….It’s beautiful.”

“Isn’t it? This is why I joined the night guard. Well, that and I love the Princesses. Who doesn’t.” She heads down a narrow street towards an all night café, and she goes inside. It’s very quiet.

It seems very plain, with white walls and a dimly lit ceiling. Pictures of patrons line along the walls, all of which are couples. As she goes inside, a large, heavy-set stallion walks up to her with a bright smile, his salt-and-pepper moustache curved into a smile above his mouth.

“Ah, Dusk! Welcome back! The usual booth tonight?” The burgandy stallion asks.

“Yes, but I have a guest with me tonight. Autumn, this is Doctor Cross Beam.” She rolls the shoulder I’m on forwards.

The stallion leans closer, his eyes wide.

“Is he...supposed to be small?”

“Yes. He’s to remain like this until dawn two days from now. Under Luna’s orders.”

“Ah. Well, alright. Not the weirdest thing I’ve seen. Nice to meet you, Cross. I hope we can meet when you’re normal sized next time we meet.” He says. He sounds just like my dad.

“We can get to the booth alright. And I’ll have the usual tonight.” The older stallion beams and leaves to the kitchen. Dusk goes back to the end of the row of booths and sits down at the end. She sets me down on the table.

“I have to stay like this for another full day!? WHY?!”

“I don’t question the Princess’ orders, i just follow them.”

I sit on a small plate that was set on the table and I sigh.

“Well, since this is a date, tell me about yourself.”

She smiles. “Well, I’ve been a night guard for five months now. I love my job very much. I live at the castle in the barracks, and I paint in my free time.”

“You paint? That’s amazing!”

She blushes. “Not as amazing as you creating stuff from memory. I read your file.”

“I have a file?” I ask, raising an eyebrow.

“Oh yes. And it’s very top secret.” She teases.

“Well, alright then. And me creating stuff isn’t really all that cool. All I do is change atoms around me or in my body into another form.”

“Is that why you have roller skates?”

I look at my feet, and sure enough I’m still wearing them.

“Huh...Yeah, I needed to cross Princess Celestia’s bedroom fast, and I couldn’t make anything else. I have to know how something is made in order to make it.”

“Oh, I see. So, you can make anything as long as you know how?”

“That’s the gist of it.”

“And you don’t think that’s cool?”

“I mean, I guess so...It’s useful, for sure. Feel like Dora’s fuckin backpack….”

“What?”

“Nothing, nothing….So, were you born here in Canterlot?”

“No, I was born in Manehattan. I moved here last year after an Ursa Major destroyed my house.”

“Oh, jeez….sorry to hear that…”

“It was a crappy place anyway. And the guard was a lot better in the sense that I live with friends basically for free.”

“Do you have to live there?”

“Well, no. But I like to.”

“Do you have your own room at least?”

“Oh, yes. It’s my own apartment basically, but we can’t lock the front door.”

“I see…”

The stallion comes over with a plate of bread and a glass of wine for her.

“He’ll share with me, Autumn. Thank you.”

“Of course, my dear.” He leaves again.

“He seems pretty nice…”

“He’s my uncle. I come here every night after work. He keeps it open late just for me.”

“That’s awesome! My dad used to own a deli in Jersey, but it closed after he passed away…”

“Oh...sorry to hear that. My parents still live in Manehattan. What’s a deli?”

“It’s a market for buying meats, cheeses, and pastries.”

“Humans eat meat?”

“Well, sometimes. We’re omnivores. But some humans prefer to be vegetarian. And some prefer to be carnivores. It’s a choice. Me, I just ate whatever I could. And I really don’t miss meat. I had so little money in the last six years on Earth that I mostly lived off noodles and Pepsi…”

“That’s awful.”

“I know…. But, now I’m here. And I’ve been pretty happy here.”

She smiles and grabs a piece of bread, eating it. I tear off a little piece off the big loaf and munch on it.

“What’s Earth like?” She asks after swallowing.

“Well, it’s pretty close to here, but we’ve advanced in technology far beyond what you all have here. We don’t have magic, save for little party tricks that aren’t real magic. We have to have machines to fly, and to go deep under our oceans. We only have one monarch on the planet left as far as I know, and she’s not really powerful. We even have machines that can get us into space and still breathe.”

“Wow….That’s incredible! Have you been to space?”

“Well, I mean….once. I was hired by the government to join a trip to the space station to install a reflective grid on the outside. I was scared out of my wits, but it went smoothly. And God, it was beautiful…”

“What’s God?”

“Oh boy….Uuh, God is a deity believed in by most of the humans on Earth that was credited in creating the entire universe.”

“Oh, wow. What does he look like?”

“No one knows. His existence at all is still debated by science.”

“That must be difficult not knowing for sure that your God exists.”

“It can be. Me, though, I don’t really believe in God. I believe the universe was created in a single, spontaneous event billions of years ago called ‘The Big Bang’ that created everything.”

“What about here?”

“Well, here is different. I feel like you have a deity that you all know for sure exists, and your world functions much more different than Earth.”

“Wait, how so?” She asks, leaning forwards, interested.

“Well, your sun and moon are controlled by the Princesses. Mine move independently without outside influence. Your world is the center of your solar system with the sun, moon, and the rest of the planets orbit around Terra, while Earth orbits around the sun, and the moon orbits around the Earth while they all rotate on their own.”

“Woooow!”

We talk for a whole hour about Earth and Terra differences and similarities, from philosophers to the introduction of the Internet. And she clings to every word.

“So, you all have a joined knowledge, but most humans are dumb?”

“Well, not most, but yeah…”

“Here’s your food. Sorry it took so long. Got a message from your mother. She wanted to know all about your little friend here.”

“It’s alright, Autumn. Thank you.” He sets down a plate of spaghetti.

“Oooh, yes. One of my favorites.”

“Yours too?” She asks, surprised.

“Hell yeah! My grandma made some of the best spaghetti ever!”

“Give this a try.” She eats a forkful. I grab a single noodle and bite a piece off.

“This...is amazing! I can’t believe how good this is!”

She laughs and eats her fill while I just eat the one strand.

She sips at the wine while she eats, and I don’t dare touch it. Who knows how it would work if I was this small with all that booze in me….

After we finish, she helps me back on her shoulder and leads me back out to the street, waving to her uncle as she does.

“Wow, that was fun. I haven’t done something like this in a while...Thanks, Dusk.”

“Anytime. Hey, why don’t you stay in my room tonight? I doubt either of the Princesses would appreciate seeing you out and about at this size.”

“Yeah...probably not. Alright. Just, please don’t stuff me in your bra…” She blushes.

“Why would I do that?”

“Celestia did….and God, I was about to suffocate in there…”

She laughs. “Yeah, I’d imagine so. Those things are enormous!”

“Right?! Jesus Christ, it’s like fucking Death Valley in there. Three seconds and you die of heat stroke!” She laughs harder.

“Well, don’t worry about me doing that. I have a Queen bed. You can just have the other pillow.”

“Alright. Do you have work tomorrow night?”

“No, I don’t. Why?”

“I think another date is in order. What do you think?”

She giggles sweetly. “I’m sure I can fit you in my schedule.”

“Oof, was that a short pun?”

She smirks. “Maybe~”

I laugh and pinch her shoulder. “Just wait till i’m full sized! I’ll show you who’s tiny!”

We share a merry laugh back to her room, which had a full kitchen, bathroom, and master bedroom. She sets me on one of the pillows and changes out of her civilian attire into a t-shirt and panties alone.

“Comfy?” I ask, wearing just my underwear and pants.

“Yeah. Are you?”

“Oh, just perfect. I should sleep like this all the time….Screw mattresses…”

She flops into bed. “Same. Good Morning, Cross.” She smiles.

“Morning, Dusk.” I smile and doze off to sleep again.

Oh yeah. I think I’m gonna love it here...

Author's Note

I hope this was worth the wait. Finally out of my funk. Gonna update this more often, but not as frequently as before. Hope you enjoyed!