“Wait, start all over. What’s going on?”

“Okay, I think when I came here, the Holopoint mixed the genes of my dna with your pony dna. Not yours specifically, but you know what I mean, so now I think that my body will shift to adapt to this universe over the course of the next week to a month.”

“Is that bad?”

“I don’t think so….But, It’s going to hurt. A lot. What’s the average height of a stallion here?”

“About seven feet tall. Why?”

“Let’s see….judging by the average height of a man on Earth to a man here….subtract the variable….How tall is Macintosh?”

“Eight foot three.”

“Jesus….Okay, so….hmm…..Oh Christ…”

“What is it?”

“If my math is correct, I’ll be seven foot 2 after I’m done. Oh, God….That’s really going to hurt.”

“Is there anything I can do?”

“I doubt it. But thanks. I think you’ll have to X-ray me every day to measure my progress. I want to be sure that I’m not losing any organs or anything.”

“Good idea. Can you walk?”

“Yeah….Is Fluttershy okay? I ran into her pretty hard.”

“Just fine. She’s just flustered. You did kinda bury your face in her chest.” I blush hotly.

“Anyway, why do you ask?”

“Well, Pinkie threw a small get together of our friends to welcome you to our home. And I hope you like it here while you are here.”

“Alright. Well, uh...how many is there?”

“Uh….The town?”

“What?! The whole town?!”

“And the princesses….”

“WHY ARE THEY HERE?!”

“Well, I had to report to Princess Celestia about you coming and how you got here, and they were interested in meeting you, so they came.”

“Uuugh, I knew I shouldn’t have worn this turtleneck…”

“It suits you….”

I blush, and she blushes as well.

“Thanks...So, uh...I guess we have to go out there.” I stand and start making my way up. As I open the basement doof, I’m hit with a wall of applause. As I look around, I recognise a lot of the faces, but not all of them. And I see a banner that reads ‘Welcome to Equestria Sam’

“How did Pinkie know I’m from another Dimension?”

“Pinkie Sense, I guess.”

“Right.” The room suddenly falls quiet as the sound of echoing heels clicks through the room. I look over and see possibly the biggest tits I’ve ever seen. And attached to them was Princess Celestia. I stand perfectly straight and still, not sure what to do.

“So you’re the human, hmm? He’s smaller than I expected.” Yeah, coming from the nine foot tall behemoth…

“Well, I’m nine foot four, actually.” Did she just read my thoughts?!

“Yes, I did. And I still can. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Samuel.”

“Th-thanks…” Fuck, she probably hear me thinking about her chest…

Most ponies do, Sam.

You can talk in my head, too?!

I can. And until I trust you, I will be for some time.

Just stay out of my memories, okay?

I make no promises.

Sister, why do we have to wear this attire?

Luna, he can hear you.

The room had gone into an awkward silence as the Princess and I stared back at each other. Behind Celestia in her elegant yellow dress is Luna, wearing a long, blue dress with white stars. Her chest was smaller than Celestia’s by a bit, but wow. She was really bottom-heavy. To say I was instantly attracted would be all too true.

We can hear your thoughts too, human.

Oh shit, sorry!

It’s fine. We always appreciated stallions who know which of the two sisters was the more attractive.

Sister, that’s enough.

“Well, we welcome you to our Kingdom, Samuel. My little Ponies, treat him like you would treat one another. He is welcome to anywhere he likes to go.”

The town cheers. Celestia walks right up to me and leans down, her cleavage right in my face. “You will sit with my sister an I at our table.” I nod dumbly, all of my focus on her eyes to prevent from looking at her cleavage. She smirks and heads back to the table that they must’ve come from, since guards were around it. I follow them and sit. Celestia sits to my left, and Luna to my right.

They start staring at each other, furrowing their eyebrows once in a while. I awkwardly sit there, staring at my hands.

After a few minutes, they both look down at me at the same time.

“Samuel, my sister and I have a, well, an odd question.”

“Are you an ass stallion or a breast stallion.”

“E-excuse me?”

“You heard us, Samuel. Answer our question.”

“I don’t think this is appropriate….”

“It’s alright, Sam. We won’t be upset with your answer.”

“........I’m an ass man…..”

“Ha! We told you!”

“Humpf….Fine, you win sister.”

“Wait, what just happened?”

“We bet our sister that you prefer us to her, and we were correct. Now we get to stay and monitor you with Princess Twilight and Celestia stays in Canterlot.”

“Wait, what?!” Twilight exclaims from across the party.

Luna smiles. Celestia looks a little disappointed.

“Well, thank you for being honest, Sam.”

“Um...N-no problem?” Luna laughs and eats a cupcake. Pinkie suddenly appears next to me, which makes me jump.

“Hi, Sammy! Are you hungry? Do you want a cupcake?”

I shake my head. “No thank you. I can’t.” Not after that Cupcakes video Steven sent me four years ago…

“Okay! Well, if you want anything, Pinkie Pie is here for ya!” She hugs me really hard, then skips away.

“Wow. She really does smell like bubblegum…”

“What is that contraption on your back?”

“Oh, It’s the Holopoint. It’s a device designed to transfer images on a screen into real life.”

“Does it work with photographs?”

“I….Uh...I don’t know, actually. Well, after the party, I’ll have to test it.”

“What powers it?”

“Here, I’ll show you.” I take it off my back and open the battery plate. “It runs of of a nuclear battery with a fibranius plated shell. I invented this metal to be indestructible to everything but itself. The battery will take millions of years to deplete.”

“This is incredible. We would love to see it work.”

“You made this?”

“I did! My own design and all.”

“That’s quite impressive for someone of such a young age. And you have quite a long time to invent other things.”

“Um...beg your pardon?”

“Oh, we ponies live for an average of 800 to 1,000 of our years. And Luna, Twilight, Cadence. And myself are immortal.”

“Oh...wow…..That’s quite a long time… Um….how many days are in your year?”

“Around 3,000.”

“Holy shit….”

“What’s the matter?”

“In my dimension, our years are only 365 days, and we live an average of 80 to 100 years max.”

“Oh my. That isn’t long at all.”

“No, it isn’t.”

“That’s quite incredible. Do you have Princesses in your dimension? Or other monarchs?”

“Well, we have a president, who’s a sort of monarch I guess. But we do have princesses and other monarchs from other countries.”

“Which ones lower and raise the sun and moon?”

“Uh, none of them. In my world, the celestial bodies move on their own.”

They both look shocked.

“That’s very strange.”

“I guess so… to you, maybe.”

“Samuel, we have a question about you personally.”

“Uh...Okay, Princess.”

“Please. Call us Luna. Do you have a marefriend?”

“A...uh, no. I don’t. Never have.” She grins.

“Twilight tells me that you’re turning into a stallion as we speak. Is that correct?”

“Um, yes...it is.”

They smile at each other. I gulp nervously. After idle chat about their politics and customs, the party dies down, leaving only the Mane Six, and the two princess sisters. Spike had left to sleep.

“Alright, Sam. Why don’tcha fire up that doohickey of yers?” Applejack asks.

“Does, uh...anyone have a picture? Of anything. Just not of ponies. We don’t need to rip the universe apart.”

Pinkie quickly grabs a cookbook and flips to a picture of the MMMMM thing.

“Alright. Stand behind me please.” They do so. I take the Holopoint off my back and fire it up. I fire at the picture and it starts to vanish off the page. They all collectively ‘oooh’ as the blue beam starts printing it. After about a minute, there was a five foot tall MMMMM in the middle of the room, and a blank page. I power off the machine. “Wow...It worked. I’m actually surprised.” Pinkie goes to jump into the cake, but Applejack catches her. “Uh uh. Yer sharin this.”

“But I wanna taste iiit!”

“Ya will. We all will. Whut about you, Sam?”

“No thanks. I’m okay.” They all take a piece, and Celestia takes a whole tier, and eat. I sit at a table and munch on a granola bar I found in my lab coat.

Suddenly, I hear a beep from my pocket that i wasn’t expecting. I scramble and reach in. Mg cell phone made it!? How did I not see it before?

“Twilight, do you have a large iron bar, some wire, and a hunk of quartz the size of my fist?”

“Yeah, why?”

“I have an idea.” I gather the quartz from Twilight and take the wire, quickly wrapping one end around the quartz, and the other around the bar.

“Does, uh...anyone have any kind of lightning magic?”

“I do.” Celestia states. “Good. Zap the pole. Trust me.” I hold up the pole. Her horn glows, and a bolt of lightning strokes the pole, and the quartz starts to glow softly. That’s uh...new. But I think it worked. “Yes! It worked!”

“Why did I do that?”

“Hang on.” I pull out the phone charger I always carry and wrap the wire from the pole to the prongs of the plug, and I plug my phone in. It starts charging. “Yes!”

“Wait, is that your cell phone?” Twilight asks. “It’s one of the handheld communication devices Sunset showed me.” She explains to the others.

“Yes, it is. It won’t do much for talking to my friends, but I work best with music playing. And I always carry earbuds.”

“Ear whut?”

“Buds. They go in my ear so I can listen to music without everyone hearing it.”

“Coool!” Pinkie exclaims. “That’s awesome!” Dash adds.

“Well, thank you for the, uh...party. I think I’ll be going to bed now.”

“Bed? It’s only 8.”

“I know, but I’m really tired.” I make my way up to the tower and go into my newly appointed room. It had a massive bed, big enough for for of me, a dresser, a mirror, and a door leading to a balcony. There was even a desk. Thank you, Twilight. I set the Holopoint in a dresser drawer and lay down in the bed. “Oh, wow. This is really comfortable.”
I yawn, already starting to doze off. I set my phone and charging quartz on the nightstand and fall right to sleep.

I open my eyes in what looks like my lab, but it sounds slightly muffled. A dream. It has to be a dream.

I’m sitting at my desk, typing away at some work when i hear a loud car horn. I whip around, and I see my parents sitting in the front seats of a car, dead. I start to cry.

“This is what was your family, wasn’t it?” I hear a familiar voice. I look over and see Luna standing just outside the car.

“What are you doing in my nightmare?” I ask, a little angry she came in here without my permission.

“We saw you in distress in our dream doorscape, so we came to check. You lost your family at a young age, didn’t you.”

“Yes….We were in a head-on collision with a drunk driver….I was only six…”

“We understand your pain, but it is okay to feel sad at loss. But we know why you made that Holopoint. You wish to get them back, but you can’t. You found that out months ago.”

I just nod silently.

I feel her arms embrace me in a hug, and I can’t hold back the tears as I hug her back. “I miss them….It’s not fair….”

“We know….but all will be well. You’ll get better. I promise.”

The dream ends and I wake up back in the tower, a single tear running down my cheek.

Author's Note

Now it gets interesting!