The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria
Part 1: "Problem?"
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The kind hearted Celestia and the alternative universe Luna were just about to teleport to the original world of Equestria when a blistering light appeared only a few feet away from where they stood. The glow was blue and pink in color, and shined in circles as Princess Celestia and Princess Luna appeared before none other than Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Confusion entered as the two appeared, huffing. The pink maned Celestia looked at Luna who was standing next to her, and said, "Well... Apparently, we did it."
Luna collapsed to the floor, and said, "Yep. We made it to your world."
The pink maned Celestia said, "Well, yeah, there's that... and I made you have another orgasm!"
Luna rolled her eyes at this, and saw her real sister standing next to the very pony that could've easily fooled her into thinking that she were staring into a mirror. Getting to her hooves, she said, "Well, this will get confusing in a hurry."
The original Celestia walked up to the original Luna, and asked, "Luna? Is that you?"
Luna, knowing this was her real sister gave her a hug while saying, "Yes, it’s me. The same, confused Luna from home."
Pink haired Celestia then made a recommendation. "How about we give each other titles? You know, as a form of differentiation. I’ll be… Molestia! Because I love molesting everypony, while you," she said while pointing at her kinder counterpart. "I suppose we should just call you Celestia. As for my Luna, she can be Gamer Luna!"
Gamer Luna smiled, and said, "That might work. Now, what in Equestria is going on?"
Just as she asked this, yet another portal from another world popped into the room. It spat out some sort of device with a hole on the top. Some sort of screen showed up above it, and a mare that resembled Celestia showed herself, but she had a very distinct trait about her. Her coat was pink.
"Hello… I-is this thingy on?" the mare asked. "Oh, it is… Alright, were on! See, Lulu? I told you it would work… Alright, listen up. You... all of you, just got trolled!"
Celestia and Molestia looked at one another in confusion, and asked their question at the same time.
"What does trolled mean?"
Gamer Luna laughed at this, and said, "A troll is somepony who pranks you either in real life or on the web. I wouldn’t expect Celestia to know what the internet is, but Molly, why haven’t I told you about them yet?"
The pink coated Celestia on the huge screen then cleared her throat in order to win back everypony's attention. "Ahem! Since you all named your counterparts, I guess I should name myself… Let’s see… Oh, I know! You may call me Trollestia! In my world, pranks and pissing ponies off is what I do best! Now, let me explain what I did to all of you. One fine day, I found myself to be rather bored with the normal mischief I usually cause in my world, and I was running out of ideas. At first, I thought, meh, I’ll just prank my sister again. That's when I had an idea. What if there were alternate universe versions of myself? I researched it for a while, and wound up finding a spell that could literally swap two different ponies for their respective universes. I practiced this for weeks, but eventually, I got the hang of it. I chose to swap the kind hearted Celestia and the molesting anything that moves Celestia as one BIG joke. While you two went about your silly ways, I just sat back, watched and laughed my bucking ass off! Why, I went through three bags of popcorn within the first hour!"
Celestia gritted her teeth in pure rage as she realized this was all one big, stupid prank. "So you like jokes, huh?" She asked through her teeth. "Just wait till I get my hooves on you."
Trollestia smiled, and asked, "Problem?"
Celestia raised her eyebrow knowing this was entertaining her. "You have no idea!"
Trollestia giggled under her breath as she asked, "You mad, pony?"
This pushed Celestia overboard as she fired a shot of magic at the device, causing it to explode. Huffing from her anger, she said, "This is NOT FUNNY!"
Another similar device showed up, and music started playing as Trollestia danced in the back ground.
Once the music finally stopped, the original Luna asked, "So, you’re going to put us back, right?"
Trollestia, fixing the camera on the screen said, "Well, actually… There we go! Uh… Nope! I’ve hotwired every little teleport location to take you two to a different universe rather than your actual home. So, in short, you two will actually be teleporting for a good while before finally reaching your home universe. On that note… I think I’ll enjoy watching you two be pissed off. Oh, by the way. Celestia?"
Celestia forced herself to ask, "What?" She spoke in an extremely annoyed tone of voice.
Trollestia smirked, and said, "Molestia molested your sister."
With that said, the device teleported out of the room, leaving Celestia furious. She looked at her other self with maddening rage in her eyes.
"You… M-m-molested… my s-sister…"
Her anger was about to explode as the original and Gamer Luna pleaded her not to hurt Molestia, but unfortunately for Molestia, Celestia didn’t hear it. Her horn flickered with a radiance that indicated a horrible spell was going to be fired. "You want to act like a child… Then you get to BE a child!"
The white beam of energy hit Molestia, and hard, causing a dense mist all around the mare. When the mist cleared, the two Luna’s stared at Molestia with gaping eyes and mouths down as far as they would go.
"What?" Molestia asked in puzzlement. "What did she do to me?" Her voice was squeakier now, for her body had took the form of a filly. She had been transformed into a young, childish kid.
As she looked at her body, she began to cry. "Oh, no… I’m… I’m… a filly?! You turned me into a filly?"
Both Luna’s, and Celestia began to giggle, and barreled over with laughter as the young Molestia pouted. Celestia got up, and said, "This will be your punishment. The spell will wear off in about a week. Until then, your sister can take care of you. As for me and my sister, we will be leaving now to return to our world. Also, if I ever see you in my world again, I’ll be sure to make you into something far worse than a filly! I’m so, very much on edge. I can barely concentrate on what’s going on. But in any case, Luna…"
The original Luna walked up to Celestia, and said, "I’m ready."
As their horns shimmered, a circle of power surrounded them, and with a sudden flash taking up practically the whole library, they were gone.
Filly Celestia crossed her hooves, and exclaimed, "The fuck, dudes?!"
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