
The Best Troller In ALL Of Equestria
Princess Celestia wakes up one day ready to rule the world of Equestria, same as she'd alway done. She would do it with generosity, kindness, and love for all living things. However, as her day presses on, she begins noticing the other Canterlot ponies acting extraordinarily different compared to the way they usually behaved. That included her sister, Princess Luna. Convincing herself that this had to be nothing more than a simple, harmless prank, Princess Celestia resumes her day like nothing's amiss. Meanwhile, her sister chooses to investigate further. After all, she had questions of her own. Questions like, "Why isn't her mane pink anymore? What's with the noble attitude?" And, of course, "How does she not remember playing Skyrim?!"
*Part 1 was written before I actually knew what I was doing, but has since been thoroughly edited.
WARNING: Contains incest, rape, molestation, so on and so forth.





30 Chapters:
- Part 1: "Is this a joke?" 2012-08-14 00:58:29 UTC1281
- Part 1: "I'm NOT joking!" 2012-08-14 01:10:48 UTC1419
- Part 1: "You act like I’ve never done this to you before!" 2012-08-06 20:40:00 UTC1223
- Part 1: "Oh my God… Just as I suspected." 2012-08-07 14:48:46 UTC1118
- Part 1: "Problem?" 2012-08-07 17:03:35 UTC1183
- Part 1: "We… kind of got separated, I think…" 2012-08-08 13:27:09 UTC1211
- Part 1: "Come meet our stallion counterparts!" 2012-08-08 13:54:21 UTC1252
- Part 1: "Guards! Take her to my chambers." 2012-08-08 21:57:00 UTC1262
- Part 1: "You don’t have what it takes to destroy me!" 2012-08-08 20:52:53 UTC1590
- Part 1: "What do you plan on doing to me?" 2012-08-09 22:33:44 UTC1172
- Part 1: "I regret this now more than ever." 2012-08-10 03:57:29 UTC1163
- Part 1: "I can only hope you change your ways and repent for your sins…" 2012-08-10 12:33:44 UTC1156
- Part 1: "Amazing! This is fascinating!" 2012-08-10 18:47:56 UTC1140
- Part 1: "We need to talk." 2012-08-10 22:08:04 UTC1098
- Part 1: "That’s it! I’m done." 2012-08-12 02:15:24 UTC1129
- Part 1: Aftermath 1 2012-08-15 02:37:20 UTC1131
- Part 1: Aftermath 2 2012-08-14 23:00:51 UTC1097
- Part 1: Aftermath 3 2012-08-16 11:51:17 UTC1885
- Part 1: Trollestia's Secret Reports 2012-08-24 14:42:31 UTC1112
- Part 2: Business Begins 2017-10-30 07:30:28 UTC1668
- Part 2: "She is rather pretty, isn't she?" 2017-10-31 21:27:04 UTC2372
- Part 2: "I can only dream of there being an air conditioner unit amongst all these ruins." 2017-11-02 05:53:44 UTC1993
- Part 2: "It took you two months to finally find me?!" 2017-11-04 08:21:40 UTC1872
- Part 2: "We're no longer really able to give a meaningful definition of reality, are we?" 2017-11-07 19:49:18 UTC2895
- Part 2: "Thank you... for not being a complete, and one hundred percent jerk in my life." 2017-11-09 06:56:00 UTC2652
- Part 2: "What? Really? How?" 2017-11-14 21:20:19 UTC3181
- Part 2: "It seems you've forgotten the basics." 2017-11-22 08:59:47 UTC2001
- Ending Segments: "Is it someone new?" 2017-11-29 02:30:54 UTC2912
- Ending Segments: "There's still hope." 2017-12-06 20:24:10 UTC3872
- Ending Segments: "Home..." 2017-12-09 03:47:14 UTC1007