Drabble Kaboom!

MtangaLion
"Spike realizes that the world has become a harem anime starring him, and he wants to know who's responsible."

It was a clear peaceful day in Equestria. Spike wished for all his heart for the days when he only had to worry about forces of evil about once a year (one infamously driving celestia insane to think that three years had been one), and a clear peaceful day meant exactly that. Now Spike knew that was just a prelude to 'interesting times' he would have to live through.

In preparation, he wore a crash helmet that he'd gotten from Discord after he'd turned Spike's old one into a mimic (who then became friends with Imp the mimic, a friend of the CMC.)

And less than a minute later, Equestria was hit by a sockwave.

AFter Spike spotted seeing spots, (he apologized to the Dalmatian diamond dog for bumping into her), he realized he now had th manly man body of his fantasies.

And... everything looked kinda more... detailed? And there were outlines to everything.

And the ponies were going about on hind legs in spite of still having hooves all around.

A familiar flash of teleport, and Spike was in Celestia's throne room. There too was... Rarity, Smolder, Mina, and Gabby? Look more pretty than they already were, but Rarity was always beautiful.

"SPIKE! ALIENS HAVE INVADED EQUESTRIA! Thankfully I prepared for such an occasion! I have prepared giant robots to fight them! But they can be activated only by certain individuals! Those are you! Go Pony Rangers! Save us all!"

And in another flash of teleportation, Spike was piloting a giant robot, as were the others, and facing them was a giant super ugly crab ready to stomp on Ponyville's rebuilt library. Oh, and they were all wearing skin tight outfits, but that was par the course.

The battle was a blur, the girls' giant robots just feeling energy or providing weapons to Spike's. The giant crab exploded into fireworks as Spike giant sword sliced it in half.

At Sugar Cube corner, the heroes celebrated their victory...

"I helped Spike the most! I turned into his shield!" Smolder said.

"No! I did!"

"I did!"

"Yes but my robot turned into his sword! That makes my help better than all of you!" Rarity said.

"Girls you all helped equally?" Spike said. The girls all had stars in their eyes.

"Thank you Spike-Sama!" They swooned.

Spike came home to find a letter left by Twilight, Starlight, and Trixie, all saying they'd gone on a long long trip to the human world and wouldn't be back for a season or two... of the year. And he was free to invite as many friends over as he wanted.

"Oh. Enough. Discord!"

"Is it Ogres and Oubliettes night already?" The god of chaos asked appearing.

"No! I know it's a stupid question, but WHY did you turn the world into a harem anime with me as the star?"

"... I wish I thought of that one."

"You're joking!"

"I'm serious, much as it pains me, I DID NOT rewrite reality this time! Like when I made Daring Do the villain and her enemy the real hero all along because I knew it would tick off every fan in existence."

"YOU DID THAT?! We had to stop Twilight from going Nightmare thanks to you!"

"Look, the point is that I'm not the one responsible for the mess this time."

"... You better tell me who did, or I'll tell Twilight what you did!"

"Alright fine." Discord snapped his fingers.

"Quibble Pants?!"

"No no no! Quibble Pants is my twin brother! I'm Scribble Pants! ... That outfit! You're the one who stole my perfect world! I wished for a world where I was the hero of easily won battles and all the girls I liked could be together with me! HOW DID YOU END UP WITH MY WISH?!"

Discord reached into Scribble Pants had and pulled out a long string of computer code.

"Ah, I see the problem, looks like you had a runtime error in the wish spell the programmed."

"I SPENT YEARS PROGRAMMING THAT SPELL! JUST IT COULD RUN ON EARTH PONY MAGIC AND TAP INTO THE MAGIC OF THE ENTIRE PLANET!"

"... You're only mortal. Looks like how you described yourself, humble, helpful, never gets credit, has tons of girls who would love him if given a chance, apply more to the fire breathing fax machine than you."

"NOT FAIR!"

"YOU BETTER FIX IT BEFORE RARITY AND THE OTHERS START BATTERING EACH OTHER!" Spike snarled.

Scribble Pants painted. "Uh... I'll get right on it..."

"There! Fixed!"

"If everything isn't back to normal I'll-"

"I think he's gotten the message," Discord said snapping his fingers teleporting Scribble Pants away. "Now that you've thrown away your one chance for eternal happiness, I'll be seeing you on O&O night, toodles!"

"As if anyone can stop me from being with Rarity with a happily ever after!"

Opaline sneezed.

~Fin