Drabble Kaboom!

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"Trixie dares Twilight into putting on a magic show."

"I have nothing to prove to you Trixie."

"Oh really? Are you saying there's something Trixie can do that Twilight cannot?"

"Self-delude myself, go crazy, use an artifact that uses me instead? I'm fine with-SPIKE! Stop holding up those pictures of that time I brainwashed Ponyville and accused everypony of being brainwashed by Discord because they had a fun weekend without me!"

"Oh Trixie is most definitely including this in my autobiography!"

"You can't!"

"Legally I can... unless..."

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Princess Twilight stood on stage in a sparkly outfit with Spike as her stagehand.
"And if you divide by the square root of the remainder-"

Two mare in particular sat in the back row of the applaud audience.

"Loving sweet Celestia! This is the worst magic show in the history of Equestria!" Starlight Glimmer exclaimed.

"Maybe, but it's the most entertaining show Trixie has ever seen!" Trixie said munching on popcorn.

"She's making a farce of your special talent!"

"Which will make Trixie's show all the better!"

"... You are so devious."

"I knew there was a reason we were best friends!" Trixie laughed.

~Fin