Drabble Kaboom!

sonicandmario826
"Discord reacts to Bill releasing his book."

"Well, can't say I blame him," Discord flipping through pages of The Book of Bill. Discord had preordered his copy, it was the least he could do for his dearly departed fellow chaos barfly. "We're both attention hungry all powerful psychopaths, er, I mean, ex-psycopath." Discord swept under the couch a folder marked 'Plans to manipulate events to turn Fluttershy into a chaos goddess.' His eyes briefly spiraled. "You didn't see anything. Now we were talking about Bill's book?

"That the thing about Bill and me. We're the same. The only difference between us is who owned our universes.

"Bill's universe was intended as a finite adventure with a definitive beginning, middle, and ending, with Bill's appearances keep kept sparse so he'd still be scary in the grand finale.

"Mine was created as 'milk that cow till she keels over and we sell her carcass to the glue factory.' So future plans rarely expanded beyond that season of events... Or was it years? You should have seen the time I collapsed time so five of the girls' adventures all happened in the same day! No less nonsense than what Celly did to explain why the CMC weren't adult yet.

"The point is, I was pure evil, no ifs, ands, or butts. But I was popular! And unlike Bill, my universe didn't have an end game... it was just gonna keep going as long as the toys were selling. And since the writers had all the imagination of kumquats, they couldn't think how to make repeat battles with a chaos god interesting. So Celly talked about how my magic could be used for good, and never followed up on, Fluttershy redeems me in less than one episode... and Sombra, Chrysalis, Cozy and Tirek are screwed over as the writers realized having given how unreprenant monster sympathetic backstories already was a stretch as is. Never ask poor Fluttershy why she was never given any of them to redeem, or Flim and Flam, or any of the jerks in Equestria... the cognitive dissonance causes her to go catatonic.

"Hmm, seems the text on the page says, 'HEY YOU JERK! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MY BOOK!!!!'... the text speaking that is about Bill's favorite ice-cream flavor.

"Yes I suppose I did make this about me. But seriously, what were you seriously expecting? I burned a bowl of doritos in his honor when he died. It's not my fault his therapy prison doesn't allow visitors.

"Oh hello Fluttershy, care for some chaos cookies?"

~Fin