Drabble Kaboom!

YangIsCool
Jul 24, 2024
"Starlight taking a drunk Dash home"

"Rainbow Dash, just because you won that lottery ticket, that doesn't mean you had to buy Sweet Apple Acres' entire yearly stock of cider... and that doesn't mean you had to try to give yourself liver poisoning in one night," Starlight Glimmer said, using her magic to lift herself up and Rainbow Dash back to the pegasi' cloud house.

"Ahhhh come-off-et! Ya ain't mah ma! Ah'm ah grown mare, ah can do what ah wanna."

"You sound like me when I was in my goth phase."

"No ah don't! My goth phase was when I dyed my mane black because everypony kept assumin' Ah was into fillies BECAUSE OF MY MANE COLOR!!! Fillies would keep hitting on me, colts would think I was screwing with them... Ah just kept my mane black and everything until I graduated and joined the Equestrian Weather team!"

"... Oooookay, you're in major need of therapy about that... among a lot of other things... like you giving Scootaloo all the space YOU want from your parents, but Scotaloo was desperate to have a maternal connection with you as her parents left her in Ponyville with aunties who hoofed her off to a circle of random ponies and couldn't be bothered to look after her themselves."

"That ain't true... Scootaloo is NOT a chicken, and her adopted family ISN'T a buncha chickens! Everyone knows they're ducks!"

"I didn't say... never mind." Starlight floated through the clouds, only for Rainbow Dash to bump into them. "Oh right."

Starlight floated to Rainbow Dash's door, and puppeteered her body to get the key and get the door open for her.

"See? Ah still got da moves!"

"Rarity is right it is a lot cleaner in here than I expected."

"Huh? What ya say?"

"Never mind. Into bed slugger."

"Okay mommy, nighty-night," Rainbow Dash was already asleep.

"I am sending that cider into the far future when you become an Alicorn for your own good."

Sunny Starscout said, "Where did all this cider come from?"

Izzy said, "Time portal."

"Of course."

~Fin