Drabble Kaboom!

by Alex Warlorn

Nov 1 birthday request "Freddy in Pinkie Pie's Dreams"

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"an MLP / Nightmare on Elm Street crossover? featuring a very confused Freddy Krueger inside Pinkie Pie's dream"

"Stupid blond, banishing me in the name of God? How does that even work? Where am I? 'Welcome To The Collective Unconscious Multiverse Edition'?
Heh, doesn't matter where I am, the hunt goes on. Hmm. Pink and cutsey, must be a cute little innocent's door to their dreams!"

"Let's see, unhappy childhood that she turned around? Bah! And what's with all these horses? Meh. I've worked with better. Slip into her... dreams... she dreams she's a horse too? Heh, freak. Now to- AGH!"

The dreamscape changed from a rock farm to a sea of giant cupcakes, Freddy tripped over himself and into a face of frosting.

"But I didn't do anything yet. Pst. Dreams change all the time. Idiots think they're full of meaning but-"

Now it was a kingdom wide party. A punch bowl flipped and drenched the serial killer.

"Oh very funny. This just mean I'll do even worse to-" Now it was a plushie farm for space aliens. An alien blasted him ad put him a clown outfit he tore apart.

"I should have total control over her dream world by now! What's going on-!"

"Pinkie Pie's dreams are the thing of chaos, honestly I'm still surprised Fluttershy ended with Discord instead of her."

"Who are you? You can notice me. That's not normal if you were just a figment."

"I am Princess Luna of Equestria. It's sad to see no matter how many versions if you stumble into Equestria Freddy Krugar, all of you are slaves to your bloodlust and cruelty."

"Versions? I'm not a videogame sister!"

"YOU ARE NO BROTHER OF MINE! EVEN YOU WOULD COWAR BEFORE THE EVILS THAT HAVE INFECTED MY FAMILY TREE!" Luna's boomed, her eyes white speaking in the Canterlot voice.

With a thought, Luna opened a portal between the hypothetical world of the dreaming world and reality beneath Freddy, him falling out, and landing in the middle of the desert.

Luna flew out of the portal closing it behind her.

"Good bye once again Freddy Krugar. None will know or mourn you." Luna's horn flared... Freddy's body turned to wood... his body toppled and fell on all fours, memories, emotions, thoughts, being wiped clear like filth under soap.

The new timber wolf grunted and howl in confusion at where it was for a moment. It ignored the fly pony up in the sky to hunt, and began to wander the desert for food, unable to think of anything more complex than that. It didn't notice the flying pony teleporting away.

~Fin

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