Drabble Kaboom!

YoshiEgg64
"Discord gives a chaotic birthday party for Fluttershy which she loves but her friends don't."

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"Happy birthday Fluttershy!" Discord cheered. Confetti fluttering about, that was colors that were normally outside the range of the visible spectrum.

There was the birthday cake that was the whole number of layers between three and four. The frosting was colored flavors and the batter flavored colors. The cake was also decorated with shapes that were supposed to exist only as optical illusions.

The Mane six were there, of course Spike too, along with Angel, and Tree Hugger (who seemed to be the only one calmly accepting everything).

Discord also invited over several of his own buddies, not just the Smooze, but Kaos the Egypt catlike primal god of chaos (Copyright Disney), along with Bill Cipher (now with glowing static cracks, was wearing an orange prison suit, and had on a beeping shackles, and was mostly just a project of him from the Theraprism. But Discord had already promised Bill he could be at the next Chaos themed Birthday party Fluttershy had, and Discord as loathed as he was to admit it, like any deity, his work was unbreakable.) And rounding out the entourage was Mr. Myxlplyx and Crazy Hand.

"You bleeding out the pain will never free you from the pain, you must accept the pain is there in order for you to be released from it," Tree Hugger told Bill.

"Great, MORE therapy, I'd drive you insane, but you're so disconnected from normal mortal perception that there's nothing I can do TO drive you insane!"

Fluttershy was busy enjoying the unique experiences of food, drink, and music from across planes of reality no mortal pony had ever dared tread.

"I did ask Discord to give me a chaos themed birthday party, and he delivered," Fluttershy noted.

Her entire cottage and Angel had been teleported to Chaosville, along with the party guests. Truth be told, it was nice to finally meet some of Discord's friends.

But...

The sheer unpredictability and twisting of the rules of reality were doing a number on Twilight, who looked like she was going to have one of her break downs. Leaving Spike to make sure she didn't blow something up.

Pinkie Pie... she wasn't as bad as the others by a long shot. She'd have been enjoying herself if Myxlplyx wasn't constantly saying, "Ya know, you should just let yourself go. You can do anything. You're two steps from being one of us anyway."

"But I like my world the way it is!"

"All I'm saying is that chaos is the honest thing in the universe," Kaos said to Applejack who was looking VERY annoyed.

"Discord turned me into the world's biggest liar!"

"Making you always tell the truth to always lying, I supposed that is still rather predictable."

Rainbow Dash was definitely TRYING to enjoy things... but all the party games' rules were so fast and loose that even she wasn't able to roll with it.

And Rarity ... "This Colour from Out of Space... what's supposed to compliment it?! What?!"

Fluttershy sighed. "I just wish we could all enjoy this more."

Fluttershy realized that in a room full of chaos gods in a realm floating above primordial hullabaloo ... she'd made a critical mistake speaking that (not that thinking would've been much better). But she also knew there was no stopping it.

Fluttershy was sincerely not surprised when she looked down at herself, seeing a yellow serpentine form that was a mishmash of her favorite animals, nor surprised that she was, and had always been, the chaos goddess of nature.

"Discord, really?" Fluttershy asked annoyed.

Awkwardly Discord said, "Fluttershy, you knew this was gonna happen sooner or later."

"And I'd prepared myself for it. I'd have stopped dating you if I didn't accept this was going to happen." Fluttershy death glared at him (Discord had to restart his heart), and glanced over to her friends. "But I most certainly didn't hope for that!"

The Draconequus Pinkie Pie was conjuring up entire planes of existence of treats in the blink of an eye, and devouring them before she created them to add the spice of paradox to them.

Rainbow Dash... shivering through countless colors, had Crazy Hand in a submission hold, laughing, also quivering so she was also talking trash with Bill, guzzling punch, and going back in time to be Gilda's fairy god mother all at once. She led Gilda down a thousand different lives, some where she was a hero, a villain, a saint, a monster, a nobody, or a live-at-home married house hen who started a bloodline that would lead Griffins to rule Equus as the dominate species.

The Draconquus Applejack, still wearing her father's hat, (no force was powerful enough to remove that), in the space of a nano second teleport out and in of Chaosville, and shared mind shattering cosmic truths with random creatures not just on Equus, but in its past, present, and future, and across the universes. The mailbox was already full of gifts forwarded from her various cultist (including Apple Bloom).

As for what had been Rarity... she and Spike... Fluttershy saw across time (the fourth dimension as visible as the third had been), their descendants spawning pantheons across countless multiverses.

And Twilight... even as a Draconequus managed to stay symmetrical. She was writing down several scrolls at once with her magic, teeth, claws, and tail, all in different language, some common, some extinct, had been erased from time, and some that hadn't been invented yet.

Tree Hugger looked around and sighed and downed some more punched. "Really? Without the harmony, the meaninglessness loses all meaning."

Discord waved his hands. "Don't worry! I keep a save-state of reality on stand-by just for these situations. There. Loaded. Those versions of us will continue on where for them this never happened!"

Fluttershy asked, "How many times has this happened that you have saves-states of reality on speed dial?"

"Uh... Do you have all century?"

~Fin