Drabble Kaboom!

Yangiscool commissioned (not yet paid), "Rainbow beats her friends in a snowball fight."

"BWAAHA! THAT'S RIGHT LOSERS! BOW DOWN! BOW! None of you are a match for the supreme power of the Ice Queen Dashicus!" Rainbow Dash laughed manically, her pin prick eyes crossed.

She flapped above her snow fortress, an easy target for any that dared try, any that did were swiftly eliminated without mercy (from the game).

"YES! BOW! BOW! BEFORE YOUR SNOW QUEEN! YOU ARE NOTHING BEFORE HER!" Scootaloo shouted in her cute court jester one piece winter clothes. It was the outfit her parents sent her from halfway around the world and insisted she wear it, and her aunts were out of town as normal, they' actually claimed the 'Ponies Who Claim to Live In Ponyville for Tax Reasons But Rarely Live There' Award previous held by Rarity's parents for ten years running.

Meanwhile, most of the mane six (along with Starlight and Spike) were glaring at Twilight Sparkle, most of them resembling snowmen more than ponies they'd been pounded by snow so much.

"What? All I did was tell Rainbow Dash that if she didn't want to spend the holidays with her parents she had a right not to," Twilight said.

"And ya didn't think there was a reason they kept her away from snowball fights?" Applejack asked.

"Rainbow Dash's parents live to encourage her competitive side!"

"Which shouldda told ya somethin' when they told ya 'don't let'er get into any snowball fights.' "

"Rainbow Dash is an adult, she can do what she wants!"

"Anything she wants WITH CONSEQUENCES darling!" Rarity snapped, her mane ruined. "As she seems to forget, AGAIN and AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN, and throws a tantrum, EVERY TIME we call her out on it!"

Everypony (and dragon), nodded, included Twilight.

"Alright, fine, you have a point." Twilight sighed.

Spike said,
"You don't start Fluttershy talking about butterflies, you don't start Rarity gripping about fashion in New Jockey, you don't explain to Applejack about the difference between social white lies and actual lies-"

"A LIE IS A LIE IS A-"

"We don't ask YOU to go into a lecture about Daring Do continuity and how the last book was a disgusting insult to all things Daring Do-"

"IT WAS AND-"

"DON'T get Pinkie Pie started about Rock Farms... and we DON'T let Rainbow Dash take part in Snowball fights!"

"... She won every single time as foals... so much that it was boring and nobody really wanted to play with her... " Fluttershy said.

"But wouldn't she hold back and teach you the ins and outs so you could be good competition for her?"

Fluttershy shook her head.

"Can we get to the part where we rescue Applebloom and Sweetie Belle from being prisoners of war?" Applejack asked.

In the snow fortress dungeon, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom pouted in the dungeon.

"This ain't fun anymore," Apple Bloom out up to leave.

Rumble pointed a snow spear at her (of course the tip was just snow, they're just foals). "You promised to play along all day!"

"Fine." Apple Bloom sat down.

"I know this is their playtime to spend how they want, but I remember the girls saying they wanted to visit the human world to see how they celebrate this 'Christmas' thing today too," Rarity said.

"Hey guys have you seen Rumble?" Thunderlane flew down.

"ANOTHER CHALLENGER!"

And Thunderlane was turned into a ball of snow and crashed down, the snow thankfully softening his fall, his crawled out shaking his head.

"Oh, he's inside Rainbow Dash fortress playing snowball dungeon guard," Pinkie Pie said.

"Okay, thanks, but there was a hot coco drinking sampling I think he's forgotten he told me to take him to today."

"Well, we can't just beat Rainbow Dash," Starlight said. "She'll just mop for a week, blame us for beating her at a game she started, make us feel guilty, and us have to apologize for beating her at a game. ... Maybe I should just brainwash her to see herself as crushing us all repeatedly in a simulation in her mind until Winter Wrap up!"

"Starlight! You can't do that!" Twilight gasped.

"What? I've done it before when I put you in a simulation where ponies stuck around for your six hour long lecture about lecturing."

"YOU DID WHAT-?!"

"Starlight you weren't supposed to TELL HER!" Pinkie Pie admonished.

"Sorry."

"UGH! Rainbow Dash will just find out somehow and guilt trip us more. ... " Twilight shook her head. "There's only one way to get Rainbow Dash out this state."

"Have her parents tell her to come inside for dinner?" Fluttershy asked.

"We'll keep that as plan B." Twilight emerged from their snow trench (using a dummy head to draw fire from the hail of snowballs).

"Snow Queen Rainbow PRISM Dash! As a representatives of the combating kingdoms of Snowland, we official surrender to your rule. You've won."

Rainbow Dash blinked. Her eyes went back to normal as she looked around confused.

"I... I won... ? That's... that means... I'm... so that's... uh-huh so... um.. where am... of course! Of course I won! Hah! As if there was ever any doubt!"

Trixie teleported into the middle of the snow battlefield. "TRIXIE KNOWS SOMEPONY USED TRIXIE'S CATCH PHRASE! TRIXIE HAS THAT TRADEMARKED! On whoever has done this, Trixie declares w-" Starlight tackled her and covered her mouth.

The ponies breathed a sigh of relief.

Then a fissure opened up in the Equus, molten lava spewing out. Emerging from the ground did come a towering humanoid monster made of lava.

"PONIES OF EQUESTRIA! In the name of myself, King Lavan of the Lava Demons, all you know will be ashes, become our kindling, on you, on your world, your species, your existence, I declare WAR-!"

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"And that's how half the land outside of Ponyville is now muddy cooled down volcanic rock," Princess Twilight explained to Princess Celestia.

"On the bright side, when Dashie went crazy competitive, she did cover Lavan with so many snowballs that he cooled down into a statue," Pinkie Pie said.

"And created so much steam it punched a hole in Cloudsdale," Applejack said.

"Yes... but she did win," Fluttershy said.

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"I'm a winner... I'm a winner... I'm a winner... I'm winner." Rainbow Dash said, patching the huge gapping hole in her own house her own steam had made.

~Fin