Drabble Kaboom!

Kendell2:

"Trixie is DMing and gets frustrated that Fluttershy keeps redeeming her villains somehow."

"Fluttershy you're hogging the adventure!" Rainbow snorted.

"It's how my character is built! She's a bard, she meant for diplomacy."

"Trixie! You're the game Oubliette Overseer, do something!" Rainbow Dash snarled.

"Trixie is just following the rules... that you all demanded Trixie do after you couldn't handle her style of play but Trixie still had her turn as game master."

"You mean you kept saving your favorite NPCs from dying?" Rainbow Dash asked.

Applejack said, "My favorite is when Rarity DMs and I fight as recklssly as possible just to see how many ways she'll force us to still win so her storyline won't go to waste."

"I KNEW IT!" Rarity snapped.

"And Ah knew somethin' was up when Apple-Hammer leapt into that red dragon's maul covered in oil carrying a keg of gunpowder, and STILL came out alive."

"Will you two argue on your own time?" Rainbow snapped. "My character is built for combat! My character is a warrior who lives for an honorable death in battle to make amends for her crimes in her former life! ... AND I CAN'T FIGHT ANYTHING BECAUSE FLUTERSHY KEEPS MAKING NICE! The bandits!"

"I told where to find better jobs-"

"The brainsucking squids."

"I explained that chocolate would give them the same nutrients..."

"And the GOLEMS! They're mindless!"

Trixie groaned. "This is what happens when you insist Trixie play by the rules and only the rules!"

"Or when Twilight told you to play nice with Fluttershy after your firework scared her rabbits?"

"TRIXIE NEEDED SOMEWHERE TO PRACTICE!"

"I'm saying I need some actions that isn't defused with Fluttershy having mix-max her diplomacy stat!"

"..." Trixie sighed. "On the forest path on the way back from the dungeon, you find a gang of trolls, kicking a dog."

"The trolls beg for the sweet mercy of death," Trixie says. "All the part of them."

"THEY HAVE NOT BEEN PUNISHED ENOUGH!" Fluttershy roared. "I WILL HUNT DOWN THE TROLLS AND EXTERMINATE THEM ALL!"

"The Grand Troll Alliance marches on the Walled-City, determined to slay the Burning Bard and avenge their clans, or die trying."

"Enough fightin' for ya?" Applejack asked.

"Maybe," Rainbow Dash said.

~Fin