A Spiked Beach Honeymoon
Frustrations and Plans
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Ponyville is known as the town where everypony knows everypony, and how it’s also the home to not only the Elements of Friendship but to the future generations of the School of Friendship. Two weeks have passed since Spike’s wedding, and the newlyweds were not having the best of those weeks.
The two double doors to the Castle of Friendship swung open with a heavy slam and a certain drake stumbled into the room, sore and tired from the long day he had. Spike was weary from today and he was as tired as all Tartarus. He found the nearest chair around him and just slumped onto it without a care in the world.
‘Celestia what a day.’ He thought to himself as his eyes slowly started to close. ‘I just need to get some sleep and I'll be okay.’ Sadly he wasn’t going to get any sleep for long. He suddenly heard loud banging behind him outside of the door.
“Come on out Dragon, we know you're in there!” A stallion's voice yelled.
“Oh for Faust’s sake… Please don't let them be here for what I think they're here for.” Spike muttered quietly.
“Give up those mares you overgrown lizard! Your kind doesn't deserve to be with such beautiful mares!” A second voice shouted.
“Yeah! They should be with real stallions like us, not some overgrown pet gecko of the princess!” A third voice shouted.
Spike facepalmed himself hard at the stupidity of these stallions. They unfortunately to him and the girls have been hounding at the Elements of Harmony for years ever since they beat Discord and have started a fan club in honor of them. It was ok at first but now that Spike has married the girls they began harassing him for the past couple weeks, claiming they were their destined husbands not Spike. He snorted to himself at their idiocy, didn't they know that he's Celestia's adopted son?!
“Fucking Tartarus, I better deal with them now before the girls get back home.” Spike growled in annoyance.
Before he could do anything though, he heard the stallions outside shout out in shock and fear before a defining BOOM went off and he heard them screaming off into the distance.
“What the hell was that?” Spike asked with utter confusion. The doors behind him suddenly swung open, causing him to jump from his seat followed by a yelp. He slowly peeked from behind his chair to see his herd mates, and boy were they pissed off. Even though he was hiding behind a chair, Spike could feel their anger from where he was.
Twilight, Starlight, Trixie, and Rarity looked ready to snap at the next person they came across. Fluttershy and Coco were complete wrecks, flinching at any movement. Tsareena and Yami look ready to strangle somepony. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Crystal Heels looked ready to break the next stallion's face that tried to hit on them. Pinkie’s mane remained flattened and she wasn’t as cheery as she used to be. Even Zecora was frustrated, and she was normally the calm one of the harem. Spike took a closer look at Rarity and noticed that her mane was a mess as she hadn’t groomed it in days.
“Hey girls…” Spike said in a nervous tone as he sat back down.
“Hey…” Twilight groaned as each of the girls took an available seat. Coco, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie just went up to Spike and cuddled with him. Spike was blushing when he felt his face trapped within the girls busts, but he didn’t mind too much and knew they just needed some love right now.
“I’m guessing that it was a long day for everyone here?” Spike said, and everyone just looked at him and sighed.
“Try a long two weeks.” Trixie said in response. Spike could understand as he wasn’t the only one who had it bad. Ever since he married the girls two weeks ago, he wasn’t the only one getting harrassed.
Twilight nor Starlight could barely run her school or perform her royal duties without having some reporters or their fans barrage them with questions about Spike and the girls hooking up with him. Twilight one day nearly snapped when a male suitor was bothering both her and her students at the school trying to woo them into joining his harem. When he threatened the two to join him, she and Starlight hit him in the groin with a magic boot and Twilight tossed him out a window where he then landed in a cart full of manure.
Yamimane had to help with Twilight after three more stallions from the club tried to woo her into their harems only to walk away with either bruises or broken bones from Twilight’s personal guard. She wasn’t having a quiet time herself since some males dared to try and hit on her, only to lose a few teeth after landing a few well placed kicks.
For Applejack, she was pestered by both reporters wanting to get some information about her relationship with Spike. Then a group of reporters tried to sneak around the orchard to get some dirt on the Apple family and their connection with the new dragon prince, only to get chased out of the farm by an angry Winona who bit one of them in the butt and tore off a piece of their pants, and an angry Big Mac carrying a pitchfork.
Pinkie Pie was struggling to make people smile and throw parties since the stress of the press was even getting to her. She accidentally made one of the twins cry in response after Mr Cake wanted her to watch the twins when a journalist was trying to get an interview with her while she was taking care of the kids.
Fluttershy couldn’t and refused to even leave her home with all the fans going after her and a couple of reporters wanting to talk to her. It got bad enough where a crazed reporter tried to break in, but almost got mauled by her animal friends and chased out. It had to take convincing from Rainbow Dash just to get her out of the house.
Even Rarity, Tsareena, Crystal Heel, and Coco were getting sick of the unwanted attention. Even though Rarity was a fan of the spotlight, she couldn’t get most of her orders done because of reporters, suitors, and fans almost constantly bugging her, not to mention interrupting her beauty sleep in the middle of the night.
Coco had to close her shop down for a while until all of this blew over, and she could barely get away from the press even after leaving her store. She had to take refuge with Rarity and the others since her psyche was being affected. Crystal Heels was struggling to get out of the spotlight herself since she couldn’t even order some coffee at the local coffee shop without some reporter for questions, or some asshole stallion trying to ‘woo her’ in a sense and it never worked.
Tsareena had to chase out a random fanmare and a reporter when they snuck into her room and took a few of her clothes while she was in the shower. She almost strangled someone in the process since the intruder decided to take a peek at her.
But what really set off Rarity and Tsareena was when she and Rarity were trying out a new beauty treatment, but reporters and fans barged in on them at the spa, ruining their treatment and altering their coats and faces. What happened next was the two chasing the group down the street in towels while Rarity tried to blast them with her magic and Tsareena was trying to whip them with her hair.
Rainbow Dash at first didn’t mind the attention, but it got to the point where it not only frustrated her, but her teammates as well. She was in the shower one time with Spitfire and Fleetfoot and some reporters were daring enough to try and get pictures on all of them, and it ended very painfully for the reporters when they got busted. Spike remembered the day when he walked towards the hospital and saw that the group of reporters were in full body casts.
Even Trixie was having problems with the growing press since she couldn’t practice any of her magic tricks or illusionary magic. She literally had to beg Twilight to let her stay at the castle and even Twilight felt sorry for her in this state.
Next was Zecora. Even though she lived out in the Everfree, she couldn’t even shop without some stallions trying to hit on her when their eyes traveled elsewhere. They underestimated her prowess in potion making and physical strength. The next thing they knew, their faces had met the floor and had their coats changed to polka dots. She was glad that she was so secluded in the forest though and not many ponies dared to go near Everfree.
Lastly was Spike since he was receiving some death threats from a lot of assholes, or random fan letters from mares or stallions for advice on how he nailed at least thirteen hot mares. Which was annoying him to no end, he just wished this would blow over soon enough.
“Ah don’t think Ah can go another day going through this…” Applejack sighed, slumping her head on the table.
“I don’t think any of us can.” Rainbow Dash followed up. “I had to back away from the team for awhile because they kept bugging me during training.”
“This is my fashion career all over again,” Fluttershy whimpered, covering her face with her hands. Spike stroked her back in hopes of comforting the shy pegasus.
“If I have to deal with one more reporter or suitor, I’m gonna bucking lose it!” Twilight shouted, slamming her fist onto the table.
“Twilight and I have been annoyed to no end with the endless stallions trying to bribe us or threaten us.” Starlight began. “Twilight was close to actually blasting them to the moon.”
“Believe me, I’m tempted.”
“Fluttershy and Coco can’t even leave their homes without getting hounded,” Rarity said, making said mares cuddle into Spike while whimpering quietly.
“I haven't been able to throw a perfect party because of reporters always getting in my way and it's getting super annoying!” Pinkie exclaimed with a pout. “They made the Cake twins cry as well while I was foal sitting for the Cakes as they somehow broke into the twins bedroom where I was at. Luckily I was able to get rid of them with my party cannon and let's just say they learned it can fire confetti and pastries the hard way.”
“What about having to deal with reporters when trying to do one of your shows?” Trixie groaned. “That’s what I was dealing with, constant harassment.”
‘Geez, Trixie is so annoyed that she’s not even talking in the third person.’ Spike thought.
“Least you haven’t had to deal with suitors constantly trying to woo you.” Tsareena followed up, as she used her mane to go to the kitchen and take out some juice. She brought the jug and several cups from the kitchen and gave everyone a glass. “I had to throw around at least ten stallions like rag dolls and make them understand that I’m not their prize.”
“Try having your spa day ruined when reporters barge in while we were only in towels.” Rarity followed up with Crystal and Tsareena joined in.
“They then made the grave mistake of ruining our manes after they spooked the Spa Twins who ran the place.” Crystal followed up. “They had to learn the hard way not to mess with our hair.”
Spike shuddered after hearing that. The one thing you don’t want to do to piss mares like Rarity, Crystal, and Tsareena off is mess with their manes. Spike shuddered at the thought of what those three would do to anypony that screws with their manes and how they might be in the hospital right now.
“We can’t keep going like this.” Yamimane replied. “I already landed three stallions who tried to court us in the hospital.”
“Maybe Princess Celestia can help us out.” Spike suggested. “She tends to understand what we’re going through. Maybe she can have us go somewhere where only she knows and no one can bother us for a while.”
“Good idea.” Starlight added. “I don’t think I can take any more unwanted attention.”
“Spike,” Twilight called and the drake got up from his seat. Meanwhile Twilight summoned a quill and parchment paper in her hand. “It’s been a long time since I did this.”
Dear Princess Celestia
It’s been two weeks since our wedding and we’ve been met with nothing but harassment and outright stupidity from a lot of the public. All of us, as well as Spike, are on the end of our ropes and we require some time away from the public. If you know of any places where there aren’t many ponies around, we’d very much appreciate it.
Yours Truly, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight closed the scroll and sealed it with a magic seal. She gave it to Spike and with a breath of fire, sent the scroll towards Canterlot hoping that the Princess would read it.
“So how long does the Princess come across these letters?” Tsareena said looking at Twilight.
“Depending on the contents in the letter it can take a few hours or sometimes immediately.” Twilight answered.
At that moment Spike belched out a scroll which he caught and then tossed it to Twilight who caught it expertly.
“Like right now it seems.” Twilight said with a smirk and opened up the scroll and read its contents out loud.
Dear Twilight Sparkle
I've received your letter and I understand you, your sister wives, and your husband’s plight. I do have a plan for you all to get away for awhile until everything calms down, but we'll have to talk privately in my chambers at Canterlot Castle. I'll be seeing you all very soon and have a safe trip.
Yours truly, Princess Celestia
P.S. You'll all be transported via teleporting by the scroll after you finish reading it. Hope none of you had a big lunch.
“What does she mean by that?” Crystal asked in confusion. Yami and Serena were also confused until the scroll started glowing. The scroll only grew brighter and brighter, blinding everyone in the room. With a bright flash, everyone vanished and the light died down.
-Canterlot-
The Royal Chambers was rather quiet as Celestia was just lounging in one of her comfy chairs while reading a book. The Solar princess looked out the window at the beautiful scenery. She lightly stood up while still holding the book in her hand, before she looked into a mirror to admire her elegant figure.
Her breasts were easily a KK-Cup and she had a heart shaped ass with a slim waist inside of her regal dress that had a cut at the seam to show off her solar cutie mark. Her ethereal mane was of four colors and flowed in the nonexistent wind. A golden crown sat on the top of her head, along with a big, fancy golden necklace, both with a purple jewel as a centerpiece, as well as golden bangles on her wrists and golden high heels on her hooves.
‘It’s not easy being a princess.’ She sighed to herself as she sat back in her chair. As she turned the page, a loud knock on her door made her look up from her literature.
“Enter.” Celestia called in her usual motherly voice. The door behind her opens to reveal an azure alicorn who’s light blue mane flowed like water. A Cutie Mark of a white crescent moon on a black background was visible on her hips. She was wearing a black crown, a fancy necklace that looked almost like the last one except it looked to be made of onyx with a white crescent moon on it, and light blue bangles as well as high heels that looked like they were covered with stars. She wore a jet black regal dress with her JJ-Cup breasts pressing against her chest.
“It’s nice to see you, Luna.” Celestia replied. “How are things?”
“Same as ever.” Luna replied, crossing her arms under her chest. “Boring nobles with not much to do in night court.”
“Not surprising.” Celestia added. Before the moon princess could say anything else, a scroll suddenly appeared in Celestia’s hands. “Oh it’s from Twilight.”
“How are they doing?” Luna asked enthusiastically, wanting to hear how her nephew was doing. Celestia opened the scroll, her eyes quirked in interest at it’s contents involved the girls and Spike, she suddenly got a puzzled look which was soon followed up with a slight cringe.
“Not so good apparently.” Celestia replied, causing Luna to be confused.
“What is wrong?” Luna asked with concern. “They are not struggling in their marriage are they?”
“Well, yes and no.” Celestia explained. “Their marriage is fine, but according to this, they’re constantly getting bothered by suitors and reporters since this is the first time a dragon is with a harem of ponies, especially now that he’s prince.”
“Hmm, well he did marry Twilight so that does make him royalty, and my nephew.” She proudly stated.
“Also the girls are apparently rather cranky with the unwanted attention and are asking for some time away from Equestria.”
“I see.” Luna replied. “It seems they need much needed time to themselves if they want this to blow over, have you seen the papers?”
“Yes, I guess it’s time to let them use my private island. It's been uninhabited for years” Celestia said, making Luna look at her in confusion.
“Private Island?” Luna asked with a raised eyebrow. “Since when did you have a private island dear sister? I don't remember you having one before my banishment.”
“I bought it about three years before your return.” Celestia began as she took out a parchment and a quill and ink to write down what she was going to do for Spike and his harem. “I basically own an island for when I want to take some time off away from work.” Once she was finished, she sent the letter to Twilight, happy to give her adopted son and her newly married daughters in law.
“And you never told me about this island, why?” Luna replied, looking at her sister sternly.
“You never asked.” She smirked. Before Luna could make a retort, a male solar guard entered the room and saluted them both before speaking.
“What is it, Steel Sword?” Celestia asked.
“Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, your niece Princess Cadence has arrived and is waiting in the meeting room.” The guard said curtly.
“Thank you Steel Sword.” Luna replied. The male guard left the two and both mares left Celestia’s chambers and decided to start a conversation.
“So Spike and the girls will only need not just a place to hide from the cameras, but a place to unwind as well?” Luna asked.
“That’s right.” Celestia replied. “You remember what happened last time with Cadence and Shining when they couldn’t get their frustrations out when they were hounded by the media after their wedding?”
“Don’t remind me.” Luna replied. “I remember her lashing out at one of the guards and she wouldn’t speak for 2 weeks.”
“You mean when she and Shining both blasted two reporters at the same time with their magic?” Celestia followed up.
“I heard that the stallion was in the hospital that day.”
“He made the fatal mistake of popping in on the two of them while they were in the shower, together.” Celestia followed up with a sigh. “Had the Crystal Empire not shown up, they wouldn’t have the privacy they would have right now.”
“Ahem…” A female voice called out.
Celestia and Luna both turned around to see their niece Cadence standing in the doorway with a maid behind her looking a little nervous. She was dressed in a regal gown similar to Celestia and Luna’s gowns that pushed up against her II-cup bust. Like Twilight, her mane wasn't flowing in a nonexistent wind and her body was as pink as Pinkie Pie’s, and she also had gold bangles around her wrists like the taller one and she actually wore golden slippers. Her mane and tail were curled and consisted of three colors; gold, violet, and rose, while a crystal heart cutie mark was on her child bearing hips. Her eyes were actually a shade darker violet than Celestia’s as she looked at both her aunts with a dark glare.
She was joined by another mare who was looking at them with a nervous posture. She was a unicorn with a sky blue coat, an azure mane and tail, sky blue eyes, and a diamond cutie mark. She was dressed in the traditional black and white maid outfit, although this one seemed more skimpy. She had a sleeveless top that showed off a lot of cleavage of her HH-Cup breasts, a small skirt that barely went past her cutie mark, fishnet gloves and stockings, and a pair of black high heels.
“Hope I’m not interrupting your little chit chat about my endeavors when my wedding ended.” She added in a dark tone.
“We only were reminded about how frustrated you were when it came to your past transgressions, and now Spike and his harem are dealing with the same problem.” Celestia began.
“Let me guess, reporters looking for a scoop and jealous suitors who don’t like the idea of a dragon with his own harem in Equestria?” Cadence replied, her tone lightening up somewhat.
“You could tell?” Luna asked.
“Their emotions are so tense, I can feel them all the way from Crystal Empire.” Cadence replied, rubbing her forehead trying to shake off a migraine..
“By the way dear niece, who is that behind you?” Luna asked, gesturing to the maid next to her.
“Oh this is Diamond Shine.” Cadence replied gesturing to her. “She was just hired two weeks ago and is currently assisting me right now. I figured I would introduce you to her.”
“So this is your new maid?” Celestia asks.
“She is.” Cadence replied. “Anyways, how are my cousin and the girls doing now?”
“I just received a letter from them explaining their situation, so I sent them a teleportation scroll to bring them here.”
“Tia was going to have them use her private island for a while until this blew over,” Luna added. Cadence suddenly stopped in place after hearing this. Celestia and Luna turned to their niece and Cadence’s face turned sour again as she began glaring at Celestia. Her aura started to glow, and it was so intense that even Celestia started to get nervous. The maid next to her backed away as she felt the intense aura around Cadence, who clearly wasn’t happy.
“You had a private island,” She growled as she walked towards her aunt with a glare that would scare even a dragon. “And you didn’t bother telling me or Shining with the amount of stress I was feeling when I was trying to spend my honeymoon with him?!”
“Now Cadence,” Celestia said, holding her hands up in defense. “I was actually going to tell you and Shining. But by then the Crystal Empire showed up, and I figured you would finally get the privacy you needed that way.”
“You mean when I had to keep a barrier for three days with no sleep or hardly any food, just to keep out an unhinged tyrant of a unicorn you and auntie Luna defeated in the past?” She added, her anger slowly growing. Her aura soon grew even more intense and it was enough to break a few vases around the hallway and even the glass along the windows. Her eyes were voided white and Celestia was already looking nervous. Luna looked rather pleased despite her nieces growing anger since it was the first time she had seen her sister like this.
“Um...princesses…” Diamond Shine called out, making everyone focus on her.
“Yes...Diamond Shine?” Celestia asked nervously. Cadence only turned to the now scared maid who was sweating up a storm.
“Diamond Shine,” Cadence said with her eyes still voided. “What is so important that you would interrupt our conversation?”
“You mentioned something about Spike and his wives earlier… Do you think they may have shown up by now?” She asked timidly. Everyone was brought back to earth hearing this, and turned to the double doors that led to Celestia’s throne room.
“Right, we were on our way to meet the newlyweds.” Luna replied. Cadence finally calmed down, but she was still angry with her aunt.
“Okay, but this conversation is not over Auntie Celestia.” Cadence replied.
Celestia nodded and the four mares went up to the throne room doors. Just as Celestia was about to open the door, they saw a flash come from the cracks and heard a multitude of groans.
“Sounds like they all arrived safely.” Celestial giggled and opened the door to see Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Trixie, Tsareena, Zecora, Coco, Crystal, and Yamimane, but they didn’t see Twilight or Spike.
“I wanna do that again!” Pinkie chirped in a cheery tone.
“I’d rather not…” Rarity replied in an eerie tone.
“I see most of you made it.” Celestia replied with a giggle.
“Would’ve like a warning about the scroll next time.” Rainbow Dash groaned.
“Where are Twilight and Spike?” Cadence asked, noticing the two were not in the pile.
“I think they're under us.” Pinkie replied. All of the girls soon try to get off of each other and stretch their limbs. Soon as everyone got off of each other, their faces turned a slight pink when they found Spike and Twilight in a rather peculiar situation.
“Ow...my head…” She groaned, not realizing that a certain drake was under her and he was slowly getting a hard on.
“Um...Twilight…” Spike managed to say to get her attention. “If you wanted me to motorboat you, we should get a more private place unless you like being watched.” He said, which caused her to be confused. She then looked up to see the girls looking at her with blushes on their faces. Twilight’s face suddenly turned bright red and she teleported off of Spike in a panic. She and Spike were both embarrassed already as it was and both stood up to dust themselves off.
“I see you’re all struggling with adjusting after your marriage.” Luna replied.
“Don’t remind us.” Crystal Heel replied. “Everywhere we fucking go, it’s either some stupid asshole suitor or some punk with a camera trying to get pictures of us.”
“It’s hard enough for us to do our jobs or even our daily lives without somepony bothering us.” Rarity replied.
“You girls must really have it bad.” Celestia replied. “It sounds a lot worse then what Cadence had to go through when she was married to Shining.”
“Yeah, but I didn’t have a private island to go to to get away from everyone trying to harass us.” Cadence replied in a dark tone. The girls heard Cadence say Private island and looked up at Celestia.
“You have a private island?!” Rarity gasped and the other girls followed suit.
“Really?” Starlight added, her eyes glittering in surprise.
“Yes girls I do.” Celestia began. “I bought it before Luna returned a few years ago.”
“Yes she did, and she never bothered telling me about it when it came down to my honeymoon.” Cadence replied which caught Twilight’s ear.
“You never told Cadence?” Twilight said, turning to her former mentor. The same radiating aura started to form around Twilight, similar to Cadence when she was with Celestia earlier. “She was having stress for weeks to no end. Was she not important enough for your time or something else?”
“I was going to tell her Twilight but then the Crystal Empire appeared and the two practically begged me to let them go there and look after it.” Celestia defended herself. “I didn't think it was necessary to tell them then as they finally got a place to themselves and could keep nosey reporters out.”
“Maybe they didn’t want to deal with a thousand year old deranged stallion named Sombra!” Twilight followed up, stomping on the floor literally making a few cracks in it. Her eyes glowed with the said void that Cadence had in her eyes from earlier. “She barely slept and ate for a few days after he showed up, and when we did deal with him, she was finally able to get time to herself!”
‘It seems a sisterly bond is strong between those two.’ Luna followed up as she continued to watch the amusing display.
Everyone started to step back when seeing how irate Twilight was being right now and Spike needed a way to deescalate the situation. Before a fight broke out, Spike got between Twilight and his adoptive mother before things got any worse.
“Twilight, take it easy.” He began, holding Twilight’s arm. “We’re finally gonna be able to get away from all of those nosey ponies, so please don't get mad at my Mom.” He pleaded rubbing her shoulders, he then leaned in nuzzling her cheek.
He looked into Twilight’s eyes to try to help her see reason, and she was somewhat able to calm down after that.
“Fine, but we’re not done having this conversation Celestia.” Twilight began as she sat back down.
“Look at it this way,” Starlight added. “At least we’ll have an island all to ourselves away from the annoying suitors and press.”
“Well now isn’t this a peculiar sight.” A male voice said in a rather annoying tone. Everyone in the room flinched at hearing that voice.
‘Why this idiotic bastard now?’ Spike thought to himself and the girls weren’t far behind when they heard and knew that snobbish voice all too well. They all turned around to see that a familiar flankhole of a prince was in front of the doorway with a knowing smirk on his face.
Dressed in a white tuxedo, he had his arms crossed as he stared smugly at the newly weds with ill intent. He was with another mare who looked similar to him but had more feminine features of a mare, as well as a EE-cup chest. She was in a blue dress that matched her eyes as well as her bangles and high heels. Her blonde mane was silky smooth and looked to be properly groomed as part of it covered her right eye.
“Guess someponies aren’t quite as used to the spotlight as others, but it’s to be expected by a group of commoners.” The stallion joked as the mare next to him only grimaced at his remark.
“What do you want Blueblood?” Twilight groaned.
“I was on my way to talk to Auntie Celestia about a new hotel I wanted to open up and I just happened to overhear your ‘troubles’ with unwanted press.” Blueblood remarked. “I guess this is what happens when you decide to marry a lizard.”
“What did you just say, you arrogant flankhole?” Spike growled as smoke began to flare from his nostrils. Spike wanted to do something, but he tried his best to keep his cool so as to not give him the satisfaction.
“That’s not very nice.” Fluttershy said
“Oh correction, why a bunch of whorses married a lizard.” He followed up, gesturing Spike’s harem. Spike had heard it all from Blueblood, lizard, gecko, freak of nature, but hearing Blueblood say that about his herd, he was ready to spill blood.
“WHY YOU POMPOUS SON OF A BITCH!!!” Spike roared, as his claws were ready to tear the pompous bastard apart. He was about to jump from his seat, but he felt something binding him to his chair. He turned around to see Celestia’s horn in a golden aura holding Spike down to keep from lashing out.
“Spike, let me handle this dear.” she said, trying to calm her son down. She then looked at her nephew with a disappointed and annoyed glare. “And Blueblood, I suggest you keep quiet unless you want me to release Spike onto you for the comment you made on my former student and her friends, whom I must remind you, are officially related to me now.”
“That little temper tantrum he threw only proves my point on why he shouldn’t be allowed to marry anypony.” Blueblood scoffed. “If he can’t keep his anger under control, then he’s clearly not fit to have a herd, and furthermore none of them are worthy of having the title of royalty.”
“That’s because you provoked him with that whorse remark you directed towards us you flankhole.” Rainbow Dash followed.
“You know what I think,” Pinkie said in a dark tone. ”You’re just trying to do that on purpose just to try and void our marriage to Spiky.” Pinkie replied, making the snark prince falter back a bit. “Only proves that you’re jealous.”
“M-me...jealous of that bastard?”
“Your poker face is just flat out terrible, plus your reaction gave it away.” She replied with a smirk. “If you’re that jealous that he has what you don’t, then that only makes you out a pathetic crybaby.”
Blueblood could only stutter at how easily Pinkie could figure him out so easily. The room was silent at first but a fit of giggling from the girls broke the silence as well as a bit of chuckling from Spike since it’s always funny whenever he sees him like this.
“I'm not a crybaby, I'm just stating the truth! I don't know what you mares see in this purple gecko, my own sister wouldn't even bed him!” Blueblood countered back, trying to save some face. Bluebelle flinched after hearing her name and turned to her brother angrily. She got behind him and with a magical hand, smacked him in the back of the head, knocking him onto the floor.
“What’re you dragging me into this for?” Bluebelle asked, her anger clearly showing on her face as her brother stared back with fear and shock. “Who I chose to bed is none of your business, brother.” She then looked at Spike and gave him a teasing smirk with half lidded eyes.
“But if I met somepony who was similar to Spike, I would consider dating him.” She added causing the big purple drake to blush brightly.
“Like hell you will! No sister of mine wi-OOW!” Blueblood tried to say but was smacked in the head again by his annoyed twin.
“Okay that’s enough. Blueblood get out and leave us be, we have something important to discuss and it doesn't involve you.” Celestia said with a tired sigh. Before the spoiled punk could protest, he was grabbed in a dark blue aura and thrown out the room.
“You heard my sister; begone with you!” Luna shouted with a scowl, not as patient as her sister.
“Thank you, auntie Luna.” Bluebelle sighed. “Can I please stay here? Anything to get away from my annoying brother.”
“Of course Bluebelle.” She added.
“You were talking about trying to get away from the unwanted press.” Bluebelle asked. “Where in Equestria can you actually go to try and get away from cameras constantly in your face?”
“Well Princess Celestia mentioned something about a private island that she was going to let us use to get away from this craziness for a month.” Cadance said
“Wait,” Bluebelle said, turning to her aunt. “You had a private island and you didn’t even think to tell me?” She said as she glared at Celestia, who had the nervous look in her face again.
“Now Bluebelle honey please…”
“Don’t you, ‘Now Bluebelle’ me!” She cut off Celestia, clearly pissed off. “I have to put up with my idiot brother almost everyday and you don’t even tell me, your niece, about a private island to get away from that idiot?”
“Maybe she didn’t want your nosy brother to find out? You know how much of a selfish brat he is and is always eavesdropping on you when you least expect him.” Spike brought up, causing everyone to turn to his direction.
“What do you mean?” Bluebelle responded.
“Look at it this way, we all hate Blueblood.” Spike added without much thought and the girls agreed. “I think the reason Celestia didn’t tell anypony is because it’s the only place she can probably get away from the pompous asshole.”
“Say what?” Rainbow Dash replied in a confused tone.
“It’s not just that either. Maybe she just didn’t want time away from him, but from all of Canterlot if she got frustrated. I mean come on she’s ruled a thousand years on her own, and being surrounded by a bunch of snobbish assholes can do that to you.” Spike finished that sentence and it caused the girls to calm down.
The girls began to understand it from Celestia's point of view as she rarely has anytime to herself. Cadence, Twilight, and Bluebelle began to feel guilty for their selfishness.
“I guess that makes sense.” Bluebelle sighing to herself. “If my brother heard about the island, no doubt he would try to invite his cronies and probably turn it into one of his personal condos.”
“And we know how nosy he can be when it comes to our personal lives so no doubt she would’ve kept the talk to a minimum.” Twilight added.
“I guess we went a little overboard.” Cadence agreed as she, Bluebelle and Twilight turned towards Celestia.
“We’re sorry Celestia.” The three mares said at the same time, bowing their heads. Celestia only smiled seeing them calm down and knelt down towards them.
“No harm done girls.” She began in her usual motherly tone. “Considering how you all feel and the stress you’ve been feeling as of late, I think you could all use this vacation.”
“Thank you Celestia.” Twilight followed up.
“Look I know we’re all tired and want some peace and quiet, so I think we just take a moment and take this trip and have a nice relaxing vacation.” Spike said.
“Auntie Celestia. If it’s alright, can I take my group of friends with me as well?” Bluebelle asked, looking back at Celestia. Spike and his harem looked at Bluebelle, worried that the princess would end up ruining their honeymoon before it even started.
“Why of course you can dear, who do you have in mind?” She couldn’t help but smile a little knowing exactly what her niece was planning with her son.
“Um princess,” Rarity spoke up and Celestia’s attention turned to her. “We were hoping to spend our honeymoon on the island, with just Spike and us.”
“We don’t want to sound rude or anything, we just thought it would be just us after what we were going through.” Twilight followed up. “And help us get away from everything that’s been happening recently so we can properly unwind.”
“And avoid stress for our foals.” Starlight said, rubbing her stomach with a small smile.
Celestia smiled. “That’s exactly what I had in mind for you all,” She replied, causing them to smile happily and a few of them to cheer.
“And I would like to go with everyone and maybe invite a few of my friends as well,” Bluebelle replied. Spike’s harem just turned to Bluebelle in confusion.
“Woah, hold on now.” Rainbow Dash replied darkly. “We were dealing with craziness for two weeks, we don’t want any of that following us.”
“We were hoping it would just be us for the time being.” Starlight followed up.
“Well, I want to get away from my brother for a while too,” Bluebelle said. “And…” She trailed off, not sure whether she should continue.
“And?” Coco asked curiously.
She sighed. “Me and a few of my friends are being harassed by Blueblood too, the idiot that he is, and some of them need time off from their jobs,” She continued. “Especially Tempest.”
“Tempest?!!” They all cried in surprise.
“How do you know Tempest?” Spike asked in confusion. The last they saw of her, she had left of her own accord after doing the right thing in the end to help Twilight and her friends. To hear that she’s back was surprising as well as somewhat strange.
Bluebelle smiled. “She’s my personal bodyguard for me and a good friend after I met her,” She replied. “Blueblood still seems to hold a grudge since she did lead an attack on Equestria.”
“She was desperate to get her horn back after an ursa broke it.” Twilight brought up.
“Well my brother doesn’t see it like that.” Bluebelle replied. “If you only knew how to use magic all your life just to have it taken away, what would you do?”
Twilight, Starlight, Rarity, Trixie, and the other unicorns all grew worried looks on their faces as they imagined losing their magic like that. It terrified them.
“Yeah I don’t know what I would do if I lost my horn…” Twilight added rubbing her hand over it absentmindedly.
“Exactly. Sadly my brother doesn’t see that since he tends to throw whiny temper tantrums over what she and the storm king did in Canterlot.” She added with a sigh, crossing her legs in the process. “Nothing about personal lives gets to him. In his mind, you mess with his life, you're on his enemy list forever.”
“It’s that backwards way of thinking that makes ponies like him unbearable.”
“Now Spike,” Bluebelle said to him. “Why don’t you go so me and the girls can talk in private for a bit.”
“Alright, but if you need anything, let me know. Take care," Spike went up to Bluebelle and hugged her. She hugged him back.
"I will and thanks Spike. And congratulations on getting married," Bluebelle said.
"Thank you," he replied before stepping out of the room and closing the door.
"So, Bluebelle, about Tempest, you mention that she was going with you?" Celestia asked.
“Of course, her and a few others are joining me as well,” Bluebelle followed up.
“Who are they?” Twilight asked, causing Bluebelle to smile as she turned to the door.
“Okay girls, you can come in,” Bluebelle called out. The door then swung open, before seven familiar women walked in.
First to walk in was Dragon Lord Ember, with the Bloodstone scepter in her hand. She was a brilliant cyan dragoness with a pale turquoise underbelly and large wings, dark blue spikes on her head and on the tip of her tail, two white horns that curved downwards from the side of her head, large HH-cup breasts, and brilliant red eyes. She was wearing the same golden armor she had worn during the Gauntlet of Fire.
Tempest came in next. She was a dark orchid unicorn with a broken horn, a moderate rose mane and tail that lightened up at the edges, opal eyes, DDD-cup breasts, and a large scar that stretched over her right eye. She was wearing a light green tank top that hugged her bust and showed off her abs, and dark green shorts that hugged her hips.
Gilda and Greta came soon after. Gilda was a moderately gamboge griffon with white feathers on her head and chest, brilliant gold talons, GG-cup breasts, and amber eyes. She was wearing a white tank top that strained from her bust, an open black leather jacket, and blue jeans that hugged her hips and allowed her lion tail to wave freely behind her. It also matched her black combat boots she typically wore.
Greta was a greyish scarlet griffon with greenish grey feathers on her head and chest that had emerald green patches, bright yellow talons, GG-cup breasts, and greyish arctic blue eyes. She was wearing a white tank top that strained from her bust, an open dark grey hoodie, a pale greyish green scarf wrapped around her neck, crescent moon earrings, and blue jeans that accentuated her wide hips. She was also wearing grey sneakers.
Queen Mesosoma and her sister Trachea entered next. Mesosoma was a quite curvaceous changeling with light lime green chitin on most of her body, brilliant gamboge chitin on her II-cup chest, moderate azure green chitin on her smooth belly, bright orange mandibles that stuck out the top of her head like horns, moderately violet wings that extended from her shoulders down to her ankles like a tail, and rose eyes. She was wearing a long flowing blue and purple dress with white stars scattered all over it and short sleeves, a purple bow that was tied on the back of her neck, and a pearl necklace sat underneath the bow.
Trachea was a more muscular changeling than her younger sister, and had dark cyan chitin covering most of her body, light red chitin on her HH-cup chest, grayish blue chitin on her abs, light red mandibles that stuck out like horns from the top of her head, light red wings that also extended down like her sister’s, and blue violet eyes. She was wearing a dress similar to her sister’s, except hers had more of a red tint to it, and she wasn’t wearing a bow on her neck.
Finally, there was a maid who came in and then closed the door behind her, before going over to where Cadence was and stood by her attentively.
“Hey girls,” Mesosoma replied with a smile. Everyone in the room was shocked seeing each other here. The girls hadn’t seen Tempest since the events of the Storm King, and the other kingdoms were minding their own business at the time after that.
“Gilda!!” Rainbow cried out happily. She rushed over to her and Gilda hugged her.
“Hey mommy to be,” Gilda said in a joking manner. “So how are things?”
“Well we’re still trying to deal with the fallout of the wedding and most of Equestria is still goin bonkers about it,” Applejack replied.
“We can’t even have an ounce of privacy without either a somepony trying to bother us,” Rarity followed up.
“Yeah, we heard that it was rough for you guys,” Mesosoma chimed in. “We were hoping to try and do something to help deal with your problems at the moment.”
“Well you don't have to worry about that since we’re planning on a beach vacation,” Pinkie chimed in with a smile.
“Beach Vacation?” Bluebelle’s group replied in shock.
“Yep,” Rainbow Dash followed up. “We figured we could use it since Princess Celestia is letting us use her private island.”
“And we could really use the break with everything that’s happened,” Rarity added.
Twilight turned her attention to Tempest and asked, “So how’s being a bodyguard been Tempest, I’m surprised to hear Bluebelle hired you.”
Tempest shrugged. “It’s better than when I worked for the Storm King,” She answered, before a sad look appeared on her face.
“Don’t feel bad Tempest,” Fluttershy said upon seeing her sad look. “It’s all in the past.”
“Too bad my brother doesn’t see it that way,” Bluebelle replied with a groan. “You should’ve seen the look on his face when I told him that Tempest was going to be my bodyguard.”
“I bet it was quite an interesting interview,” Twilight said.
“I doubt he’ll ever change if all he does is see the bad in ponies,” Bluebelle followed up with a sigh as she sat down. Her comment did make Diamond Shine flinch hearing that, but she tried not to stand out. “You changed Starlight, Tempest, and Spike even saw the good in Mesosoma when she wanted to change.”
“Well her sister was stubborn at first, but she got around it after looking past the whole concept of thinking that the new change made them look weak,” Starlight followed up, looking at Trachea who blushed at the response.
“Don’t start,” Trachea groaned.
“Anyways, is it alright if we join you on your trip?” Bluebelle asked. “I brought my circle of friends to join me as well, and we really could use the break. We promise we won’t get in the way, we simply just want to have a vacation of our own too.”
“Yeah, me and Trachea are getting seriously stressed out with running the hive,” Mesosoma said, which made Diamond Shine gain a pitying look on her face for a few seconds before it disappeared. “It’s been hard for Trachea to train the new changelings and for me to look after the young. I have no idea how Chrysalis did it.”
“Well she was the former queen, and she was very strict no less, based on what you told before,” Twilight stated as she remembered her last encounter with the old queen, as well as remembering what the reformed changelings had told her about Chrysalis. Diamond Shine grimaced upon hearing that from the princess of friendship.
“You’re still angry with her aren’t you?” Bluebelle asked.
“Who wouldn’t be after what she did?” Twilight followed up. “She tried to turn my friends against me the first time, and kidnapping a foal to draw us out is a new low. And it was my niece no less.”
“Even when I tried offering her friendship, she completely cut me off,” Starlight added. “I don't know what happened to her, but I think she’s just pure evil to the core now.”
Hearing that from Twilight and Starlight, Diamond Shine looked pale hearing all of this, and she was silently wishing that she wasn’t there.
“What’s a beach by the way?” Ember announced. Hearing that one question made everyone look at her funny. “What did I say?”
“Please tell us you’re joking?” Rainbow Dash asked.
“About what?” Ember replied, confused as to why they were making a big deal out of what she had said. “Why would I joke about something I don't know?”
Pinkie let out a loud gasp. “You don’t know what a beach is?!” She exclaimed as she looked at the dragoness. “It’s only one of the best places to go to!!”
“You at least have to know what a bikini is right?” Rarity asked her, a worried look on her face.
“What the heck is that?” Ember asked, not even quite sure what she had just heard. “What’s a ‘bikiwi?’” Everyone was just shocked to hear her say this, especially Rarity and Pinkie. But Ember continued speaking. “Dragons usually go around to either sleep, hoard, or eat. They usually keep to themselves unless they are summoned by the Dragon Lord.”
“Um, we really haven’t heard of a beach or a bikini either,” Mesosma replied referring to her and Trachea. Everyone other than Ember soon looked at them funny.
“Okay, we need to get to a clothing store right now!” Bluebelle shouted as she and Rarity grabbed Ember by her forearm. “You three are not missing out on this trip I can guarantee you that much!”
“Hey, where are we going?!” Ember exclaimed as she was dragged out of the room by Bluebelle and the fashionista while Mesosoma and Trachea went after them, neither of them understanding what a “bikini” was. The other girls went with them as well, deciding that it wouldn’t hurt to see what bikinis they could find and possibly buy. The only ones left in the room were Celestia, Luna, Cadance, and Diamond Shine.
“Well that was quite the handful,” Celestia replied as she stood up from her seat. “I think this could be quite the bonding experience for the girls. And when are you going to drop the disguise, we’re alone now,”
“Fine,” Diamond Shine said as her horn lit up light green, before her image disappeared, revealing that she was in fact Chrysalis, former queen of the changelings. She was an 8 foot tall changeling with black skin, long, dark green hair that nearly went down to her JJ-cup breasts, and a large rear that complimented her birthing hips. She was wearing a dress quite similar to Celestia’s but it had more of a forest theme. “Was I that obvious?”
“Given the reactions you were giving towards the girls talking about you, and Cadance filling me in on what you tried to do, it was quite obvious,” Celestia said while trying to keep a smile on her face to hide her boiling anger. “I’m still trying my hardest to not strangle you to death right now for what you tried to do to Spike earlier, and for what you did to my two nieces.”
“I said I was sorry okay,” Chrysalis groaned. “I still feel sore for what he did to me two weeks ago.”
“I believe that is something called karma,” Luna replied. “But I’m still surprised that Cadance was willing to help you after what happened.”
“Believe me even I’m still surprised,” Chrysalis followed up. “I still don’t feel safe revealing myself to the girls though, especially after what some of them said about me.”
“Hey, despite what you did to me, I still help anypony find love no matter who it is or what they’ve done,” Cadance followed up. “And it’s no surprise that Twilight still hates you since you did get to her on a personal level.”
“Don’t rub it in please,” Chrysalis groaned. “I don’t need to be reminded about what I did back then right now.”
“Then why would you want to hook up with Spike?” Celestia asked. “What are your intentions with my son?” She narrowed her eyes as she loomed over the changeling.
“Cause after he railed me and while I was living alone in the forest, I began to really think about my actions, and how they had led me to lose everything,” She began. “Spike was the first good thing to happen to me in a long time, to show me that there is more to this world than taking things, but giving them out of the kindness of your heart, and I don't want to lose that.”
“You got all that after my brother in law fucked you into a coma?” Cadence asked, arching an eyebrow questioningly, while Chrysalis blushed at the forward remark and the princesses tried to hold in their giggling.
“For the record I had a lot of personal time to think over all of my past transgressions, I’ve even been trying to meditate recently thank you.” She huffed.
“So you want a chance to make up for everything you’ve done up to this point, and with my son and his wives?” Celestia replied with a smile.
“Yes, but the problem is getting past his new wives, seeing as they still hate my guts,” Chrysalis said.
“Okay, how about I go with you and the girls?” Cadance replied with a smile, reassuring her. “This way I can vouch for you if your disguise does drop when you have your fun with him, or the girls if you’re lucky enough.” She winked, bumping her hip against hers.
“I’ll be lucky enough not to have my face broken,” She sighed. “You’d do that for me?” She asked in surprise.
“Of course. As I said, I'm the princess Of Love, and I make sure anypony no matter who it is, gets a chance to find their true love. Plus as Twilight would say, what are friends for?” Cadance replied smiling. Chrysalis couldn’t help but let out a large smile as happy tears formed in the corners of her eyes.
“Thank you,” Chrysalis said as she hugged Cadance, surprising her, Celestia, and Luna but smiled as she embraced the mare.
“Shouldn’t you both be joining the girls on their bikini shopping?” Celestia replied with a smile after a few seconds.
“Yes, we should,” Cadance followed up, before Chrysalis turned back to her Diamond Shine disguise and followed Cadance towards the door. But before Chrysalis left she stopped at the doorway and turned to the princesses a small genuine smile on her face. “Thank you, your highness, I promise to show you, your subjects, and most importantly your son that I’m willing to give them all the love and friendship they deserve.”
Celestia smiled back at her. “Just be aware of what happens if you break his heart, or any of my daughters in law as well.” She promised smiling to her which made the former queen shiver as it left a piercing gaze that could almost match Fluttershy’s stare.
“See you in two weeks Aunty.” Cadence called out as she and the changeling left.
“See you both by then,” She said before both mares left closing the door via magic, leaving both of the Princesses alone.
“Sister, what’s with the smile on your face?” Luna said upon noticing a large smile appear on Celestia’s face.
“Oh, just wondering about how many grandkids we’re going to have to spoil when Spike is done with the girls on their little trip,” She said while walking towards the door. “Knowing the girls, they have some much needed steam to blow off.”
“Indeed they do sister,” Luna followed up as she joined her in walking towards the door. “I just hope that he can handle their frustrations while they at the same time can handle him.”
“I’m sure they will sister,” Celestia added as both mares left the room.
“How much are you willing to bet Chrysalis will become another one of his wives along with Bluebelle and her company?” Luna inquired.
“I give it less than a week, maybe a few days considering how lovestruck that changeling was, as for Bluebelle and her friends I give it til the end of the trip.” She smirked.
“Well I believe that Bluebelle and company will have the better odds considering their numbers and will no doubt win our dear nephews heart before Chrysalis does during their trip.” She replied haughtily.
“Really now, I suppose we are both at an impasse then, and there’s only one way to settle this dear sister.
“I see, the usual wager then?” Luna asked, extending her hand.
“You’re on.” Celestia stated as the two sisters shook hands.
Author's Note
Here we are, the sequel as promised. I do plan to makes Spike's harem bigger during this vacation and I got credit to Israel Yabuki, wolfmane93, Yoshikage Kira, phoenixcold45, Sage the Ero harem Kami, and Puzzle Master for helping me get this setup. I want to start this summer off with a bang and I do hope that this story will keep everyone satisfied. Just don't expect any updates for awhile until Shadic Bro get's back.
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