A Spiked Beach Honeymoon

by SonicBlitz18

Old and New Faces

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‘Hmm, I wonder what Bluebelle wanted to talk with the girls about,’ Spike thought to himself as he left the room earlier and wanted to walk around for a bit. He thought about what Bluebelle said and what she wanted to talk about with the girls. He thought about what to do next when he is suddenly stopped by a pair of stallions in front of him.

Both stallions looked to be well dressed and had an aura of poise around them just from standing near him. One was more of a close resemblance to a burly stallion that Spike was familiar with in Ponyville, just not as muscular as him. He had cyan blue fur with a short, brown mane and had amber eyes and wings. He wore a blue business tuxedo with chest pockets and dark blue jeans. The other stallion was a unicorn, having on him golden yellow fur and a black mane. He had on a red business tux with a golden yellow necktie.

“Well, well, lookie what we have here. The lizard who’s been the talk of the country.” The rather burly stallion said towards an even more annoyed Spike. He really didn’t want to deal with this right now, especially since he was offered a chance to get away from all this crap that he and the girls were dealing with. It couldn’t come any sooner at this rate.

“Not used to the spotlight now, are you?” The short stallion followed up with a smirk. Spike could tell that they were trying to get a reaction out of him with insults, trying to look for any reason to have his marriage voided. Canterlot had a lot of old elites that see interracial marriage as a disgrace. They believed that ponies breeding with other races was a stain on their culture. It was one of the many reasons why Spike hated living here.

"Ugh, this is one of the reasons why I was glad to leave Canterlot, guys like you are always getting in my face. But now because of my marital status, you idiots are even more of a major headache than before. Honestly, I don't see how Princess Celestia manages to put up with you stuck-up jerks," Spike said, squeezing the bridge between his eyes.

“At least we have class and how it’s shameful that mares in that garbage town Ponyville would be willing to sleep with a dragon,” The burly stallion followed up. Spike’s left eye twitched hearing him say that. He could tell that they had the audacity to call his harem sluts. They didn’t understand what they were doing with the constant harassment of the girls, but they needed to learn the hard way that times were changing. Calming himself down, he responds.

"You say you have class, yet you're still single and I'm married to 13 lovely ladies who prefer manners over childish banter," Spike retorted, smirking triumphantly.

"Wha… How DARE you disrespect your superiors, you filthy swine!" the bulky stallion said.

“Now, now, we didn’t come here for a fight,” The shorter stallion replied as he reached behind him and threw a bag onto the floor, the bag burst open to reveal several gemstones that looked to be of the finest quality.

"What are these for?" Spike asked, arching an eyebrow.

“Call it an incentive,” The shorter stallion replied. “You seem to be a dragon that lives to enjoy the finer things in life so my family has found the rarest of gems for your treasure. We just want something in return from you.”

“And that would be?” Spike asked with a dull glare.

"For you to divorce your mares," the short one said. “I think that they wouldn’t want to be bothered with this unwanted attention they were receiving for marrying you. So maybe you’d be doing them a favor by setting them free.”

Both stallions were smiling when Spike gave a calm sigh after a few minutes of silence, and picked up the gems that were on the floor. "Here's what I think of your offer," he said in a deep, menacing tone. Minutes later Spike was walking out of the hallway, leaving the two stooges all comfy in their trash bin bed. The bulky stallion was at the top, the short one on the bottom and it was a real tight squeeze. The short one wasn't helping with the way he was squirming to get out of the trash.

“Can’t believe that bastards have the audacity to try and bribe me to lose my friends,” Spike grumbled to himself as he walked over to a group of guards with the bag of gems in his hand.

“Sir Spike, is something wrong?” A male guard asked.

“Nothing, just some asshole trying to bribe me to lose my friends is all,” Spike said as he handed them the bag. “Take that to a charity or something, I just don’t need to deal with that right now. And you mind doing something about the trash in the alleyway?” Spike followed up jerking his thumb over his shoulder. He then left the three guards who soon found the dazed stallions that he left behind in the trash can. Meanwhile Spike needed to calm down after his run in with those two idiots.

“These assholes need to understand that times are changing, and that they don’t run the entire fucking world,” Spike grumbled to himself as he walked towards the one place he knew he could calm down at. The royal castle gardens. He went through a couple doors until he was met with a large open courtyard with plenty of colorful flowers, trees, and bushes, along with dozens of animals, he walked through smiling while a few of the critters not afraid of him nuzzled him. Spike then came across a very odd tree. It was a willow tree but to many it was a magically grown tree to where part of the trunk was made to look like a naturally grown bench.

It had a slight curve to it but otherwise it was fairly comfortable to sit in, and for the dragon it was his favorite spot when he and Twilight were at the castle from time to time. He always liked how peaceful and quiet it was, and reminded him of Fluttershy's cottage back home.

He sat down and leaned back as he heard the wood slightly creak under his weight but remained still. Spike sighed contently as he stared up at the long wilting branches of the tree, smiling as he remembered the times his mother would take him here back when he shortly lived in the castle and she would read to him or when he was feeling sad, or was sad, she would hum a little lullaby to him while enveloping him in her wings until he felt better. He did miss those times that he had with her and how things have changed.

“Man, this place takes me back,” He said to himself as he continued to listen to the sounds of the garden around him. “The sounds of birds chirping, the water of the grotto flowing, the sounds of a girl screaming- wait what?”

Spike could hear the sounds of a mare falling down and he looked up to see a shadow falling in a dive bomb motion. He couldn't see who it was since it was flying too fast towards him, and before Spike could have a chance to react, he got tackled into the floor, tumbling out of his seat and both he and the female rolled onto the grass and were both in a daze.

“Ugh, Celestia that hurts,” Spike groaned as he was still trying to figure out what crashed into him.

“Ooh, my head hurts,” A female voice groaned and it seemed familiar to Spike in a way. Spike’s eyes were still slowly adjusting from the sudden impact he felt, but his vision soon cleared, and he was now blushing up a storm. The reason, he was face to breasts with the mare’s generous GG-cup cleavage that was sticking out from her white seashell themed sundress that she was wearing. Spike entered full on panic mode and began flailing around under the mare, making her look down to see Spike’s blushing face in her cleavage. He looked up to see the smiling face of a familiar blonde and blue haired hippogryph and her bright sparkling eyes were looking at him with excitement and care.

“Hey Spike,” she said with a smile as she hugged his head, keeping the poor drake trapped in her cleavage, much to his shock and embarrassment. He recognized the bubbly voice to belong to Princess Skystar of the Hippogryph kingdom.

“Can’t breathe…” He mumbled out, but he was more focused on the blood currently rushing down towards his groin.

‘For the love of Celestia and all that is holy, please don’t get an erection,’ Spike was repeating in his head with what Skystar was doing to him. Her bubbly demeanor and pute airheadedness to the rest of the world was very cute to the dragon. She looked at the confused dragon and it took her a few seconds to realize the position she was in and got off of Spike.

“Spike, I’ve been looking everywhere for you.” She beamed happily. “Also sorry about earlier.”

“Oh hey there princess Skystar.” He greeted making the hippogriff giggle. “Also it’s fine,”

“Come Spike no need to be so serious, just address me as Skystar, we’re friends aren’t we?”

“Yeah, sure Sky.”

“Eee my first nickname, yay!”

“Right so what brings you here, I didn’t hear about a meeting with your mom going on this week.”

“Well she wanted to surprise princess Celestia because it’s been ages since they’ve seen each other and wanted to talk to her about some boring thing about allowing hippogriffs to live here. I think it was for some kind of school.”

“Oh you mean Twilights school of friendship.”

“Yeah that’s it!” She beamed. “I heard my cousin is the first one admitted.”

“Well that’s great.” Spike smiled. “So what are you doing out here if your moms at the castle?”

“Oh I got really bored over the meeting, so I stepped out and went exploring, I was flying around enjoying the sights when I got distracted by this really pretty flying machine that an earth pony was flying in.”

“You mean the helicopters that they fly around in?” Spike asked the surprised mare.

“Is that what it’s called?” She asked getting close to the dragon, her bust pushing up against his chest.

“Yes, but that doesn’t explain why you dive bombed on top of me,” He asked, trying to change the subject.

“Oh, that’s because while I was distracted, I hit my face against a wall and I fell down in a tailspin.” she said with a smile and Spike sighed hearing that.

“I had a feeling that’s what happened,”

“Oh I almost forgot.” She then pulled a small box and opened it up revealing a beautiful pink shell with a glowing pearl inside. “Happy late wedding, I would’ve given it to you at the wedding but mom and I were still busy reconstructing the kingdom and with me being grounded, there was hardly any time, and I thought about sending it by sea mail but you live on land so I got a great idea where I would deliver it to you in pony the next time I visited because it felt more personal. So now with mom and me in Canterlot I thought, ‘this was perfect I can go see Spike now and give him his present.’ So I flew off and went to find you but then I got distracted and crashed but I crashed on you, and since it was you I was soooo glad cause now I can give you my present, which I just did!” She explained talking almost a mile a minute, if Spike didn’t know any better, he would have sworn he found Pinkie’s long lost relative.

He looked at the gift in slight confusion looking back up to the exuberant mare/avian who was smiling widely in return.

“Uh thanks, but what is it?”

“Duh, it’s a transformation necklace, it will help you be able to swim underwater without having to use any fancy magic or equipment, and look it’s just like my necklace.” She pointed out while at the same time was unintentionally showing off her bust thrusting it towards the poor drake who couldn’t help but blush.

‘Don’t get any ideas Spike, you’re a married dragon now with kids on the way, no need to complicate things any further.’ He thought to himself as he started to sweat with the hippogriff princess shoving her assets in his face. He tried not to let himself be distracted and took her gift graciously.

“Thanks, so I put this on and what? Wait a minute I’m not gonna turn into a blowfish again am I, because I already had enough nightmares of a sushi chef trying to cook me up and eat me.” He shivered.

Skystar could only laugh at the dragon. “Oh Spike you’re so funny, no once the necklace is on it’ll magically turn you into the equivalent of a seapony.”

“So I’ll turn into a seadragon?”

“Yes exactly, I’m glad you like it.”

“Sweet, I’m sure Rainbow and the others will get a kick out of it.”

“By the way, how are Twilight and her friends? I know things have been a little rocky since the Storm King incident, but my mom has been doing her best to try not to hold a grudge considering the circumstances after that.”

“Oh, well things haven’t been so easy the past couple weeks, we’ve been hounded by fans, reporters, and nobles alike. Hell none of us can walk five feet out of our homes without being bothered by somepony.”

“I’m sorry you have to go through all that, but I’m sure it’s not that bad.”

“Not that bad? Sky just a couple days ago I found a stallion trying to peep on me and Twilight in bed just to get a photo of us.”

“Oh.”

“And the day before that I was delivered a mountain of threats, challenges, and love letters. Me and the girls had to sort through all of it too.” He snorted.

“Wow that is pretty bad.” She replied solemnly.

Spike shook off his annoyance and smiled back at the hippogriff mare. “Anyway, enough lamenting about that, since we’re here, how about I show you around town?”

Really?! I would love to. Show me the way.”

“Alright then let’s go, I know the perfect place to-”

“There he is!” A male reporter called out, shocking both Skystar and Spike.

“It’s our brave and glorious prince!”

“And is that Princess Skystar that he’s with?”

“Crap, not again.” Spike groaned at the mob of ponies that were attempting to swarm the pair.

“What do we do now?” Skystar asked worriedly.

“Fly outta here is one thing,” He replied as he opened up his wings and flew out of the gardens with the princess in tow, along with a few pegasi holding cameras and microphones following them.

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After several hours and several hiding places later Spike and Skystar finally managed to lose the entourage and were currently at the one place he could count on besides the castle, and that was Pony Joes, his favorite stop in the capital. And also had the best donuts around too.

The place was currently empty and the dragon and hippogriff were sitting at one of the tables in the shop, relieved at the break they had from the mob of ponies that chased all around town.

“Are you always this popular?” She asked as they were sitting at a table.

“Not since two weeks ago, and the wedding sure wasn’t much help either.”

“Here ya go Spike, one bakers dozen of The Brave and Glorious Glaze for you and the little lady here.” Pony Joe announced as he laid down a plate of purple colored donuts with light green frosting, and green and purple sprinkles laid on top. Spike at first thought it wouldn’t help if Joe made a donut after him, but after taking one bite of them right after his wedding he couldn’t get enough of them and were his favorite whenever he visited.

Skystar looked on curiously at the donuts, having never seen such a treat before,

“Something wrong?” The drake asked her.

“No, I’ve just never seen these before.” She replied looking in wonder at the dessert.

Joe could only chuckle hearing that while cleaning a mug at the counter. “What kind of rock were you living under to not hear of a donut before?”

“Oh I didn’t live under a rock, I live under the ocean.” She remarked innocently, leaving the unicorn stallion in confusion.

“I’m sorry, what? You said you live under the ocean, just what kind of griffon are ya?”

“I’m not a griffon, silly I’m a hippogriff.”

“She and her kind can transform into sea ponies and hippogriffs using magic necklaces like the one she is wearing right now.” Spike added.

“Huh, well whaddya know, how about that.” The unicorn smiled as he went back to work.

Skystar then picked up one of the donuts and examined it. She loved all the colors, and since it looked so pretty she almost didn’t want to eat it, but when the aroma hit her nose she couldn’t stop drooling. Taking a bite her eyes went wide and stood frozen for a few moments. Spike, growing concerned for her, was about to ask if she was alright when the mare suddenly stood up, a wide side splitting smile on her face.

“THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER TASTED!!!” She shouted and began gorging herself on the rest of the plate while the dragon just looked on in amusement and saved a couple for himself from the now voracious princess.

“Heh she’s just like Pinkie ain’t she? At this rate Spike she’ll be another one of your wives in your harem” Joe said in a joking manner making the pair blush.

“It’s not like that at all, plus Twilight and the girls would kill me if I happen to include somepony else. And we all just got married and haven’t gone on our honeymoon, for crying out loud.”

“I know, I’m just messing with ya Spike.”

“Um, what’s a harem?” She asked innocently, making Spike and Pony Joe look at her in confusion. “What?”

“Does she really not know what a harem is?”

Spike grew nervous at the question, considering how long she and her race lived underwater he figured that they didn’t know much about the outside world. Taking a breath he thought of the best and simplest way to explain it to her.

“Well Sky, a harem or herd depending on where you live is a relationship based on more than one partner being romantically together and sharing each other equally. Through that they spread all of their love amongst themselves, they can even benefit from having children without having to worry about any of them being hurt.”

“That sounds… romantic.”

“Huh?”

“I mean one guy with several girls who all love each other, it’s like being one big happy family.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” Spike smiled as he thought about when his foals will be born in the next several months, he was both terrified yet excited at the same time he didn’t know where to begin.

“I would love to be in a harem some day.” Skystar remarked looking out the window absentmindedly with her hand resting on her cheek.

“Really?”

“Mhm It’s like having a bunch of sisters together all loving and cherishing the same guy we care about.”

“Will your mom approve, she strikes me as the overprotective type.”

“Are you asking me to join your harem?” She asked innocently, and Spike immediately choked on the donut he bit into.

“What?! no, no, I-I-I mean you're pretty and all Sky but we don't know much about each other. Plus I’m married. I don’t think Twilight and the others would be ok with me suddenly adding another mare to my relationship all of a sudden.” ‘Not to mention they might castrate me too.’

“So how do I find my special someponies?”

“You just have to follow your heart and listen to what it tells you, and then you’ll be truly happy.”

“And how do I do that?” she looked at him in confusion.

‘Oh boy,’ Spike thought to himself as he realized this was going to take awhile for her to understand. Seeing as she was in the sea for so long when the Storm King first appeared, this would be new to her. ‘This is gonna take awhile to explain.’

“Um, well you see

“Excuse me sir Spike, Princess. Your mother has requested the two of you at the castle as soon as you're ready,” a voice called out from behind him. Spike turned around to see that it was one of Princess Celestia’s maids who found them. She was wearing a short black skirt with white lace on the edges that ended just above her knees, a small white apron, and a rather large HH-cup bust that was barely being contained by her black short sleeve shirt. She was bowing and Spike could see the canyon of cleavage that she had when she bowed.

“What does mom want with us?” Spike asked him, trying his hardest not to stare much to Skystar’s confusion.

“She was waiting for your return sir Spike,” The maid replied.

“Probably figured out that I was missing from the castle.” Skystar added a small frown on her face.

“Don’t worry I’m sure Queen Novo isn’t too angry that you were gone,” The main replied with a smile. “She just wasn’t sure why you didn’t show up to the meeting point.”

“Oh, that’s because Spike was trying to get away from news reporters that saw us together and he didn’t want them getting the wrong idea,” Skystar nonchalantly said, making Spike flinch in response.

“Okay, I can take you to Princess Celestia and Queen Novo as they are both waiting for you,” she said with a smile.

“Um, that won’t be necessary, I can go by myself,” he said with a nervous smile. He needed to get away, just the thought of looking at her body jiggling with each step would get him hot under the collar.

“I’d better go as well,” Skystar added. “I’d rather not make my mother angrier than she already sounds right now.”

“Okay then,” the maid said with a smile. “Take care master Spike.”

Spike then got up from where he was sitting and Skystar went after him, leaving the one maid behind. She simply waved them off as they went back to the castle. Spike wanted to be cautious at least since he didn’t want to give the news any wrong ideas about Spike cheating on the girls. Much to his surprise though as they continued to walk, he didn’t see a single reporter, not even a cameraman was here.

“Odd…”

“Why are you afraid of the men you saw earlier?” Skystar asked.

Spike let out a large sigh. “It’s not that I’m afraid of them Skystar,” he added. “You haven’t been out of the kingdom in a while and since you don’t know about news reporters they always look for a crazy scoop. Plus ever since my marriage was conceived, my life has gotten crazy and they're probably looking for ways to either blow it out of proportion or to try and destroy my marriage just because it would make ‘great news’.”

“Geez,”

“What makes it worse, are some noble assholes thinking that I bribed the girls or something or took them against their will, when that is not at all what happened,” Spike said in annoyance. “They would harass the girls into being with them and leaving me, but their sorry asses meet the floor when the girls chase them off.”

“That sounds terrible.”

“Yeah, it was going on for two weeks and it was driving the girls crazy,” Spike added. “And it’s why we're here to talk about a place we can go to to relax for a bit.”

“Must be pretty hectic then,” Skystar said with a worried look on her face. “I hope that wherever you go can help you relax.”

“Yeah, that’s what we need right no-OOF!” Spike gets stunned when he bumped into a fleshy figure. He looked up to not only see Princess Celestia, but a rather strict mother in front of him that was related to Skystar. Queen Novo.

Now Spike didn’t interact much with the Seaquestrian ruler after his adventure with the Storm King with the girls, but seeing her now, she reminded him a lot of his mother both from her poise, her aura of motherly authority, but most of all was her figure.

She wore a coral colored dress that seemed a mix of both a robe and seaweed with scales of glittering colors, while the rest of it was lined with an assortment of pearls ranging from white, pink, to gold that made the dress shimmer. While her sense of fashion was something Rarity would swoon over Spike’s attention was more on her large breasts which were about KK-cup and covered by seashells that struggled to cover her magnificent mounds, a fit curvaceous body that many creatures would salivate over. Her hair was neatly styled while the straps that held her dress up accentuated further her prominent chest, which the dragon was doing his best not to stare at, and it also wasn't helping that he was close to her rather large ass. It was as if he was looking at a spitting image of Celestia’s body.

“Well, this is unexpected,” she said with a stern tone. Her face showed no emotion as she looked down at Spike’s blushing and panicked face. “I came looking for my daughter, and I found her with you. But I see I missed a lot since I remember you being a small puffer fish.”

“Uh...umm…” Spike didn’t know what to say as he wasn’t sure how to respond.

“Skystar, how many times have I told you to not to run off like that.”

“But mom, everything is so boring in there, I wanted to see the city since I never got the chance last time we were here being cooped up for so long,”

Queen Novo let out a sigh. “I know sweetie, I know,” She replied. “I just don’t want you to get lost or hurt.”

“Not really a problem since Spike found me after I crashed into him,” she said with a smile. Spike flinched hearing his name called and backed away from Novo. He still remembered when Twilight tried to take the pearl that she had all because she refused to do anything, but wanted to protect her people.

“You crashed into him?”

“Yeah, I was in the castle gardens and I looked up to see her fall on me,” he said meekly.

“I see,” she said with a sigh. “Anyways, you mentioned something about a trade route for my people and helping with restoring my old kingdom that the Storm King ransacked?”

“Indeed I did,” Celestia said with a smile. “Spike, why don’t you spend the night with me until you leave on your vacation with the girls?”

“I guess I can do that,” Spike said with a smile. “Where are the girls anyway?”

“Oh they all went shopping for their two week trip,” Celestia added. “Luna is doing her royal duties as well and Cadance and Shining left to go back to the Crystal Empire with Flurry Heart.”

“I guess that sounds about right,” Spike said with a sigh. Spike was about to leave when he noticed a strange pair of eyes from one of the pictures looking back at him.

“Did you get a new picture frame or something?” Spike asked.

“No why?”

“Cause this picture looks a bit...off,” Spike said as he stared hard at the eyes. The eyes were a brilliant yellow with crimson pupils that were different sizes. Suddenly a mouth appeared and it spoke.

“Glad to see your dragon eyes still work,” it said in a crazed female voice.

“Oh crap!” Spike yelled as he stumbled backwards in shock and into Skystar and they both toppled over each other and fell down, hurting one another in the process. Spike groaned in response to that sudden panic attack and Skystar was literally seeing stars after hitting her head.

“What...happened?” Skystar groaned. The mouth was soon erupting with laughter as the picture started to disappear and a figure showed up from it. The figure, a woman, looked quite...chaotic, with her head that of a pony’s and grey in color, shoulder-length silver hair and pony mane, a blue goat horn on the left side of her head, a deer antler on the right side of her head, a brown furred torso, a pink dragon-like snake tail with a silver tuft on the end of it, the right claw of an eagle, the left arm of a lion, the right amber leg of a goat, the left green leg of a lizard, and a light blue pegasus’ right wing and a dark blue bat’s left wing were on her back. She was wearing multi-colored loose straps that ran over her shoulders and over her GG-cup breasts, covering her bright pink nipples before attaching to her multi-colored short skirt, which only seemed to accentuate her wide hips and large ass.

“Oh mother of Celestia, the looks on your faces were priceless,” The woman said as she laughed.

“What manner of creature is this?” Novo said in shock, confusion and anger.

“Pandora, are you really intending to scare Spike like that?”

“Oh come on, I was just trying to have a little fun Celly,” she said with a smile. She then noticed Queen Novo, and Princess Skystar rubbing her head as she got out from under Spike. “Who are these busty birds?”

“Excuse me?” Novo was not amused as she looked ready to throttle Pandora.

“Oh, my bad, I meant to say ‘busty hippos,’” Pandora said with a chuckle.

“You insolent little-” Novo was close to lashing out, but was held back by Princess Celestia.

“It’s alright, she’s like this a lot, she just likes to make jokes a lot, it’s more of her specialty being the goddess of chaos.”

“Ooooo!! Looks like we have a pecking order here!!” Pandora added, before laughing even harder upon seeing that Novo’s face had turned almost tomato red in rage. Spike was now nervous as he could clearly see veins popping from her forehead.

“Let me at her!!”

“Oh come on, no need to get your feathers ruffled up,” she added. “Try to lighten up with a bubble bath.”

“You wretched-!” Celestia had to hold Novo back to keep her from lashing out seeing as she was still friends.

“Are they always like this?” Skystar asked, turning to the dragon.

“Yeah, most of the time.” He shrugged. “Pandora just likes to make jokes a lot, but sometimes she takes it too far.”

“Skystar, I think you and I should go with your mother to help calm her down,” Celestia brought up as she was still trying to keep Queen Novo from lashing out onto the draconequus.

“Okay,” she told her and then turned to Spike. “It was nice talking to you Spike.” She then leaves with Princess Celestia and her mother, leaving Pandora and Spike alone.

“Hey that reminds me,” Pandora said as she turned to Spike, and noticed something off about him. “When did you get the new buff look? Last I checked you were barely four feet tall. Plus when did you get wings?”

“Um, let’s just say a lot happened while you were away,” Spike said with a nervous glance while rubbing the back of his head. Pandora was about to ask what he meant by that, but then she noticed the ring on his right hand.

“Woah, did you and Rarity finally tie the knot?” she said with a smile on her face while rushing over and hugging Spike. He blushed as she had very little clothing on and he could feel her curves pressing against him, despite how chaotic she truly is.

“Um...it’s not just Rarity…” Spike managed to say as he was trying his hardest not to get a boner right there. Pandora looked at him with confusion.

“What do you mean?” she asked.

“Well…” Spike said. “I’m also with Trixie, Starlight, Zecora, Coco, Mane-iac, the rest of the mane six, Crystal Heels, Tasreeena, and Yamimane.”

“Okay, those last three I don’t know about,” She told him. Spike then proceeded to tell her about what happened with one of his comics that led to him sleeping with all of his friends, and the former villainesses of the comics and now they have new lives here.

After hearing all this, Pandora soon began to chuckle, before blowing up into full on laughter. She was laughing so hard that she literally fell apart and her pieces landed on the floor.

“So..so you *wheeze* got buff *snort*, fucked them *chuckle*, and *gasp* knocked them *giggle* up?!”

“Trixie’s original plan was to prank me with an aphrodisiac, but it mixed with the villainess's plan and the doctor that Zecora played, so the girls had to siphon the buildup of chemicals that built up in my dick.”

“Oh mother of Celestia that’s so rich,” Pandora giggled as she put herself back together. “I can’t believe a prank led to all of this, and you even got my friend Fluttershy with you.”

“Yeah, even I still can’t believe it,” Spike said. “But a lot of assholes don’t seem to like that since they were harassing me and the girls trying to get me to break off my marriage.”

“Probably butthurt sore losers,” Pandora said with a smile. “You may have to be the luckiest dragon alive right now bedding them.”

“Guess you could say that,” he added. “But now me and the girls are trying to take a vacation for a while to get away from the craziness and Celestia suggested using a private island that she owns.”

“Wait, she has a private island?” Pandora asked. “I didn’t know that. Wonder how she hid it from me.”

“Probably because it’s the one place she can relax and she didn’t want a bunch of nobles to ruin it for her.”

“Makes sense,” she added. While Spike was talking with ERis a little more, they heard hoofsteps behind them and turned around to see that the girls got back from shopping. The Mane Six, Starlight, Trixie, Zecora, Coco, Yamimane, Tsareena, Crystal Heels, Ember, Bluebelle, Gilda, Greta, Tempest, Mesosoma, Trachea, and Diamond Shinehad all returned with shopping bags. “Oh you guys are back.”

“That we did darling,” Rarity said with a smile as she walked over to Spike, handing him a bag as well. “And we even got you something on the way.”

“Wh-what is it?”

“You’ll have to see when you’re alone Spikey dear,” Rarity said with a devious smile. “I suggest not opening it until we get to the island.”

“FLUTTERSHY!!” Pandora exclaimed with a cheerful expression as she popped up from behind her and gave her a big hug. “I missed you so much!”

“Oh, hello Pandora,” Fluttershy said as she hugged her back. “I’m glad you’re back.”

“I’m sorry I wasn’t there for your wedding, but I’m also happy for you being a mother to be,” Pandora added, before noticing that Ember appeared to be flustered. “Oh? What’s wrong Miss Dragon Lord?”

“N-no, it’s nothing…” she muttered before walking away from the group. “I’ll be joining you all at this island beach as you call it.”

“She’s just grumpy with the bikini she got,” Bluebelle added before turning to Spike. “We won’t tell you what it is Spike.”

“Ok,” he said with a sigh.

“Speaking of grumpy,” Pandora said as she looked at Tempest with a dark glare. “Why is miss dark and serious joining you guys?”

“She’ll be joining us on our trip, and I can assure you that she’s changed, and Twilight and her friend can vouch for her.”

“Okay,” Pandora added as she still had a grudge with Tempest for the Storm King invasion.

“So how was shopping anyway?” Spie asked.

“It started out okay, until we were hounded by reporters about us being with you,” Twilight added with annoyance. “And then another suitor said something he shouldn’t have, and let’s just say that he isn’t going to have a deeper voice for awhile.”

“She kicked him in the balls,” Bluebelle brought up. “Their next big mistake was trying to bug us thinking that we were trying to hound on their fame, when we were just trying to buy bikinis for everyone. The Guards eventually had to force everyone out where we would have some space to try and shop.”

“Ah’m just hopin nopony finds out about what we’re doin’ or where we’re goin’,” Applejack added with a sigh.

“Look, we had a long day and we need to rest for tomorrow,” Bluebelle added. “We can have all the time in the world to relax for the next two weeks without anypony bothering us.”

“Can I join you girls on your trip?” Pandora asked, getting everyone’s attention. “What?”

“You’re not going to try and pull pranks on us are you?” Rainbow Dash said with a stern glare at Pandora.

“That’s not gonna be the case, I’ve been getting bored not being around you guys, and it’s pretty dull since there weren't any adventures happening.”

“I think it would be nice, since I haven't really spent much time with Pandora in awhile,” Fluttershy added with a smile.

“I promise I’ll be good, especially since you girls have babies that’ll be on the way in 11 months.” Pandora added. “I promise I’ll be good. Please?”

“Well, if you think it’s a good idea Fluttershy, then we’ll allow her to come,” Twilight replied, before giving Pandora a stern look. “But I don’t want any pranks while we’re at the island. This is meant to relax us, not make us even more stressed.”

“Agreed,” she told the girls and they all cheered and they decided to go into their seperate rooms that Celestia had given them, and Spike went to his old room that Celestia had for him.

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Spike was now in his old room that he and Twilight had when they lived in the castle long ago, and he realized that he was standing on the first floor of the room, which had a small window seat on one side, while a kitchen sat on the other. A set of stairs led up to the second floor, which, from what he remembered, had two massive bookshelves that lined two of the walls, while a large window made up another. Their beds used to be located on that floor as well.

“Man, it really has been a long time since Twilight and I had this room,” Spike said to himself as he realized how much time has passed. He then took a deep breath, before pausing as the smell of gems reached his nose. “Why do I smell gems?” He asked himself as he followed the smell over to a section of floor. He saw that there were scratch marks on the floor, as if someone had removed the tile, moved something heavy, and replaced it. He got down on his hands and knees, wiggled his claws under the edge of the tile, and easily lifted it, setting it to the side before looking to see what was below.

His eyes widened upon seeing several large gems sitting in a wooden box in the space, and he quickly pulled out the box. “Woah, how long were these even here?” He said to himself as he looked at the amount of gems that were inside. When he took the box out, he found another box below it. He assumed it was another box of gems and took it out. He opened it to try and see what was inside, but what he saw made his face go red.

“Wh-what the?” he said to himself. What he found was several lewd comics of females being fucked by different monsters, and a few yaoi comics as well. “How long were these even here?”

He suddenly heard the door open behind him and he turned around to see that it was Twilight who was in a bathrobe.

“T-twilight,” He said in shock as he threw the comics back into the box and tried to hide them, only for Twilight to keep the box out with her magic. “Look it’s not what it looks like, I just found these in here.”

“I know, that’s my stash,” Twilight said with a smile, and Spike was confused.

“What?”

“Even I have skeletons that I try to keep hidden,” Twilight added. “You were young back then and I was trying to keep you from having your mind ‘poisoned’ as they call it. As for the gems, that was supposed to be my gift to you, but I forgot about it for so long. I didn’t think you’d find it, but now with you being older and more mature I guess this is your late gift.”

“Thanks Twilight,” Spike said with a smile. He closes the box and sets it down, and Twilight suddenly jumps onto his back. Spike blushed as he felt her soft and large breasts pressing against his back. “T-twilight?”

“It’s okay Spike,” She said while using her magic to undo his waistband and reached for his erections. “The others don’t need to know Spike, so why don’t we have some fun before the island vacation?”

“Can’t this wait until we get to the island?” Spike said with a nervous glance as he felt his pants getting loose and falling to his ankles. He then felt Twilight turn him around, revealing that she had removed her bathrobe, letting her curvy form bounce free.

“Why wait Spike, you’re body is being honest as mine is,” She added, before she got down and began kissing and sucking on one of his cocks while wrapping her breasts around them. Spike felt his body tense up as his cocks were wrapped about her soft titflesh and he let out a soft moan. Twilight smiled to herself as she continued to give him the double combo and she felt her tits leaking milk as well. Her pussy was on fire and she wanted Spike to rail her till she couldn’t walk, but she knew that she had to hold back and give him some space for now. She just needed some of his semen at the moment to calm her down until they could get to the island, so she needed to get as much semen from him as she possibly could. She was still messing around when she felt something poking at her marehood. She was about to stop and look to see what it was, but she felt a hand on her head and looked up to see a smug Spike looking down at her.

“You really think I was gonna let you have all the fun when you walked in here?” he added while using his tail as a makeshift dildo and using it to enter her pussy.

“Ohhhhhh Spike,” Twilight moaned as she felt his tail fill her up. She continued to rub her boobs onto his throbbing cocks while he used his tail to tease her marehood for a while longer, before he began to thrust his tail harder, making her moan louder in pleasure. It only prompted Twilight to double her efforts around his twin dragons as she could only suck on the tips without it hurting her. Even going as far as to massage his heavy balls that were obviously quite full after being unattended to for two weeks. Spike soon let out a groan as he felt his balls getting worked up in the process. He stopped moving his tail in Twilight much to her surprise, and he suddenly lunged forward to where she was now under him and his twin dragons were poking between her boobs. He grabbed both of her breasts and started to roughly thrust between them, and even moved his tail towards her ass, poking it through her asshole much to her surprise. He snorted puffs of smoke as he thrusted in between her bosom and Twilight could only play with her pussy for now as she awaited his ever growing climax.

‘Celestia I missed this,’ Twilight thought to herself as she continued to play with her marehood. ‘I just wish I could have him go all out now instead of waiting till we get to the island.’

Spike’s thrusts soon began to slow down, but were still strong as he felt his balls starting to churn, yearning for release. He soon let out a low growl as both of his barbed dicks erupted with semen coating Twilight’s face and her chest in his thick musk.

Twilight yelped in surprised as his seed coated her and she came in response, sending pure bliss running through her body. Squirting out her femenine juices which soon created a puddle behind her and coating Spike’s tail. He pulled his tail out of her body and she slowly got up while looking at her smiling husband, admiring the load she was coated in.

“You must’ve been holding back for awhile Spike,” she said with a smile. “Love to see what happens when you really cut loose.”

“I take it you and the girls are planning something for when we get to the island?” Spike asked.

“That's right,” Twilight said with a smile as she stood up and picked up her robe. She then licked up the cum on her body using her hands and after she was done used a spell to clean herself off the rest she missed, putting her robe back on. “The girls and I were talking and we wanted to make this as special as possible Spike. Something that will be enjoyable for all of us after the craziness we were dealing with here.”

“Look forward to it,” Spike said with a smile.

“Enjoy your gems by the way,” she added before leaving the room.

“I will Twi, I will,” Spike said as he pulled his pants back up and tightened them, before turning his attention back to the box of gems on the floor. He picked up the box and held it in the crook of his arm before picking up a small ruby and tossed it into his mouth. “Man I love that mare.”

-Twilight’s Room-

Twilight was humming happily to herself as she made her way to her room, feeling a bit better after her interaction with Spike. When she entered her room, she was surprised to see the rest of Spike’s harem there. Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Trixie, Starlight, Zecora, Coco, Tsareena, Crystal Heels, and Yamimane all had dark looks on their faces as they looked at Twilight who now had a nervous glance.

“G-girls, what’re you doing here?” Twilight asked, as she smiled nervously. “I thought we had different rooms.”

“We just came to have a little talk Twilight,” Rarity said with a sinister glare.

“You want to explain why you were in Spike’s room?” Crystal Heels said with a low growl, her legs crossed. “And don’t try to lie, Pinkie herself caught you walking towards that direction.”

“W-w-well, I was, uh,” Twilight stuttered, having not expected this to happen.

“I can smell Spike on you,” Pinkie added as she popped up from behind her, making her jump in surprise. Before Twilight could make up an excuse, she felt something wrap about her leg. Before she could look down to see what it was, she found herself being yanked off the ground and held upside down. She was then pulled into the glaring face of Tsareena who was not amused.

“So you decided to have fun with Spike without us?” Tsareena said with a dark smile.

“Look I was the most stressed out of everyone okay?” she said with a frustrated tone. “I’m a princess, and I have a lot of responsibility. I needed to get some of it out before we left or else I was going to spontaneously combust!”

“And you think we aren’t just as stressed with the fact that we get harassed by all those reporters and suitors?” Trixie said with an annoyed tone.

“We have just as much stress built up as you with the constant harassment,” Starlight added.

Twilight sighed at that. “I know, and I’m sorry. I should have waited till we got to the island, but I couldn’t wait,” She replied. The girls still had dark looks, but they softened up after hearing this.

“Girls, I think we should forgive Twilight,” Rarity said with a smile on her face, causing Twilight to smile happily, glad her herd mates were going to do so. “But,” Rarity continued, turning to Twilight with a grin. “She needs to redeem herself.”

“Re-redeemed?” Twilight asked nervously.

“Just to teach you not to go behind our backs next time,” Rarity added with a dark smile as she summoned what looked like a whip. Twilights’ face turned pale as she knew where this was going. Rarity then turns to Tsareena and Crystal Heels and they begin to smile as they look back at the frantic Twilight.

“Can’t we talk about this?” she asked politely. She suddenly gets yanked into the air by Tsareena’s tendril-like hair and into Rarity’s grinning face.

“No,” she said as the rest of the girls surrounding her, and Twilight knew that she was going to be in for a long night.


Author's Note

Sorry this took so long, but the next chapter for Spike Beach Honeymoon is now ready and waiting. Now with everything going on with the Pandemic in life I hope everyone is staying safe out there. As for the Pandora name, I found a comic of an actual Princess Eris who is actually so psychotic that not even Discord wanted to be near her. Credit goes to phoenixcolt45, PuzzleMaster, and Yoshikage Kira.

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