You've suffered two terrible fates. One of which you died in a plane crash, which was much more quick and painless. After the crash, you quickly learned how corrupt the environment around you was. You also learned to fend for yourself by stealing from a few slave traders until you learned of the Storm King being defeated a couple of years ago and decide start off with a fresh clean slate. What you might not expect is to end up getting together with a beautiful anthro zebra woman who's got this habit of rhyming.