Speedclop prompts!

“Are y’serious, Rainbow? You want me to-”

“Yep!”

“But... why?”

“Because it’ll be hot, duh.”

“Wouldn’t something else be better? Ah know, how about me as Daring Do?”

“...tempting. But nope! It’s my turn, and I’ve made up my mind!”

“...ain’t no chance I can get out of this, is there?”

“Eeenope.”

Applejack twitched as the pegasus used her brother’s usual expression. “Don’t do that. It’s still weird!”

Rainbow grin couldn’t have been cheekier if she tried, filled with a promise of teasing if Applejack didn’t keep her end of the promise.

Sighing, the farmer lifted a hoof to her face. “Fine. But not tonight. Ah’ll need Rarity’s help for this.”

“Ooh, a three way? You are Daring!”

“N-not like that you dirty filly!”

“Ehehe... wait Applejack what are you doi-NO NOT A NOOGIE-”

Applejack blinked as the memory faded away, finding herself once more in front of Carousel Boutique. But... she never expected to come here for this reason. Not in a million years. Finally gathering up her courage, she lifted a hoof and knocked on the door.

A voice sang out, beckoning her inside. “Come iiiiin~!” Applejack pushed the door open, earning another earful from the shop’s owner. “Welcome to Carousel Bou-oh, hello Applejack! What brings you here?”

“Well, Ah... uhm.” Applejack faltered. Why is this so hard to say?

Rarity waited patiently, having noticed the farmer’s troubled expression. “Yes?”

“Ah need...”

“You need?”

Applejack let out a loud sigh, and scrunched her eyes closed. “Oh to hay with it. Ah need you to gussy me up and make me a dress!” She waited for a response, her eyes still closed, then popped one open as the silence continued.

If Rarity’s expression had been any brighter, Princess Celestia could have moved her through the skies instead of the sun. Rarity had waited for this for ages. “Oh Applejack! You’ve finally decided to abandon your rough looks and let your inner beauty shine through! Oh this is a glorious day-”

Applejack lifted a hoof, stopping Rarity’s tirade. “Now hold on there! Ah’m not doing this on my own accord!”

“Whatever do you mean, dear?”

Oh horseapples, Applejack thought. Now she’d have to explain it all.

“It’s... it’s fer Rainbow.” She said, hoping that it would satisfy the fashionista. Unfortunately, it only fanned her curiosity even more.

“For Rainbow?” Rarity repeated. She knew that the pegasus and the earth pony were together, and she found it absolutely darling (And such a wasted opportunity... the dresses I could make them!), but couldn’t imagine why Rainbow would want to see Applejack ‘gussied up’, as the farmer had so eloquently put it.

Applejack nodded, a blush rising to her cheeks. “Yup.”

“I’m afraid I’m still lost, Applejack. Rainbow doesn’t strike me as someone who would find this appealing...”

Applejack nodded, the blush growing ever hotter. “Ah’m as surprised as you, ‘Rare.”

“...but I think you’re holding the real reason back.” Rarity smirked, noticing the color on her friend’s face. “Come now, you can tell me! My lips are sealed.”

Applejack’s ears were low, and she sighed. “Fine...” she said, then looked around. No sign of anypony else. The coast was clear.

Still, she didn’t trust the apparent safety, and motioned Rarity to lean in closer. The unicorn bent her head toward Applejack’s, her ears standing at attention. She listened to Applejack’s every whispered word, and found a blush appearing on her own face. Once the farmer was done, her face a brighter red than ever, the Rarity cleared her throat.

“I... I see. Well. I do believe I can still help you! I assume you need this by tonight?” She asked, to which Applejack nodded. Rarity grinned, ideas filling her head. “Oh, the things I could do... hmm. How about some leather, and some spreader bars-”

“Wh-no!” Applejack sputtered, shaking her head frantically. “Ah told you what Ah need! Don’t you go adding crazy stuff!”

“...spoilsport.” Rarity huffed. “Fine. Come back in a few hours, I’ll have your garment ready. Then we can tackle your mane!”

Rainbow Dash waited outside of Applejack’s window, having knocked moments before. Before long, a pair of orange hooves lifted the window, but only a crack. Frowning, Rainbow poked at it again. “Hey Applejack, what gives?”

“Ah’m only letting you in if y’close your eyes, Dash!”

Rainbow blinked. “What the hay? Why?”

“Ah did this for you, let me at least show it off my way!”

Rainbow grinned. This sounded fun. “Okay. Just grab my hoof and guide me in.” She said, before smirking as she closed her eyes. Pun completely intended. She heard the window open, and felt a pair of hooves wrap themselves around hers, as well as the swish of fabric. Her grin grew wider. Applejack had actually gone through with the idea. This was bound to be hilarious.

Applejack guided the pegasus to the bed, and instructed her to lay down. Rainbow complied, the back of her head falling onto the pillow. She heard the sound of hooves on the floor, before Applejack spoke again, from slightly further away. “Okay, you can open yer eyes now.”

Rainbow did so, looking around at what looked like an empty room. She then spotted four orange hooves sticking out from under the wardrobe’s open door. “Come out, come out, wherever you are!” Rainbow sang, grinning.

“Sh-shut up. I’m coming!”

“Not yet you aren’t~”

“You know what Ah meant!” Applejack growled. Rainbow grinned again. She could practically hear the glare in Applejack’s voice. As Applejack stepped out from behind the door, the grin died as her jaw dropped open.

The first thing she noticed was the lack of a ponytail. Applejack’s hair had been done professionally, a coiffure to match Rarity’s own high maintenance mane. The earrings and necklace were a nice touch, surely a gift from the fashionista. The dress was gorgeous, an emerald green that complemented Applejack’s eyes, showing off her curves while not being too frilly.

She’d expected to laugh. Instead, she beheld a vision of beauty.

“Dash? Well?”

“Huh?”

“H-how is it?” Applejack asked, looking down. “Ah look ridiculous, don’t I?”

Rainbow quickly shook her head. “No! Never.” She paused, looking down guiltily. “I kinda WAS hoping for a laugh when I asked you to dress up like this,” she explained, earning herself a glare from the farmer. “...but you look fantastic. Hot. I mean, smoking hot.”

Applejack blushed at the compliment, and grinned. “I must admit that this brings back a fair share of memories, my dear Rainbow Dash.” She said, slipping into a Manehattan accent. If she was to dress like she had as a filly, she might as well act the part.

“...now that is just weird.” Rainbow said, eyebrows raised. “Still hot.” She jumped off the bed, and stalked towards the farmer. “Now, madam... how about I get you out of those clothes?”

Applejack’s eyes closed as Rainbow’s voice turned throaty, and filled with promise. “Now now, you ruffian.” Applejack whispered, smiling. “That’s not a way to treat a lady, is it?”

Rainbow chuckled. “Getting into the role, aren’t ya?”

“You’re getting what you asked for, dearest.” She leant in, stealing a kiss from Rainbow’s lips. “Now do be quiet and rut me!”

Rainbow didn’t need to be told twice.